• 17 Dec 2010 at 2:17 PM

Stephen Baldwin Has A Dream

“I’m 44 years old, my plan is to be a billionaire by 50, which these days, that’s very doable,” the actor, recovering drug addict and born again Christian who filed for bankruptcy last year told Daily Intel‘s Chris Rovzar. “And once I achieve that goal, my plan would be to be the George Soros for Jesus.”

Comments (33)

  1. Posted by Al Yeganeh | December 17, 2010 at 7:33 PM

    ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  2. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | December 17, 2010 at 7:38 PM

    Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man… A man named god. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for god? You betcha.

  3. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | December 17, 2010 at 7:38 PM

    Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man… A man named god. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for god? You betcha.

  4. Posted by Anonymous | December 17, 2010 at 7:46 PM

    Guys like this give overly-optimistic rheumy-eyed losers with imaginary friends a bad name.

  5. Posted by Guest | December 17, 2010 at 7:46 PM

    great contribution.

  6. Posted by Guest | December 17, 2010 at 7:46 PM

    great contribution.

  7. Posted by Anti DB | December 17, 2010 at 7:47 PM

    He better hope McCains Wife is on the market, only way he is getting there

  8. Posted by Anti DB | December 17, 2010 at 7:47 PM

    He better hope McCains Wife is on the market, only way he is getting there

  9. Posted by N WackerStud | December 17, 2010 at 7:47 PM

    This dream can only be achieved with the incredible scoops of Gasparapist and the intense quant like precision of Nails Dykstra, then you would have the Miami Heat of Jesus Investment Fund of Funds.

  10. Posted by N WackerStud | December 17, 2010 at 7:47 PM

    This dream can only be achieved with the incredible scoops of Gasparapist and the intense quant like precision of Nails Dykstra, then you would have the Miami Heat of Jesus Investment Fund of Funds.

  11. Posted by N WackerStud | December 17, 2010 at 7:47 PM

    This dream can only be achieved with the incredible scoops of Gasparapist and the intense quant like precision of Nails Dykstra, then you would have the Miami Heat of Jesus Investment Fund of Funds.

  12. Posted by N WackerStud | December 17, 2010 at 7:47 PM

    This dream can only be achieved with the incredible scoops of Gasparapist and the intense quant like precision of Nails Dykstra, then you would have the Miami Heat of Jesus Investment Fund of Funds.

  13. Posted by N WackerStud | December 17, 2010 at 7:47 PM

    This dream can only be achieved with the incredible scoops of Gasparapist and the intense quant like precision of Nails Dykstra, then you would have the Miami Heat of Jesus Investment Fund of Funds.

  14. Posted by Guest | December 17, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    Sure, moron. Just keep smiling, you’ll be rich like Chuck Bass in 6 years?

    People are fucked.

  15. Posted by Guest | December 17, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    Sure, moron. Just keep smiling, you’ll be rich like Chuck Bass in 6 years?

    People are fucked.

  16. Posted by Guest | December 17, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    Sure, moron. Just keep smiling, you’ll be rich like Chuck Bass in 6 years?

    People are fucked.

  17. Posted by Guest | December 17, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    Sure, moron. Just keep smiling, you’ll be rich like Chuck Bass in 6 years?

    People are fucked.

  18. Posted by Guest | December 17, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    Sure, moron. Just keep smiling, you’ll be rich like Chuck Bass in 6 years?

    People are fucked.

  19. Posted by Guest | December 17, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    Sure, moron. Just keep smiling, you’ll be rich like Chuck Bass in 6 years?

    People are fucked.

  20. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | December 17, 2010 at 7:52 PM

    Maybe he’s just long inflation?

  21. Posted by Bob Simonds | December 17, 2010 at 8:00 PM

    These days its all velvet ropes and posture for Steve Baldy…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMo_HcRBnUY

  22. Posted by 5am | December 17, 2010 at 8:01 PM

    If I squint and stare at his hat, it looks like the two guys behind him are shagging.

  23. Posted by Al Yeganeh | December 17, 2010 at 8:38 PM

    ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  24. Posted by indridcold | December 17, 2010 at 8:38 PM

    Sigh. Why didn’t I stop with Billy?

    -God

  25. Posted by Incoming Bombs | December 17, 2010 at 8:46 PM

    Stephen: Hey Billy, what’s the worst thing about being a Baldwin?
    Billy: Nothing!!!

  26. Posted by Enrico Einstein Salk | December 17, 2010 at 9:07 PM

    It’s easy to figure out how he’ll do it. He’s leveraged long into DE Shaw “genius” options.

  27. Posted by Anonymous | December 17, 2010 at 9:39 PM

    Yeah, I mean we created literally millions of billionaires.

    -Weimar Republic

  28. Posted by David | December 17, 2010 at 10:11 PM

    That happens all the time at… Hey, wait a minute!

  29. Posted by HK4D | December 18, 2010 at 2:14 AM

    “Stephen Baldwin just jumped to the top of my hit-list.”

    -The Henry Kravis for Darwin

  30. Posted by UninvitedGuest | December 18, 2010 at 5:10 AM

    I’m going long Amway

  31. Posted by Jim Bakker | December 19, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    Stephen, we should talk. While doing prison ministry in rural North Carolina, I met an up and comer named Bernard who has shown me the light and convinced me that I was on the right track but just didn’t go big enough.

  32. Posted by Kim Jong Il | December 19, 2010 at 8:27 PM

    You are worthress Stephen Barrwin. You have faiwred in every way. And now my stock in you has fawren. Your career is stawrin’. And you’re worthress Stephen Barrwin

  33. Posted by UltraWizard | December 20, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    Now I see why you’re so ronery you fat failure

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