Per the complaint, this note, which went to a CFTC staffer, was accompanied by the subject line “You’re not getting away with this…Merry Christmas!”
Here’s another sent 16 hours later to the chairman of the CFTC one involving midgets.
Earlier: Are You Not Supposed Threaten To Kill Securities And Exchange Officials?
I blame Sarah Palin.
wow…
I can explain these.
just a bit of good natured banter – we alpha males talk to each other like this all the time..
And here this whole time I’ve been thinking “motherfucker” was one word. Who knew?
And here this whole time I’ve been thinking “motherfucker” was one word. Who knew?
And here this whole time I’ve been thinking “motherfucker” was one word. Who knew?
And here this whole time I’ve been thinking “motherfucker” was one word. Who knew?
And here this whole time I’ve been thinking “motherfucker” was one word. Who knew?
oh and:
Meet at Minetta’s to serve me my papers. Bring the midget so i know it’s you.
oh and:
Meet at Minetta’s to serve me my papers. Bring the midget so i know it’s you.
oh and:
Meet at Minetta’s to serve me my papers. Bring the midget so i know it’s you.
oh and:
Meet at Minetta’s to serve me my papers. Bring the midget so i know it’s you.
oh and:
Meet at Minetta’s to serve me my papers. Bring the midget so i know it’s you.
oh and:
Meet at Minetta’s to serve me my papers. Bring the midget so i know it’s you.
oh and:
Meet at Minetta’s to serve me my papers. Bring the midget so i know it’s you.
oh and:
Meet at Minetta’s to serve me my papers. Bring the midget so i know it’s you.
oh and:
Meet at Minetta’s to serve me my papers. Bring the midget so i know it’s you.
Getting [sic]-ed is the NKI
He should have proposed a more pleasurable form of bodily harm. He would have got cheering cooperation instead of arrest.
- P. Jiang
damn, someone needs to check their motives…I’m thinking this may be a fun court hearing to attend. who’s with me?
He’s seems upset about the oedipal issues. Maybe some calming tea and a nice soft blanket would help.
He then went on further to say:
Ok, people. Most of you are sitting there, and you’re looking at this good-looking old man, and you’re wondering, “Who the FUCK is he?” and you know what, that’s exactly what you should be doing. You all know who’s been running this company for the past eight years. And you know that when I go, in no time, you will be repping nobodys like Bill from The Apprentice. No one needs to make a decision right now. I will be starting my own agency. Two very important rules will apply: to make everyone on the ground floor rich, and to burn this motherfucking place to the ground. Lloyd, are you with me?
Other than some grammatical errors, I have no concerns.
I think he is upset about something. I’m not positive, but I think there is some hostility just beneath the surface of that email.
This is no big deal. This kind of stuff happens at Butner Medium all the time.
Bernie
This is no big deal. This kind of stuff happens at Butner Medium all the time.
Bernie
This is no big deal. This kind of stuff happens at Butner Medium all the time.
Bernie
This is no big deal. This kind of stuff happens at Butner Medium all the time.
Bernie
shut
the
fuck
up
you
suck
so
hard
favorite part = “you my friend”
favorite part = “you my friend”
and a merry xmas to you too!
and a merry xmas to you too!
Not enough exclamation points
Not enough exclamation points
Not enough exclamation points
Exactly, most of time its the steroids talking….good thing my ex-girlfriend doesn’t work for the SEC or I would be dealing with more than just a simple restraining order.
Say hello to my leetle friend!
“How can I really drive my point home to these midget motherfuckers? Got it: numbered bullet points!”
This chart may help:
Fucking Corrupt Fucking Midget = Fucking Corrupt Goldman Sachs Piece of Shit > Fucking Corrupt Piece of Shit Hey Fucking Morons
This chart may help:
Fucking Corrupt Fucking Midget = Fucking Corrupt Goldman Sachs Piece of Shit > Fucking Corrupt Piece of Shit Hey Fucking Morons
I wonder if he learned these negotiating skills at one of those Karras schools.
I wonder if he learned these negotiating skills at one of those Karras schools.
I am going out on a limb here but I am going to guess he hasn’t had consentual sex in four, maybe five years. He just needs to clean the pipes and he’ll be fine and dandy.
what is ‘consentual’ sex?
How hasnt DB put up his entire bio?? Former professional soccer player and amateur boxer who’s been harrassed by the Gov for over a decade – great stuff:
http://www.alnbri.com/id1.html
Wow, 47 separate emails?
Vince, next time just hit the “reply to all” button…once…’cause that can be expalined away sometimes.
Seriously! Please let me know if you find out.
like watching Unstoppable…
like watching Unstoppable…
how has anon not figured out the answer??
(hint: because it’s not nearly the funniest part of this story)
how has anon not figured out the answer??
(hint: because it’s not nearly the funniest part of this story)
Sounds like a stable guy to me.
Sounds like a stable guy to me.
Fucking amateurs.
-A Baldwin
Fucking amateurs.
-A Baldwin
Perhaps he should have attended our weekly classes. We have a supportive group environment which fosters learning.
-Dr. Myle D. Manner
Anger Management Centers of Manhattan
Perhaps he should have attended our weekly classes. We have a supportive group environment which fosters learning.
-Dr. Myle D. Manner
Anger Management Centers of Manhattan
let me guess…he runs money and his focus is distressed securities and he’s event driven.
let me guess…he runs money and his focus is distressed securities and he’s event driven.
let me guess…he runs money and his focus is distressed securities and he’s event driven.
let me guess…he runs money and his focus is distressed securities and he’s event driven.
it’s on the post before this one. settle.
wow, he’s even bitching about the gov’t in his bio!
Isn’t Bankerchick an oxymoron? If I want to hear your opinion, I’ll ask you what the latest dessert diet is from Cosmo. Now get back to sucking dicks to the top of the IB ladder.
Now if you excuse me I’m going to go take a piss and eat this sandwich, which you cannot do.
Isn’t Bankerchick an oxymoron? If I want to hear your opinion, I’ll ask you what the latest dessert diet is from Cosmo. Now get back to sucking dicks to the top of the IB ladder.
Now if you excuse me I’m going to go take a piss and eat this sandwich, which you cannot do.
Isn’t Bankerchick an oxymoron? If I want to hear your opinion, I’ll ask you what the latest dessert diet is from Cosmo. Now get back to sucking dicks to the top of the IB ladder.
Now if you excuse me I’m going to go take a piss and eat this sandwich, which you cannot do.
Cluzo: agreed it s/be riveting stuff in court but seeing I am too busy earning obscene amounts of money that I clearly don’t deserve, how about we pay one of the recently pink-slipped bankers to attend, take notes, and write summaries for DB? Maybe we can set up a 501(c)(3) to employ the ex-bankers and also to give grants to cancer researchers.
I would like to say Currency Trader…..You are full of shit.
I would like to say Currency Trader…..You are full of shit.
Then add:
> MBA > CFA
I like it. It’s about time some more mother fuckers answer for Santino. Besides, you do not come to New York and talk to a man like Vincent McCrudden like that.
I’m no anatomy expert, but explain to me why a girl, who presumably has either an equal number or double the number of hands free while pissing, couldn’t successfully eat a sandwich at the same time.
I’m no anatomy expert, but explain to me why a girl, who presumably has either an equal number or double the number of hands free while pissing, couldn’t successfully eat a sandwich at the same time.
You wanna see a midget… Robert Reich, now he’s a midget!
See you in court
Gary
You wanna see a midget… Robert Reich, now he’s a midget!
See you in court
Gary
Are you upset that no one will let you suck their dick to get to the top of the IB ladder?
Stop projecting
Girls require two hands – one to hold the toilet paper roll in place, the other to break a piece off. Men don’t need toilet paper. Anyways……….
Girls require two hands – one to hold the toilet paper roll in place, the other to break a piece off. Men don’t need toilet paper. Anyways……….
Girls require two hands – one to hold the toilet paper roll in place, the other to break a piece off. Men don’t need toilet paper. Anyways……….
Girls require two hands – one to hold the toilet paper roll in place, the other to break a piece off. Men don’t need toilet paper. Anyways……….
God you are dork
God you are dork
forgive him, he’s never seen a naked woman, not even an illustrated one.
you’re a tool.
Simultaneously claiming to be a top money manager/wall street veteran and crusading against “government officials and the Bourgeosie” on behalf of the middle class is the NKI.
You can do better than that Naked.
You can do better than that Naked.
this comment would hurt if it didn’t come from a guy who can’t even can’t track of all the firms he pretends to work.
this comment would hurt if it didn’t come from a guy who can’t even can’t track of all the firms he pretends to work.
marry me
marry me
marry me
marry me
marry me
marry me
marry me
yes.
yes.
yes.
yes.
yes.
yes.
yes.
yes.
yes.
the possibilities here are endless. though i can’t think of any that bess would allow to stay up on the board.
the possibilities here are endless. though i can’t think of any that bess would allow to stay up on the board.
the possibilities here are endless. though i can’t think of any that bess would allow to stay up on the board.
the possibilities here are endless. though i can’t think of any that bess would allow to stay up on the board.
the possibilities here are endless. though i can’t think of any that bess would allow to stay up on the board.
obviously you’re not a golfer.
obviously you’re not a golfer.
obviously you’re not a golfer.
not only is her mouth usually full, but i demand at least one finger be dedicated to a prostate massage.
Hey now now it’s pretty easy to get infinium group and infinium capital confused. The next time I hear anything from you again Bankerchick it better be, “are you wearing a condom?”.
Who the hell eats lunch in the bathroom?
You are such a loser.
It’s sex without consent silly, the opposite of consentuous sex.
- AIG Quant
It’s sex without consent silly, the opposite of consentuous sex.
- AIG Quant
I am the master of the C.F.T.C. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.F.T.C., you’ll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.F.T.C. like me. Not this little fuck [referring to Gensler] none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.F.T.C. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.F.T.C.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
I am the master of the C.F.T.C. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.F.T.C., you’ll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.F.T.C. like me. Not this little fuck [referring to Gensler] none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.F.T.C. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.F.T.C.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
I am the master of the C.F.T.C. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.F.T.C., you’ll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.F.T.C. like me. Not this little fuck [referring to Gensler] none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.F.T.C. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.F.T.C.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
I am the master of the C.F.T.C. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.F.T.C., you’ll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.F.T.C. like me. Not this little fuck [referring to Gensler] none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.F.T.C. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.F.T.C.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
You fucking dumb piece of shit! I have let so many of your fucking dumb mother fucking comments off the hook for doing this to my favorite blog site. You my friend are not getting away with this. I am going to do this my way now and you, you dumb mother fucking piece of shit are first on my list! Laugh mother fucker I am going to make you a test case!
Oh and your “comments”…shove them up your fucking ass you dumb mother fucker!!!!
You fucking dumb piece of shit! I have let so many of your fucking dumb mother fucking comments off the hook for doing this to my favorite blog site. You my friend are not getting away with this. I am going to do this my way now and you, you dumb mother fucking piece of shit are first on my list! Laugh mother fucker I am going to make you a test case!
Oh and your “comments”…shove them up your fucking ass you dumb mother fucker!!!!
You fucking dumb piece of shit! I have let so many of your fucking dumb mother fucking comments off the hook for doing this to my favorite blog site. You my friend are not getting away with this. I am going to do this my way now and you, you dumb mother fucking piece of shit are first on my list! Laugh mother fucker I am going to make you a test case!
Oh and your “comments”…shove them up your fucking ass you dumb mother fucker!!!!
You fucking dumb piece of shit! I have let so many of your fucking dumb mother fucking comments off the hook for doing this to my favorite blog site. You my friend are not getting away with this. I am going to do this my way now and you, you dumb mother fucking piece of shit are first on my list! Laugh mother fucker I am going to make you a test case!
Oh and your “comments”…shove them up your fucking ass you dumb mother fucker!!!!
I get it. Like Entourage, but Vincent McCrudden instead of Ari Gold.
I get it. Like Entourage, but Vincent McCrudden instead of Ari Gold.
I get it. Like Entourage, but Vincent McCrudden instead of Ari Gold.
I get it. Like Entourage, but Vincent McCrudden instead of Ari Gold.
I get it. Like Entourage, but Vincent McCrudden instead of Ari Gold.
I get it. Like Entourage, but Vincent McCrudden instead of Ari Gold.
my guess, janitors with internet access….
my guess, janitors with internet access….
my guess, janitors with internet access….
my guess, janitors with internet access….
my guess, janitors with internet access….
Being smart enough to run an elaborate options strategy yielding >50% returns while being dumb enough not to know emails can be traced by a monkey is the NKI
Being smart enough to run an elaborate options strategy yielding >50% returns while being dumb enough not to know emails can be traced by a monkey is the NKI
Being smart enough to run an elaborate options strategy yielding >50% returns while being dumb enough not to know emails can be traced by a monkey is the NKI
Eating a sandwich while pissing: nature’s glass ceiling.
All bark, no bite.
This was the only insult thus far that has been funny.
And Glenn abnd Rush. The vitriol in America has got to stop!
Steroids? Those show up in your system man. Everyone knows real men use rabies!
- Thad Castle
Hey, he’s got a pixilated spinning globe on his home-page, I think we should take this guy seriously.
Bess, you finally ‘liked’ one of my posts……I think this is going to be the start of a beautiful relationship (assuming you like fat married guys that are funny 1 out of 248 posts).
The search bar is a professional touch as well.
I had my doubts at first, but when the P.O. box on his website turned out to be legit, I realized I was in good hands.
I really wouldn’t argue this with him folks. If I had to vote one person on this board as “Most Likely to Have a Webcam in the Women’s Restroom” it would be Currency Trader.
Given the high moral standards and obvious gift with the written word, it is clear that this unhappy man hired Charles Gossiparino to craft this wonderful piece of prose. This is perhaps the best writing Charlie has done since his days with a can of spray paint on the walls in da Bronx!
Given the high moral standards and obvious gift with the written word, it is clear that this unhappy man hired Charles Gossiparino to craft this wonderful piece of prose. This is perhaps the best writing Charlie has done since his days with a can of spray paint on the walls in da Bronx!
Vince, anger is nothing more than an outward expression of hurt, fear and frustration. Sometimes you make the right decision, sometimes you make the decision right.
Vince, anger is nothing more than an outward expression of hurt, fear and frustration. Sometimes you make the right decision, sometimes you make the decision right.
Vince, anger is nothing more than an outward expression of hurt, fear and frustration. Sometimes you make the right decision, sometimes you make the decision right.
Vince, anger is nothing more than an outward expression of hurt, fear and frustration. Sometimes you make the right decision, sometimes you make the decision right.
that is deep, brah
I’m an energy trader and I don’t suck as bad as you.
I don’t think he works in the equestrian industry dude.
Would
you
please
quit
writing
like
a
Chinese
energy
trader
?
‘k
thanks
I think Antonio Cromartie wrote these
You want to marry BankerChick who has no command of the English language? Sounds like trouble!
Can one of the three people who liked this comment please translate it for me?
Yeah, I remember my first SEC subpoena, too.
i think we should stick pubic hairs in our dickholes and pee all over each other, so its a messy pee and pee gets all over our thighs….also, i think im gonna cut off my dick and chew it up and spit it in my neighbors mouth (kind of like how a mother bird does to her chicks). then im gonna shit in my girlfriend’s vagina and dig it out with a spoon and feed an infant. YOUNG MONEY
Elaborate?
Janitors with a brand spanking new Cricket smart phone. Yea!
u mad?
Not enough cowbell either. More cowbell, they need more cowbell.
Yo! Lunchbox!
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