Earlier this month, we learned the extraordinary story of private equity guy Russell Stildolph and his flying Porsche, pictured at left. AltEnergy founder Stildoph’s 911 Carrera was airborne for 45 feet, possibly reaching a height of 35 feet, beore it struck the roof overhang and center support beam of an unsuspecting woman Norwalk woman’s home, before the car “fell backward and landed on its roof, facing away from the house.” Russell, whose blood alochol level was over .20 (the legal limit is under .08), said he didn’t recall anything from the evening except for the fact that he was only going 35 MPH. Today he was arraigned on charges of drunk driving, traveling “unreasonably fast,” failure to stop at a stop sign and failure to wear a seat belt, at which time his lawyer made several requests.
Stidolph, 35, of 19 Bluff Ave., appeared in state Superior Court in Norwalk with his lawyer, Eugene J. Riccio, who submitted paperwork requesting Stidolph be able to attend state supervised classes on the hazards of consuming alcohol and driving, and possibly receive treatment for alcohol addiction.
At the same time, Riccio applied for Stidolph be considered for accelerated rehabilitation, a special form of probation that allows persons who have no criminal convictions and who are not accused of a serious felony to have charges against them dismissed if they successfully complete a program assigned to them by the state. Stidolph will return to court on Feb. 23 to learn if he’s been found qualified for the alcohol education program and accelerated rehabilitation.
Norwalk Fund Manager Wants Charges Dismissed in Flying Porsche Incident [Norwalk Patch]
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Accelerated rehabilitation for a guy driving only 35mph who managed to get his car airborne for 45 feet and reach a height of 35 feet (allegedly) should be easy peasey.
Gal who still doesn’t understand the physics involved in this accident and really hopes someone will explain it…preferably with pictures.
why are you naked in your pic?
PMCO, where have you been this week?
- needy guy who freaks out when pmco isn’t around
Hire this man!
I’m wearing a bikini…or more correctly, Sally Field, my Avatar is (from her Gidget days)
I’ve been very busy at work plus my NY resolution was maintain my like / post ratio at > 1.5 so I don’t post unless I can be very funny, very informative or really gross.
do you actually work at PIMCO?
prob in Middle Office or something not yet prime time..
I can appreciate the idea that a guy who got his 911 going fast enough to fly is seeking accelerated rehabilitation. Any chance it is available for his car as well?
Start studying.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Directional_derivative
What’s the issue here exactly?
-Braylon Edwards
no
That’s why I need pics. That stuff is all greek to me.
He should be forced to drive a Boxster as part of his sentence.
He should be forced to drive a Boxster as part of his sentence.
The physics are simple: .20 BAC + Porsche Carrera – designated driver = HOLY SHIIIIIIT!
I wonder if they automatically deduced that he ran the stop sign because otherwise he wouldn’t have the acceleration to end up in the attic. Had he ponied up for the Turbo he probably would have one less charge against him, while still being able to test the structural fortitude of the second story siding.
This is fairly common in Baltimore.
So confusing. That ugly house hit his beautiful porsche, why are we prosecuting?
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you scratched my anchor!
Just another drunk energy guy who thinks “Freebird” was written and performed just for him.
-Guy Who Understands Energy Guys
No….I bet he was listening to “Strip Club Hits of the 80s” and became overcome by “Her Strut”.
I read that as “all geek to me… ” and laughed.
PMCO – Are you really a chick or just messing with anal_yst
I say, good for this guy. He has just lived a cinema-like incident. And he lived to tell the tale. Drunkenly launching car at a house and flipping over – check! No longer on the list of things to do. Now, maybe his next step should be to stop drinkings and driving.
Their isn’t, is they’re? Tard.
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Good one…let’s go with geeky greek. xoxo
what exactly happens if Bess needs to take a sick/vacation day? also, is there a smiley face on the bottom of this page under the terms of service statement?
Don’t be so needy.
- Dude who is extra confident today because he is wearing Bonobos.
can I get a Hot TUUB
And the girl from 4E?
And the girl from 4E?
And the girl from 4E?
Whats the difference between a porsche and a horse?
… and the accused is still serenely driving his other Porsche around town. Look both ways – twice – before crossing Russ’ Runway
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