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“Female Fighters” Wanted

Are you a lady financial services employee based in Chicago interested in getting in a boxing ring? Are you a male financial services employee who knows a lady that fits the previous description, who has either beat the shit out of you before or you simply get the sense it’s entirely possible she could?

These people want you. Sign up today or Ken Griffin’s going to have to do it in drag (don’t tempt him).

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  1. Kid Countrywide says:

    I know a hooker in Chicago who fights under the name “Kid Candle”. One blow and she’s gone.

  2. indridcold says:

    i thought they fight with ugly sticks in Chicago?

  3. Frank Drebin, SEC Squad says:

    Lt. Frank Drebin, SEC Squad: “Hermoine Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. Her real name was Josey Chicago.

    Ed Hocken: Oh, yeah. She fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.

    Nordberg: I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.

    Lt. Frank Drebin, SEC Squad: No you’re thinking of Kid New York. She fought out of Philly.

    Ed Hocken: She was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.

    Nordberg: Yeah, from Dakota. I don’t remember it was North or South.

    Lt. Frank Drebin, SEC Squad: North. South Dakota was her sister. From West Virginia.

    Ed Hocken: You sure know your boxing.

    Lt. Frank Drebin, SEC Squad: All I know is never bet on the white girl.

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  9. Guest says:

    How much does it pay? Does one need a valid Series 7 to qualify?

    Len aka “Leona” Dykstra

  10. Guest says:

    How much does it pay? Does one need a valid Series 7 to qualify?

    Len aka “Leona” Dykstra

  11. Guest says:

    How much does it pay? Does one need a valid Series 7 to qualify?

    Len aka “Leona” Dykstra

  12. Guest says:

    How much does it pay? Does one need a valid Series 7 to qualify?

    Len aka “Leona” Dykstra

  13. Guest says:

    How much does it pay? Does one need a valid Series 7 to qualify?

    Len aka “Leona” Dykstra

  14. P.J. says:

    Do they arrow kicking?

  15. Anonymous says:

    This explains why Meredith Whitney bought a place in Chicago. Are nipple clamps allowed in boxing?

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