• 19 Jan 2011 at 10:30 AM

Greenlight Capital Sent Investors Home From Annual Dinner With Apple-Themed Goodie Bags

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You get an iPod! And you get an iPod!

“Einhorn’s presentation was witty and well thought-out as always. Dan Loeb was in attendance and was mentioned within the presentation with regard to his request to “not explain the modified high-water mark again.” David made a quick note and, as per Dan’s request, skipped the page (page 31). Our gift this year (last year was his father’s joke book) on the way out was an iPod nano. Pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty good.”

Comments (17)

  1. 1
    Posted by Guest | January 19, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    Wise move, Li’l D.

    - S Jobs, who’s always watching

  2. 2
    Posted by Lenney D. | January 19, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    Amatuer. I gave my LP’s a house at this year’s meeting.

  3. 3
    Posted by Chapter 7 | January 19, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    I think you misspelled “creditors.”

    Oh, and your own name, but that’s not the point.

  4. 4
    Posted by Guest | January 19, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    Meh. If he was really slick, he would have app-ed his Annual Report and, like you say, stuck it on an iPad. Paper is so 90′s.

  5. 5
    Posted by Guest | January 19, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    That’s more than some places are giving out as bonuses.

  6. 6
    Posted by Guest | January 19, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    ken griffin?

  7. 7
    Posted by Guest | January 19, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    I was there and I wanted the HWM explained. Screw you, Dan!

    -investor who can be made happy with an iPad or phone

  8. 8
    Posted by Guest | January 19, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    Can that presentation be found online somewhere?

  9. 9
    Posted by Guest | January 19, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    nope. you can see it if you’re an investor though.

  10. 10
    Posted by Clever Fellow | January 19, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    iHorn

  11. 11
    Posted by Guest | January 19, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    Someone’s gotta pick up Oprah’s slack.

  12. 12
    Posted by Guest | January 19, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    next year it’s cars.

  13. 13
    Posted by Guest | January 21, 2011 at 12:28 AM

    Actually, last year’s gift was a hoodie sweathshirt.

  14. 14
    Posted by Guest | January 21, 2011 at 12:30 AM

    sweatshirt
    .. can’t spell for shirt

  15. 15
    Posted by Lakesha | December 13, 2011 at 2:44 AM

    We need more insgiths like this in this thread.

  16. 16
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  17. 17
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