As many of you may be aware, some of us intimately, each year Paul Tudor Jones holds a Christmas spectacular on his front lawn in Greenwich, Connecticut. Open to the public, it’s become a favorite event for children and adults of all ages, far and wide. After being forced to cancel his Halloween extravaganza this year, as a result of neighbors who lack any heart, some worried that PTJ’s Christmas show would suffer the same fate. Well worry no longer. This thing is on, and that’s not all.

According to Greenwich Time, “the display is expected to rival those of past years.” Considering that in “past years,” the display has included upwards of 36,000 lights, little drummer boy dances synchronized to music that people can listen to on the radio as they pull up to the house, one wonders what PTJ could to do to top himself. Will the ladies of Beamers be performing as Rockettes on the front lawn? Will every onlooker get a free bucket of chicken? Will a Santa suit-wearing PTJ allow guests to bounce on his knee? These are the things we need answers to.

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  1. Posted by Anonymous | December 2, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    To all our snobby Belle Haven neighbors:

    Go fuck yourselves.

    Happy Holidays!


  2. Posted by Shallow Thinker | December 2, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    This message is only legit if delivered to each resident on ornate stationary by a uniformed manservant.

  3. Posted by Greaseball | December 2, 2010 at 7:19 PM

    Those little lights aren’t twinkling.

    – Arte

  4. Posted by Clark Griswold | December 2, 2010 at 7:30 PM

    Christmas Vacation – classic.

    Well played sir

  5. Posted by Put_Option | December 2, 2010 at 8:04 PM

    Is that Ivana Trump over there? Oh no, its just Bruce Kovner dressed as a Rockette…

  6. Posted by Echo | December 2, 2010 at 8:11 PM

    I vote that Jess and Bess and Giana go to visit the PTJ Christmas Wonderland. I know you went a few years ago, but it’s time to take the camcorder and see what he’s done with the place since ’08.

  7. Posted by PTJ | December 2, 2010 at 8:54 PM

    I’m good for a solid 2000 onlookers when I flip the switch. I got the lights from Santa Claus at an auction. The man’s a stud.

  8. Posted by Guest | December 2, 2010 at 10:30 PM

    You got it all backwards. The Rockettes will be performing, as the ladies of Beamers…

  9. Posted by Retail Guy | December 2, 2010 at 10:31 PM

    These guys have been working on this all year. They have been known to drink wine coolers.

  10. Posted by Buddy | December 2, 2010 at 10:54 PM

    “The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear. “

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