• 10 Dec 2010 at 2:05 PM

Tim Geithner’s Got Kidney Stones!

By Bess Levin

TG was admitted the hospital today where he will have “minor surgery” to deal with the problem.

He was forced to cancel three upcoming TV appearances on Sunday re: tax cuts but is expected to be back at work on Monday. In the meantime, who wants to be acting Treasury Secretary during the procedure?

Comments (21)

  1. 1
    Posted by Jacob Moore | December 10, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    Best wishes to Timmy G!

    -J Cayne

  2. 2
    Posted by tits | December 10, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    Bess, half a blue and red flashy thing would suffice. Maybe just the tip.

  3. 3
    Posted by Anon | December 10, 2010 at 7:21 PM

    fuck you. this is serious.

  4. 4
    Posted by tits | December 10, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    Hey, UBS employee. Stop stalking me.

  5. 5
    Posted by UBS Sucks Guy | December 10, 2010 at 7:31 PM

    Dislike

  6. 6
    Posted by CartmanQuant | December 10, 2010 at 7:38 PM

    Will he keep them in his little bag around his neck filled with gold?

  7. 7
    Posted by derp | December 10, 2010 at 7:57 PM

    Good luck with the C-Section Timmy!

  8. 8
    Posted by Grammatical Leprechaun | December 10, 2010 at 8:01 PM

    Are you asking if he will keep his kidney stones in a little bag that is filled with gold, or if the bag is around his gold-filled neck? Just trying to clarify.

  9. 9
    Posted by anti DB | December 10, 2010 at 8:01 PM

    I bet its the only stones he has

  10. 10
    Posted by CartmanQuant | December 10, 2010 at 8:22 PM

    The former, thank you for the clarification. For some reason I have started drinking JW Red a little early.

  11. 11
    Posted by CartmanQuant | December 10, 2010 at 8:22 PM

    The former, thank you for the clarification. For some reason I have started drinking JW Red a little early.

  12. 12
    Posted by Guest | December 10, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    JW red? that’s the equivalent of wearing a bracelet that says you’re white trash.

    -guy who only visits his father to raid his stock of JW blue

  13. 13
    Posted by CartmanQuant | December 10, 2010 at 9:15 PM

    Only thing left in the office. It still does the trick.

  14. 14
    Posted by Guest | December 10, 2010 at 9:40 PM

    neat or rocks?

    -jw blue dbag

  15. 15
    Posted by Echo | December 10, 2010 at 9:41 PM

    I nominate Maxine Waters to be temporary SecTreas. When Timmy’s better, she can go back to being Undersecretary of Crazy.

  16. 16
    Posted by Dead Horse Beater | December 10, 2010 at 9:53 PM

    I nominate P. Jiang for interim replacement.

    - Jack Mehoff
    President/CEO Female Hormones/Highlighter Supply Inc.

  17. 17
    Posted by Tp | December 11, 2010 at 8:50 PM

    no effing doubt.

  18. 18
    Posted by 5am | December 11, 2010 at 9:02 PM

    Get better Tim.

  19. 19
    Posted by MooseFister | December 12, 2010 at 2:41 PM

    You meant to say “no elfing doubt”, correct?

  20. 20
    Posted by Guest | December 13, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    The lefties are still celebrating wikileaks so they didn’t notice their man down.

  21. 21
    Posted by Genius | December 13, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    so that’s where he hids his balls

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