As of February 1, news outlets must “verify the credentials of organizations and columnists before publishing their commentaries and analyses,” ensuring that journalists have either “worked in securities and futures organizations or covered finance and economics for at least two years.”
In a related move, the US has decided to take a small page from China’s playabook and ban three journalists from writing about Wall Street, as nominated by the people.
Well fuck, there goes my idea for syndicating Mad Money in China.
Well fuck, there goes my idea for syndicating Mad Money in China.
I’ll take “Equus Semen Pastries” for $1000 please Alex
I’ll take “Equus Semen Pastries” for $1000 please Alex
I’ll take “Equus Semen Pastries” for $1000 please Alex
I’ll take “Equus Semen Pastries” for $1000 please Alex
I’ll take “Equus Semen Pastries” for $1000 please Alex
I’ll take “Equus Semen Pastries” for $1000 please Alex
I’ll take “Equus Semen Pastries” for $1000 please Alex
I vote Comstock, Weisenthal and Comstock again.
I vote Comstock, Weisenthal and Comstock again.
I vote Comstock, Weisenthal and Comstock again.
I vote Comstock, Weisenthal and Comstock again.
I vote Comstock, Weisenthal and Comstock again.
I vote Comstock, Weisenthal and Comstock again.
I vote Comstock, Weisenthal and Comstock again.
I vote Comstock, Weisenthal and Comstock again.
can the entire operation count as one vote?
can the entire operation count as one vote?
can the entire operation count as one vote?
can the entire operation count as one vote?
can the entire operation count as one vote?
can the entire operation count as one vote?
can the entire operation count as one vote?
can the entire operation count as one vote?
can the entire operation count as one vote?
can the entire operation count as one vote?
can the entire operation count as one vote?
Y’all diversify your bonds n’ shit. Konichiwa bitches.
WuTan Investments
That was so funny in 2004!
I suppose, though I’d miss Blodget.
I second the Weisenthal vote, despite the fact that he allegedly worked in investment management at some point. cutting and pasting w/ 1-2 sentences of commentary does not a “journalist” make. plus that hipster act he puts on is so painfully forced…its almost a little sad.
How can you cover finance and economics for two years if you can’t cover finance and economics without having covered finance and economics for two years?
Well, Let’s just hope America doesn’t move in this direction!!!!
I worked for rebellion research until STAR went ballastic after Spencer talked to the WSJ. prior to that,I worked for Sara Bernett. before that I interned for Tim Sykes – I found it very stressful and now wish to report about the markets, do I qualify?
I made a substantial investment in the Body by Jake franchise and got in on the ground floor, so I’m not sweatin’ it.
WOW – a Tim Sykes reference. How did the Cilantro Fund do in 2010?
LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS.
-Matt Taibbi’s Bandana
oh HAHAHA very funny. that is so fresh! i mean, what you’ve done, is you’ve taken a pop culture reference, and inserted it here, in this context 6 years later. Do you have any Titanic jokes since we’re hitting these things at the top of their phenomena.
-guy who ironically made fun of an old joke using a 2004 family guy reference
i like wanda sykes….and dave attell
http://noolmusic.com/comedy_central_videos/chappelles_show_-_wu_tang_financial.php