• 12 Jan 2011 at 10:15 AM

How Much Do Facebook Execs Think Their Company Will Be Worth A Few Years Down The Road?

By Bess Levin

One trillion dollars. [SAI]

Comments (50)

  1. 1
    Posted by Guestosaurus | January 12, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    no probs suckerberg, if you deliver some $20bn in annual earnings with a double digit CAGR and ample runway than i’ll start thinking about why I should value you at 50x.

  2. 2
    Posted by tits | January 12, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    It’ll be worth cock. That’s right: COCK. No wonder the likes of GS fleece you every fucking day.

  3. 3
    Posted by Frank Stallone | January 12, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    Zuckerberg will need the money for dry cleaning bills — Matt Taibbi was so upset about the deal Facebook made with Goldman Sachs that he’s been collecting horse semen at record pace. Rumor has it that he even paid Sarah Jessica Parker to be eye-candy for the horses.

  4. 4
    Posted by Frank Stallone | January 12, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    Zuckerberg will need the money for dry cleaning bills — Matt Taibbi was so upset about the deal Facebook made with Goldman Sachs that he’s been collecting horse semen at record pace. Rumor has it that he even paid Sarah Jessica Parker to be eye-candy for the horses.

  5. 5
    Posted by Guest | January 12, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    That’s what MySpace said.

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | January 12, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Gots more dough than a bakery…

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | January 12, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    “I’ll take Megalomaniacal Fantasies for $800, Alex”

  8. 8
    Posted by StuckInOhio | January 12, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    And NASDAQ at 10,000 and Dow at 50,000. Year 1999, here we come!

    It’s pretty amusing to see advertising comps outpace comps for the things the ads are supposed to be selling.

  9. 9
    Posted by StuckInOhio | January 12, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    Also
    http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1113/drevilp.jpg

  10. 10
    Posted by StuckInOhio | January 12, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    Also
    http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1113/drevilp.jpg

  11. 11
    Posted by Anon | January 12, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    did they?

  12. 12
    Posted by Anon | January 12, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    did they?

  13. 13
    Posted by Anon | January 12, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    did they?

  14. 14
    Posted by LEH_Quant | January 12, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    Is that worth more or less than a hen?

  15. 15
    Posted by Nouveau Richie | January 12, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    Dammit, I was gonna do a Dr. Evil reference:

    “Why make trillions when you can make… bilions?”

  16. 16
    Posted by Texashedge | January 12, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    I’d rather have three XOMs, thanks

  17. 17
    Posted by Nouveau Richie | January 12, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    “You wanna know what’s cooler than a trillion dollars? A quadrillion dollars.”

  18. 18
    Posted by Guestosaurus | January 12, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    though i may change my mind if 50cent tweets about this company

  19. 19
    Posted by Guestosaurus | January 12, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    though i may change my mind if 50cent tweets about this company

  20. 20
    Posted by trojan | January 12, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here’s the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for…

  21. 21
    Posted by Anonymous | January 12, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    A trillion dollars? Certainly. ‘Course thanks to hyperinflation a cup of coffee will cost USD 500.00 at Starbucks when it reaches that valuation but…

  22. 22
    Posted by NakedShort | January 12, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    Reminds me of my assclown neighbor that thinks this his house is worth 30% more than the rest of ours because he slapped on a new coat of paint and just re did the kitchens, then again he is Realtor® so he must know his stuff!!

  23. 23
    Posted by Guest | January 12, 2011 at 5:47 PM

    kitchen(s)? you sir, have arrived

  24. 24
    Posted by NakedShort | January 12, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    In Florida its not unusual to have an in law quarters and/or guest quarters in your backyard.

  25. 25
    Posted by Confucius | January 12, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    A cock in the bush is worth two in the hand

  26. 26
    Posted by Confucius | January 12, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    A cock in the bush is worth two in the hand

  27. 27
    Posted by Confucius | January 12, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    A cock in the bush is worth two in the hand

  28. 28
    Posted by Confucius | January 12, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    A cock in the bush is worth two in the hand

  29. 29
    Posted by Confucius | January 12, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    A cock in the bush is worth two in the hand

  30. 30
    Posted by Jacob Moore | January 12, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    Doesn’t matter how much facebook is worth. Zuckerberg will still look like he’s in high school and he won’t have any friends. Not to mention he doesn’t have a college degree…

  31. 31
    Posted by Guest | January 12, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    In Soviet Russia……….god dammit i can’t think of anything

    -guy who lacks wit to post

  32. 32
    Posted by Guest | January 12, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    In Soviet Russia……….god dammit i can’t think of anything

    -guy who lacks wit to post

  33. 33
    Posted by NakedShort | January 12, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    In Soviet Russia In Laws quarter you!

  34. 34
    Posted by NakedShort | January 12, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    In Soviet Russia In Laws quarter you!

  35. 35
    Posted by NakedShort | January 12, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    In Soviet Russia In Laws quarter you!

  36. 36
    Posted by Guest | January 12, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    ur just jealous

  37. 37
    Posted by Jacob Moore | January 12, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    this is true.

  38. 38
    Posted by Anonymous | January 12, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    But who gets to do the hanging and drawing?

  39. 39
    Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | January 12, 2011 at 7:05 PM

    Texas $

  40. 40
    Posted by It's obviously | January 12, 2011 at 7:34 PM

    Farmville dollars?

    http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/index.html

  41. 41
    Posted by It's obviously | January 12, 2011 at 7:34 PM

    Farmville dollars?

    http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/index.html

  42. 42
    Posted by Curious | January 12, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    i wonder how long his anal bead tail is…

  43. 43
    Posted by Lewis Winthorpe III | January 12, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    Technically it’s “$Texas” but I want you to know that I have been enjoying your wit recently, Mr. Alt-E-S-V.

  44. 44
    Posted by Lewis Winthorpe III | January 12, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    Technically it’s “$Texas” but I want you to know that I have been enjoying your wit recently, Mr. Alt-E-S-V.

  45. 45
    Posted by Lewis Winthorpe III | January 12, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    Technically it’s “$Texas” but I want you to know that I have been enjoying your wit recently, Mr. Alt-E-S-V.

  46. 46
    Posted by Guest | January 12, 2011 at 10:55 PM

    I was once given a fleece by my firm, it was real comfortable!

    - LEH Quant

  47. 47
    Posted by Guest | January 18, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    Alt-E-S-T

    …kill me

  48. 48
    Posted by Guest | January 18, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    Alt-E-S-T

    …kill me

  49. 49
    Posted by Guest | January 18, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    -not StuckInOhio

    not sure how that got there…perhaps we both used guest@guest.com as our e-mail

  50. 50
    Posted by Guest | January 18, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    -not StuckInOhio

    not sure how that got there…perhaps we both used guest@guest.com as our e-mail

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