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Lenny Dykstra Denies Bouncing Check To Hooker

Late last month, via a video confessional shot in her bedroom, a hooker named Monica Foster accused Lenny Dykstra of ruining Christmas. According to Foster, Nails did so by paying her for services rendered with a bad check, leaving her bank account in the negative, meaning no funds for presents. Today Nails has vehemently denied the allegation. Did he claim it was impossible for a man of his net worth (LD has said he emerged from bankruptcy with $150 million to his name, in addition to owning a business is worth at least a billion)? No. He went with something that makes much more sense.

The pro baseball player…furiously told RadarOnline.com exclusively: “It was a setup, the whole thing was a setup. She forged a check from a bank account that has been closed for years…The former All-Star claimed he hasn’t even met Foster, much less given her a bad check. “Do you think I stop for one second to even think about it? I don’t know her, are you kidding me?” Dykstra raged.

When presented with Dykstra’s version of events, Foster didn’t back down and pointed out that her possession of the bounced check gives credibility to her version of events…”If he wants to be a b**ch he is f**king with the wrong ho!”

[Radar]

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  1. Guest says:

    Maybe this Foster person could do that job at GS…

  2. Anonymouse says:

    Come on! No discussion of hooker’s bounced checks is appropriate without at least a passing reference to Jerry Springer!

  3. Anonymouse says:

    Come on! No discussion of hooker’s bounced checks is appropriate without at least a passing reference to Jerry Springer!

  4. M. Foster says:

    I earned that money! My hand smelled like pine tar for a week!

  5. M. Foster says:

    I earned that money! My hand smelled like pine tar for a week!

  6. M. Foster says:

    I earned that money! My hand smelled like pine tar for a week!

  7. Guest says:

    Teach me how to Lenny. Teach me, teach me how to Lenny.

  8. Guest says:

    Teach me how to Lenny. Teach me, teach me how to Lenny.

  9. Guest says:

    Teach me how to Lenny. Teach me, teach me how to Lenny.

  10. I’m that “hooker” (ex-escort) who’s being discussed here, and the only person lying in this situation is Dykstra. He needs to come clean about not being able to or wanting to pay his debts to not only to myself but quite a few others. He didn’t expect me to speak up about what happened so now he’s embarrassed and is attempting to cover his tracks.

    A detective with the LAPD along with my bank (I was sent official bank copies of the check and I have a bank letter) can vouch for the validity of the check being from him. There’s no way I could have or would have “forged” a check from him and I was no out to “set him up” being that HE contacted ME to spend time with him that morning.

    The only good thing that’s come of this situation being that it’s become a public spectacle is that I’ve realized that I need to take a better path in life.
    As for Dykstra, I doubt he even knows what telling the truth is anymore. It’s pathetic.

    • Guest says:

      If you’re trying to sully the Dykstra brand, you’re a little late to the party.

    • Guest says:

      MF: Hi, I’m Monica. What’s your name, sweetie?
      LD: Name’s Jim. Jim Cramer.

    • Playa says:

      Shit just got real.

    • mofo says:

      Color me a little skeptical here, especially given the MoFo handle used by this purported lady of the night…..

    • mofo says:

      Color me a little skeptical here, especially given the MoFo handle used by this purported lady of the night…..

    • Guest says:

      serious question- why do you put hooker in quotes?

    • WorkingClassMan says:

      Well, Ms. Foster: good luck getting your money out of Twizzler Boy. I could well say I hope you end up in better and safer employment; though did you really charge him $1,000 to hang out, with no sex? Some people would rather pay for the company, the last part not always necessary…

    • Hopeful Guest says:

      Oh please let this be real. Please, please, please please . . .

    • Anal_yst says:

      No way this is real, although this sounds like about the typical bio for many an “escort” (er I mean hooker):

      Bio I’m a sexy but nerdy artist, author, actress, model, pornstar, entrepreneur & online media mogul. Visit my other site http://www.MonicaAtHome.com

      Artist? What art have you produced? Author? What have you written and where has it been published? Model? For anything besides your own website/escort ads mexican guys pass out on the street? Online Media Mogul? Please.

      • Guest in Show says:

        “What have you written and where has it been published?”

        fwiw, I’m pretty sure that even she could get published at Business Insider

        • Reallyasking says:

          um, who the fuck can’t get published at business insider? they will put ANYONE’s “writing” up (including mr. anal_yst). even the people on their regular payroll have a questionable grasp of the English language.

          • Anal_yst says:

            While I dont necessarily disagree with the point I believe you’re trying to make, 1. see my response to Guest in Show above, and 2. have you been published there?

        • Anal_yst says:

          Well she turned down my offe to write something for my site (which is syndicated on Biz Insider) so perhaps not, but thanks for playing.

      • Gueeeest says:

        What a killjoy. Stop posting already.

      • Guest says:

        Pretty sure it is real, actually but it was fun to see you get worked up.

        • Anal_yst says:

          If you think the above is me getting worked-up then you have some pretty thin skin and most likely couldn’t handle me in person.

          • Anon says:

            I used to think anal_yst was a clever play on the job title of a typical lower level IB employee, until he posted that the “Anal” part is just about him being very anal in his research or modeling or whatever. Nothing to do with an anus or consistently having to “take it in the ass” (figuratively speaking of course) as an analyst in IB. You’re so anal and have so much attention to detail in your work? What a fag.

      • Guest says:

        Pretty sure it is real, actually but it was fun to see you get worked up.

    • Guest says:

      Details? Photos? Anything? My job is boring and this is almost as good as a bonus.

  11. I’m that “hooker” (ex-escort) who’s being discussed here, and the only person lying in this situation is Dykstra. He needs to come clean about not being able to or wanting to pay his debts to not only to myself but quite a few others. He didn’t expect me to speak up about what happened so now he’s embarrassed and is attempting to cover his tracks.

    A detective with the LAPD along with my bank (I was sent official bank copies of the check and I have a bank letter) can vouch for the validity of the check being from him. There’s no way I could have or would have “forged” a check from him and I was no out to “set him up” being that HE contacted ME to spend time with him that morning.

    The only good thing that’s come of this situation being that it’s become a public spectacle is that I’ve realized that I need to take a better path in life.
    As for Dykstra, I doubt he even knows what telling the truth is anymore. It’s pathetic.

  12. Jerry says:

    I guess that’s a risk you run when you dabble in the flesh trade.

  13. Pantydropper says:

    Call me.

    -Charlie Sheen

  14. Pantydropper says:

    Call me.

    -Charlie Sheen

  15. Nails says:

    Radar is a gossip rag and has no credibility left. What happened was that due to my 5 suits against the major banks for their predatory lending practices against me, I had to move my $150 million + in deposits to a CA community bank that targeted and enticed me with a teaser interest rate of 25% APR which I thought was normal given the 2000%+ returns in my hedge fund but they neglected to tell me that they were already under an MOU with Shelia Bair and that my full deposit was needed to meet their Tier 1 capital requirement so they froze my account allowing no checks to clear, even forged ones. So I now will obviously be suing them for defamation. This stuff is highly technical and way too difficult for the average citizen to understand. I find that only my close friends like Stephen Baldwin even understand the complexities of our financial system.

  16. The Forehead Slapper says:

    I am stunned and amazed that a hooker is upset with a sports shithead!

    -The Forehead Slapper

  17. Tigerm says:

    The funny thing here is ………HOW MANY HOOKERS YOU KNOW TAKE A CHECK FROM JUST ANYBODY???? She had to know who he was……… Why would she take a check? Isn’t hooking strictly a CASH business. No cash no hookie?????

    • Fray Observer says:

      We are financial people here. You’ll have to pose your sordid question to perhaps energy trading personnel or the leaders of so-called “prosperity churchs” if you seek a knowledgeable answer.

    • TimSykesMom says:

      Hooking isn’t entirely a cash business. Some of us also accept drugs.

    • Predictable says:

      No, they take credit cards.

  18. Santa Claus says:

    Ho ho ho!

  19. Santa Claus says:

    Ho ho ho!

  20. Anonymous says:

    Late last month, through a video filmed in his room confessional, a prostitute called Monica Foster, accused of ruining Christmas Lenny Dykstra. According to Foster, nails made him pay for services rendered with a bad check, leaving his bank account in the negative, which means no money for gifts.
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  21. Nkvd1938 says:

    Having the hooker to whom you bounced a check come on Dealbreaker to talk shit is most deinitely the NKI

  22. streethockey says:

    Nails is the gift that keeps giving, bro.

  23. streethockey says:

    Nails is the gift that keeps giving, bro.

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