Next Wednesday night is the annual Corporate Challenge Boxing tournament, and beyond the fact that the event is for charity, $45 (or $1,400 for a ring-side table) seems like a pretty reasonable fee to be at least mildly amused at the sight of your “colleagues” taking to the ring. The participants hail from Morgan Stanley, Barclays Capital, RBC, and Chimera Securities, among other firms, have give themselves nicknames like “Plastic Paddy,” “The Huntington Hammer,” “Dragon Fist” and “Mister Softee,” and have prior boxing experience as diverse as “several tournaments” to “My friend once punched me in the face on a weekend in Prauge.” Let’s meet them now.

Peter Williamson AKA The Huntington Hammer/Barclays Capital/27 years old, 5’11, 195 lbs:

David Doherty AKA Plastic Paddy/RBC/27 years old, 5’6, 142 lbs:

Scott Shuryn/Morgan Stanley/25 years old, 5’10, 205 lbs:

Greg Tran AKA Mister Softee AKA Dragonfist/Chimera Securities/31 years old, 5’10, 140 lbs:

Corporate Boxing Challenge [CBC]

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  1. Posted by trojan | January 13, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight ’til they’re burger.

  2. Posted by Guest | January 13, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    I also once got punched in the face in Prague. It was awesome.

  3. Posted by Guest | January 13, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    I also once got punched in the face in Prague. It was awesome.

  4. Posted by Guest | January 13, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    I also once got punched in the face in Prague. It was awesome.

  5. Posted by Guest | January 13, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    I also once got punched in the face in Prague. It was awesome.

  6. Posted by Chuddy | January 13, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    We get punched in the face every month.

    ~Harbinger Investors

  7. Posted by El Guest-o | January 13, 2011 at 6:42 PM

    Why don’t these guys just go to Minettas? Same outcome, the scenery is better, and more varieties of beverages are available.

  8. Posted by Guest | January 13, 2011 at 6:42 PM

    +1

  9. Posted by Krugman'sBonus | January 13, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    “Anyone who has time to box and give a fucking bio about it will receive no bonus this year.”

    -B. Diamond & J. Gorman

  10. Posted by Krugman'sBonus | January 13, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    “Anyone who has time to box and give a fucking bio about it will receive no bonus this year.”

    -B. Diamond & J. Gorman

  11. Posted by Krugman'sBonus | January 13, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    “Anyone who has time to box and give a fucking bio about it will receive no bonus this year.”

    -B. Diamond & J. Gorman

  12. Posted by Kouwanus | January 13, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    I once got punched in the face by a frog. This is why I hate the French.

  13. Posted by Kouwanus | January 13, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    I once got punched in the face by a frog. This is why I hate the French.

  14. Posted by Kouwanus | January 13, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    I once got punched in the face by a frog. This is why I hate the French.

  15. Posted by Kouwanus | January 13, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    I once got punched in the face by a frog. This is why I hate the French.

  16. Posted by Kouwanus | January 13, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    I once got punched in the face by a frog. This is why I hate the French.

  17. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | January 13, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    Prodigy? Is this charity event happening in 1996?

  18. Posted by 5-yr-old girl next door | January 13, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    “The first time I went I almost passed out after jumping rope for 2 minutes, and now I can jump rope for almost 5 minutes straight!”—my friends and I jump rope for 5 minutes everyday, and then we comment about it using exclamation points.

  19. Posted by 2Traders1Cup | January 13, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    This happens every night at Minetta’s, big deal.

  20. Posted by 2Traders1Cup | January 13, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    This happens every night at Minetta’s, big deal.

  21. Posted by Mean Girl | January 13, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    Me too. By Regina George.

  22. Posted by Mean Girl | January 13, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    Me too. By Regina George.

  23. Posted by Mean Girl | January 13, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    Me too. By Regina George.

  24. Posted by Thunder Lips | January 13, 2011 at 7:12 PM

    There’s a saying in my business, and it goes, “Give me the fucking money, or I’m getting out of the fucking car.”

    -Thunder Lips

  25. Posted by Gengibre | January 13, 2011 at 7:24 PM

    So, the 5’6″ midget makes fun of ginger kids?

  26. Posted by Guest | January 13, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    “Scotty Doesn’t Know” tag +1

    you’re a legend Bess

  27. Posted by Mayor Daley | January 13, 2011 at 7:41 PM

    In light of the abuse heaped on Chicago yesterday, I can say with all confidence, that our meathead charity-boxing douchebags can kick the crap out of New York’s.

  28. Posted by Guest | January 13, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    nice try asshole, but the fat of the land was released in 1997

  29. Posted by Tone_Deaf | January 13, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    Additionally, what song is “Ro-cky”?

  30. Posted by 2Traders1Cup | January 13, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    And now its time for another exciting round of America’s favorite game, “Guess whats in my underpants!”

  31. Posted by 2Traders1Cup | January 13, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    And now its time for another exciting round of America’s favorite game, “Guess whats in my underpants!”

  32. Posted by tits | January 13, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    Can we use Kouwe as a punch bag?

  33. Posted by tits | January 13, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    Can we use Kouwe as a punch bag?

  34. Posted by tits | January 13, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    Can we use Kouwe as a punch bag?

  35. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | January 13, 2011 at 8:17 PM

    My apologies. That makes Prodigy about as culturally relevant a Titanic, The Fifth Element, and Third Eye Blind’s eponymous debut.

  36. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | January 13, 2011 at 8:17 PM

    My apologies. That makes Prodigy about as culturally relevant a Titanic, The Fifth Element, and Third Eye Blind’s eponymous debut.

  37. Posted by NakedShort | January 13, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Or alternatively you could pay to watch us donkey punch each other under the Chelsea Piers.

    -GM & ZK ;)

  38. Posted by NakedShort | January 13, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Or alternatively you could pay to watch us donkey punch each other under the Chelsea Piers.

    -GM & ZK ;)

  39. Posted by NakedShort | January 13, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Or alternatively you could pay to watch us donkey punch each other under the Chelsea Piers.

    -GM & ZK ;)

  40. Posted by Guest | January 13, 2011 at 8:48 PM

    GREAT IDEA

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    Ed Hocken: Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis for Cargill.

    Nordberg: I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati against a guy from LG&E.

    Sgt. Frank Drebin: No you’re thinking of Kid New York. He traded basis out of Philly.

    Ed Hocken: He was killed in the ring in Houston! By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin who worked for SoCal.

    Nordberg: Yeah, from Dakota Power. I don’t remember it was North or South.

    Sgt. Frank Drebin: North. South Dakota was his brother. From Delmarva real time.

    Ed Hocken: You sure know your boxing traders.

    Sgt. Frank Drebin: All I know is never trade with an Enron guy.

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    And there hasn’t really been any good music (or whatever you consider Prodigy’s work to be) since…

  43. Posted by Anal_yst | January 13, 2011 at 11:40 PM

    Nice.

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    So how irrelevant has Gossiparino become. This used to be one of his favorite events to pretend that he was almost important – not to mention maybe a hack boxer who never had the balls to try to make something of himself. He has been reduced to a FBN Blowhard who has to tweet his stories out in advance to get any audience whatsoever. Boy, did FBN do CNBC a favor – not to mention the rest of us who don’t have to listen to the moron any longer.

    And I see that “Bought and Paid For” has now sunk in sales to the level of the “Sellout” (that book that had no shot of selling out despite constant promotion by CNBC. They’re both hanging at the 50,000 mark on Amazon.

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    I stopped reading at Frank.

    ~Guy that is bored easily by long-winded mildly funny posts

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    this whole event is really gay

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