Let’s just hope/assume this is nothing more than wishful thinking on the part of someone who hates fleece and hedge funds and all things magic.

“There are some hard core rumors Steve in Stamford is going to be indicted. Rumor is spread by someone working in Manhattan’s Southern District office.”

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  1. Posted by PJ | December 10, 2010 at 9:46 PM

    I have nothing to do with this.

    – P. Jiang

  2. Posted by guest | December 10, 2010 at 9:49 PM

    Too early for indictment. More probing is sorely needed.

  3. Posted by East Texas Gas Trader | December 10, 2010 at 9:57 PM

    What’s going on here? I’ve been busy looking up hot banker chicks over at WikiPoon.

  4. Posted by Non-Entity Hedge Fund Manager | December 10, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    Ping Jiang is the New “In Soviet Russia” (NISR). If your comment has no intended purpose or value beyond the amusement of DB readers, you should explore the dormant section of your right brain before posting, or not post at all.

    – Guy whose comments are always original and insightful

  5. Posted by Guest - The Musical | December 10, 2010 at 10:09 PM

    Be honest – how many people besides me were dumb enough to try to find that site after reading this ETGT’s post?

  6. Posted by LEH Quant | December 10, 2010 at 10:20 PM

    This sounds like bullshit to me. How is SAC going to be indicted by SDNY? Steve’s personal and professional life is based in CT. Can someone say GONNA NEED FUCKING EXTRADITION??????

    -LEH Quant

  7. Posted by danker banker | December 10, 2010 at 10:27 PM

    perp walk!!!

  8. Posted by Seaman Bodine | December 10, 2010 at 10:27 PM

    Undisputed III

    Wesley Snipes as himself
    Steve Cohen as Ving Rhames

    memorable quotes:

    SC: ‘I’m going to get medieval on your ass’
    WS: ‘Fuck them squingili eatin’ motherfuckers’

  9. Posted by guest | December 10, 2010 at 10:32 PM

    Are you Andy?

  10. Posted by BiffKneale | December 10, 2010 at 11:02 PM

    Sometimes I like to just rip my pants off, grab my ankles, and walk backwards through a cornfield. The local farmers call it a perv-walk, but I call it making friends.

  11. Posted by Butch the Farm Dog | December 10, 2010 at 11:25 PM

    THAT’s where I know you from!

  12. Posted by Guest | December 11, 2010 at 12:15 AM

    Markets are in NYC. If he traded over any of the exchanges, that’s probably enough for jdx.

  13. Posted by Troglodyte | December 11, 2010 at 12:36 AM

    You = retard.

  14. Posted by Lumberjack | December 11, 2010 at 12:51 AM

    Forest. Trees. You. Missing.

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  16. Posted by Anonymous | December 11, 2010 at 3:43 AM

    I call bullshit

  17. Posted by Guest | December 11, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    Poor old Mark Madoff………

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    Could have been a bit more embarrassing.

    -David Carradine

    (too soon?)

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