• 04 Jan 2011 at 11:33 AM

“Female Fighters” Wanted

Are you a lady financial services employee based in Chicago interested in getting in a boxing ring? Are you a male financial services employee who knows a lady that fits the previous description, who has either beat the shit out of you before or you simply get the sense it’s entirely possible she could?

These people want you. Sign up today or Ken Griffin’s going to have to do it in drag (don’t tempt him).

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  1. Posted by Kid Countrywide | January 4, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    I know a hooker in Chicago who fights under the name “Kid Candle”. One blow and she’s gone.

  2. Posted by indridcold | January 4, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    i thought they fight with ugly sticks in Chicago?

  3. Posted by Frank Drebin, SEC Squad | January 4, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    Lt. Frank Drebin, SEC Squad: “Hermoine Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. Her real name was Josey Chicago.

    Ed Hocken: Oh, yeah. She fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.

    Nordberg: I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.

    Lt. Frank Drebin, SEC Squad: No you’re thinking of Kid New York. She fought out of Philly.

    Ed Hocken: She was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.

    Nordberg: Yeah, from Dakota. I don’t remember it was North or South.

    Lt. Frank Drebin, SEC Squad: North. South Dakota was her sister. From West Virginia.

    Ed Hocken: You sure know your boxing.

    Lt. Frank Drebin, SEC Squad: All I know is never bet on the white girl.

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  12. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    How much does it pay? Does one need a valid Series 7 to qualify?

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    How much does it pay? Does one need a valid Series 7 to qualify?

    Len aka “Leona” Dykstra

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    How much does it pay? Does one need a valid Series 7 to qualify?

    Len aka “Leona” Dykstra

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    How much does it pay? Does one need a valid Series 7 to qualify?

    Len aka “Leona” Dykstra

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    How much does it pay? Does one need a valid Series 7 to qualify?

    Len aka “Leona” Dykstra

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  19. Posted by P.J. | January 4, 2011 at 6:53 PM

    Do they arrow kicking?

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    This explains why Meredith Whitney bought a place in Chicago. Are nipple clamps allowed in boxing?

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