• 03 Jan 2011 at 2:26 PM

Hooker Stiffed By Lenny Dykstra Provides Insight Into Legendary Investor’s Current Financial Situation

By Bess Levin

“[He] obviously has some money, because when I met him he was staying in a beautiful Beverly Hills hotel,” Monica Foster, who was on the receiving end of a bounced check from Nails, told Radar.

Comments (23)

  1. 1
    Posted by Mr. Market | January 3, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    Inevitably, Lenny will resort to starring in his own film to pay the bills. I preemptively suggest he name it Nails Tails. Lenny, if you’re reading this and need a writer, let me know.

  2. 2
    Posted by Guest | January 3, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    “[He] obviously has some money, because when I met him he was staying in a beautiful Beverly Hills hotel.”

    So did Axel Foley, if you recall.

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | January 3, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    Dealbreaker Goes To Hollywood

  4. 4
    Posted by indridcold | January 3, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    accepting a check as payment. really? this chick needs a pimp. I mean that’s Hooking 101.

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    She should have talked to Jerry Springer. Oh, wait – Lenny should have talked to Jerry Springer.

  6. 6
    Posted by Chuddy | January 3, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    Bouncing your balls off of a hooker’ ass and then bouncing a check to pay said hooker is the NKI

  7. 7
    Posted by Delta7 | January 3, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    He doesnt make money, he prints it…

  8. 8
    Posted by Dan Pratt | January 3, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    He’s one of the great one’s in this business.

    -jimbo

  9. 9
    Posted by Dan Pratt | January 3, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    He’s one of the great one’s in this business.

    -jimbo

  10. 10
    Posted by Kenny Dykstra | January 3, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    A lot of people ask me, Lenny, you’re a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?’ And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it’s actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.

  11. 11
    Posted by Thinking outloud | January 3, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    Did the fact that he dropped a deuce in the corner of the hotel room rather than the toilet give her pause when accepting said check?

  12. 12
    Posted by Beluga | January 3, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    I think that is a twizzler in his mouth.

    /Matt Taibbi

  13. 13
    Posted by Beluga | January 3, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    I think that is a twizzler in his mouth.

    /Matt Taibbi

  14. 14
    Posted by recko | January 3, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    Look out TMZ

  15. 15
    Posted by Intellectual Masturbator | January 3, 2011 at 9:35 PM

    FTW! Your prize is a box of Twizzlers.

  16. 16
    Posted by Guest | January 3, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    you dumbass- as in DB screenplay, not site operating in hollywood.

  17. 17
    Posted by Guest | January 3, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    you dumbass- as in DB screenplay, not site operating in hollywood.

  18. 18
    Posted by Guest2 | January 3, 2011 at 10:11 PM

    yeah! buy a vowel!

  19. 19
    Posted by Guest2 | January 3, 2011 at 10:11 PM

    yeah! buy a vowel!

  20. 20
    Posted by Mr. Jack Mehoff | January 3, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    Nails Tails:
    Scene 1 – Lisa F with the pig
    Scene 2 – Ping with the markers
    Scene 3 – Timmy G “breakin’ it in” with Monica Foster, and
    the closing scene
    Scene 4 – a three way with Stevie C, The golden Scrot, and JC Davies.

    I smell blockbuster…..

  21. 21
    Posted by AIG Quant | January 3, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    What’s a non-fat diet like anyway?

    -AIG Quant

  22. 22
    Posted by Dykstra Ltd counsel | January 4, 2011 at 9:56 PM

    Lenny, pay her in kind, dude

  23. 23
    Posted by Dykstra Ltd counsel | January 4, 2011 at 9:56 PM

    Lenny, pay her in kind, dude

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