CFA Institute, the global association of investment professionals that awards the Chartered Financial Analyst designation, said the answer sheets of 275 candidates who took exams in Ghana last month were lost. The shipping agent hasn’t delivered the Level 1 papers to the institute so “we cannot grade your December 2010 CFA exam,” according to an e-mail addressed to “all candidates in Africa” by President John Rogers.
“I can only imagine how upsetting this news must be to you. We know the time and effort you put into this examination process and are determined to support your investment in time as best we can,” Rogers said in the e-mail.
CFA Institute Says It Lost Exam Answer Sheets of Some Candidates in Africa [Bloomberg]

I hate you John Rogers!
I hate you John Rogers!
Not being in Africa is the NKI
Needs more sirens.
My lion ate your answer sheets.
kind of get the feeling the 4-alarms = sarcasm from BL?
I stole them and am using them to wipe my ass. Suck on in Ghana.
-L. Donovan
I am N’djaibicou, CFA candidate from Cameroon! HAHAHAHAHA!
People from Africa can’t afford HP-12c’s.
People from Africa can’t afford HP-12c’s.
People from Africa can’t afford HP-12c’s.
Dear friend,
I am a CFA evaluator located in Nigeria. I regret that the recent unrest has resulted in your test being lost. I do remember your test and weeped at the brilliance of your answers. I have a CFA certificate on an ATM card ready for you. Please send your bank details at your earliest convenience.
Kind regards
Mr A. Hole
Aholecfaevaluator@hotmail.ng
Dear friend,
I am a CFA evaluator located in Nigeria. I regret that the recent unrest has resulted in your test being lost. I do remember your test and weeped at the brilliance of your answers. I have a CFA certificate on an ATM card ready for you. Please send your bank details at your earliest convenience.
Kind regards
Mr A. Hole
Aholecfaevaluator@hotmail.ng
Dear friend,
I am a CFA evaluator located in Nigeria. I regret that the recent unrest has resulted in your test being lost. I do remember your test and weeped at the brilliance of your answers. I have a CFA certificate on an ATM card ready for you. Please send your bank details at your earliest convenience.
Kind regards
Mr A. Hole
Aholecfaevaluator@hotmail.ng
There were 6 before, and I wanted more. Bess is punishing me for my request.
-CFA, Level IV
There were 6 before, and I wanted more. Bess is punishing me for my request.
-CFA, Level IV
Too many CFA’s in Africa.
Me have Cheetah steal them.
Me smarter than MBA man-ape.
~ Tarzan, CFA
Too many CFA’s in Africa.
Me have Cheetah steal them.
Me smarter than MBA man-ape.
~ Tarzan, CFA
Ms. Levin, would you please stop using CFA as a noun in you headline. Kind of a big deal to us, much bigger than losing tests.
Ghanese CFA
Q1: match the following amounts of gratitude with the following positions:
- $20, $50, $200
- Minister of Finance, President, Supreme Court Judge
Q2: State the correct “private penalty” amount (hard currency) and government beneficiary (name, cell phone, swiss bank account #) for the following accounting transgressions:
- Forgetting to pay taxes for the last 10 years
- Accidentally selling off state property to foreign investors without having claim or title to aforementioned property
- Accidentally misnaming the next 5 years aspirational business plan as last 5 years audited accounts in your company’s offering memorandum
Dear African CFA Level 1 Candidates,
We’re sorry to inform you that your answer sheets are Ghana. No, but seriously, we can’t find them. Sorry about that.
Regards,
CFA Institute
John 3:16
Repent you abortion loving fuckers!
Please to visit the Careers section of our corporate website.
-Aurélie H.
Director of HR
Julius Baer Group
Please to visit the Careers section of our corporate website.
-Aurélie H.
Director of HR
Julius Baer Group
Dear CFA Level 1 candidates from Ghana,
My donkey died from the weight of carrying all those little chalkboards the answers were written on, I buried them along with the donkey on the side of the road 40 miles from Accra. Sorry.
–Abdul’s Donkey Cartage, LLC
Also, more cowbell. Needs more cowbell as well.
Next time, be funny
Let’s hope they make them all fail and keep the pass rate at ~40%.
~ Guy who took it in December… not in Africa.
Let’s hope they make them all fail and keep the pass rate at ~40%.
~ Guy who took it in December… not in Africa.
Kill yourself
Didn’t Ghana unveil a groundbreaking $14 stimulus back in ’08? clearly it’s becoming the financial epicenter of the continent.
Didn’t Ghana unveil a groundbreaking $14 stimulus back in ’08? clearly it’s becoming the financial epicenter of the continent.
Did anyone bother to check the underwear of all outbound passengers in the past 24 hours?
Africa is not a country, idiots.
Who said it was? And we’re all very impressed you knew that little-known fact.
i ate your lion
-taco taco enthusiast
Africa is the capital of Europe
~ Paris and Jessica
Africa is the capital of Europe
~ Paris and Jessica
wondering who the idiot is, given that the only place the word ‘country’ appears on this page is your comment?
CAIA > CFA
CAIA > CFA
Merry New Year!!!!!
Merry New Year!!!!!
keep telling her that size doesn’t matter
keep telling her that size doesn’t matter
Maybe in Africa?
Maybe in Africa?
New?
This Is Africa