Greenlight Capital Sent Investors Home From Annual Dinner With Apple-Themed Goodie Bags

You get an iPod! And you get an iPod!

“Einhorn’s presentation was witty and well thought-out as always. Dan Loeb was in attendance and was mentioned within the presentation with regard to his request to “not explain the modified high-water mark again.” David made a quick note and, as per Dan’s request, skipped the page (page 31). Our gift this year (last year was his father’s joke book) on the way out was an iPod nano. Pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty good.”

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17 Responses to “Greenlight Capital Sent Investors Home From Annual Dinner With Apple-Themed Goodie Bags”

  1. Guest says:

    Wise move, Li’l D.

    – S Jobs, who’s always watching

  2. Lenney D. says:

    Amatuer. I gave my LP’s a house at this year’s meeting.

  3. Guest says:

    Meh. If he was really slick, he would have app-ed his Annual Report and, like you say, stuck it on an iPad. Paper is so 90’s.

  4. Guest says:

    That’s more than some places are giving out as bonuses.

  5. Guest says:

    I was there and I wanted the HWM explained. Screw you, Dan!

    -investor who can be made happy with an iPad or phone

  6. Guest says:

    Can that presentation be found online somewhere?

  7. Clever Fellow says:


  8. Guest says:

    Someone’s gotta pick up Oprah’s slack.

  9. Guest says:

    Actually, last year’s gift was a hoodie sweathshirt.

  10. Lakesha says:

    We need more insgiths like this in this thread.

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