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Hooker Stiffed By Lenny Dykstra Provides Insight Into Legendary Investor’s Current Financial Situation

“[He] obviously has some money, because when I met him he was staying in a beautiful Beverly Hills hotel,” Monica Foster, who was on the receiving end of a bounced check from Nails, told Radar.

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  1. Mr. Market says:

    Inevitably, Lenny will resort to starring in his own film to pay the bills. I preemptively suggest he name it Nails Tails. Lenny, if you’re reading this and need a writer, let me know.

  2. Guest says:

    “[He] obviously has some money, because when I met him he was staying in a beautiful Beverly Hills hotel.”

    So did Axel Foley, if you recall.

  3. indridcold says:

    accepting a check as payment. really? this chick needs a pimp. I mean that’s Hooking 101.

    • Anonymous says:

      She should have talked to Jerry Springer. Oh, wait – Lenny should have talked to Jerry Springer.

  4. Chuddy says:

    Bouncing your balls off of a hooker’ ass and then bouncing a check to pay said hooker is the NKI

  5. Delta7 says:

    He doesnt make money, he prints it…

  6. Dan Pratt says:

    He’s one of the great one’s in this business.

    -jimbo

  7. Dan Pratt says:

    He’s one of the great one’s in this business.

    -jimbo

  8. Kenny Dykstra says:

    A lot of people ask me, Lenny, you’re a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?’ And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it’s actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.

  9. Thinking outloud says:

    Did the fact that he dropped a deuce in the corner of the hotel room rather than the toilet give her pause when accepting said check?

  10. Beluga says:

    I think that is a twizzler in his mouth.

    /Matt Taibbi

  11. Beluga says:

    I think that is a twizzler in his mouth.

    /Matt Taibbi

  12. Dykstra Ltd counsel says:

    Lenny, pay her in kind, dude

  13. Dykstra Ltd counsel says:

    Lenny, pay her in kind, dude

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