• 18 Jan 2011 at 1:53 PM

Lenny Dykstra Denies Bouncing Check To Hooker

Late last month, via a video confessional shot in her bedroom, a hooker named Monica Foster accused Lenny Dykstra of ruining Christmas. According to Foster, Nails did so by paying her for services rendered with a bad check, leaving her bank account in the negative, meaning no funds for presents. Today Nails has vehemently denied the allegation. Did he claim it was impossible for a man of his net worth (LD has said he emerged from bankruptcy with $150 million to his name, in addition to owning a business is worth at least a billion)? No. He went with something that makes much more sense.

The pro baseball player…furiously told RadarOnline.com exclusively: “It was a setup, the whole thing was a setup. She forged a check from a bank account that has been closed for years…The former All-Star claimed he hasn’t even met Foster, much less given her a bad check. “Do you think I stop for one second to even think about it? I don’t know her, are you kidding me?” Dykstra raged.

When presented with Dykstra’s version of events, Foster didn’t back down and pointed out that her possession of the bounced check gives credibility to her version of events…”If he wants to be a b**ch he is f**king with the wrong ho!”

[Radar]

Comments (54)

  1. Posted by Guest | January 18, 2011 at 7:28 PM

    Maybe this Foster person could do that job at GS…

  2. Posted by Anon | January 18, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    is that the entire joke or is there more to it?

  3. Posted by Anonymouse | January 18, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    Come on! No discussion of hooker’s bounced checks is appropriate without at least a passing reference to Jerry Springer!

  4. Posted by Anonymouse | January 18, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    Come on! No discussion of hooker’s bounced checks is appropriate without at least a passing reference to Jerry Springer!

  5. Posted by M. Foster | January 18, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    I earned that money! My hand smelled like pine tar for a week!

  6. Posted by M. Foster | January 18, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    I earned that money! My hand smelled like pine tar for a week!

  7. Posted by M. Foster | January 18, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    I earned that money! My hand smelled like pine tar for a week!

  8. Posted by Guest | January 18, 2011 at 8:14 PM

    Teach me how to Lenny. Teach me, teach me how to Lenny.

  9. Posted by Guest | January 18, 2011 at 8:14 PM

    Teach me how to Lenny. Teach me, teach me how to Lenny.

  10. Posted by Guest | January 18, 2011 at 8:14 PM

    Teach me how to Lenny. Teach me, teach me how to Lenny.

  11. Posted by Monica Foster | January 18, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    I’m that “hooker” (ex-escort) who’s being discussed here, and the only person lying in this situation is Dykstra. He needs to come clean about not being able to or wanting to pay his debts to not only to myself but quite a few others. He didn’t expect me to speak up about what happened so now he’s embarrassed and is attempting to cover his tracks.

    A detective with the LAPD along with my bank (I was sent official bank copies of the check and I have a bank letter) can vouch for the validity of the check being from him. There’s no way I could have or would have “forged” a check from him and I was no out to “set him up” being that HE contacted ME to spend time with him that morning.

    The only good thing that’s come of this situation being that it’s become a public spectacle is that I’ve realized that I need to take a better path in life.
    As for Dykstra, I doubt he even knows what telling the truth is anymore. It’s pathetic.

  12. Posted by Monica Foster | January 18, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    I’m that “hooker” (ex-escort) who’s being discussed here, and the only person lying in this situation is Dykstra. He needs to come clean about not being able to or wanting to pay his debts to not only to myself but quite a few others. He didn’t expect me to speak up about what happened so now he’s embarrassed and is attempting to cover his tracks.

    A detective with the LAPD along with my bank (I was sent official bank copies of the check and I have a bank letter) can vouch for the validity of the check being from him. There’s no way I could have or would have “forged” a check from him and I was no out to “set him up” being that HE contacted ME to spend time with him that morning.

    The only good thing that’s come of this situation being that it’s become a public spectacle is that I’ve realized that I need to take a better path in life.
    As for Dykstra, I doubt he even knows what telling the truth is anymore. It’s pathetic.

  13. Posted by Guest | January 18, 2011 at 8:47 PM

    If you’re trying to sully the Dykstra brand, you’re a little late to the party.

  14. Posted by Jerry | January 18, 2011 at 8:47 PM

    I guess that’s a risk you run when you dabble in the flesh trade.

  15. Posted by Pantydropper | January 18, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    Call me.

    -Charlie Sheen

  16. Posted by Pantydropper | January 18, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    Call me.

    -Charlie Sheen

  17. Posted by Guest | January 18, 2011 at 8:55 PM

    MF: Hi, I’m Monica. What’s your name, sweetie?
    LD: Name’s Jim. Jim Cramer.

  18. Posted by Playa | January 18, 2011 at 8:57 PM

    Shit just got real.

  19. Posted by mofo | January 18, 2011 at 9:07 PM

    Color me a little skeptical here, especially given the MoFo handle used by this purported lady of the night…..

  20. Posted by mofo | January 18, 2011 at 9:07 PM

    Color me a little skeptical here, especially given the MoFo handle used by this purported lady of the night…..

  21. Posted by Nails | January 18, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    Radar is a gossip rag and has no credibility left. What happened was that due to my 5 suits against the major banks for their predatory lending practices against me, I had to move my $150 million + in deposits to a CA community bank that targeted and enticed me with a teaser interest rate of 25% APR which I thought was normal given the 2000%+ returns in my hedge fund but they neglected to tell me that they were already under an MOU with Shelia Bair and that my full deposit was needed to meet their Tier 1 capital requirement so they froze my account allowing no checks to clear, even forged ones. So I now will obviously be suing them for defamation. This stuff is highly technical and way too difficult for the average citizen to understand. I find that only my close friends like Stephen Baldwin even understand the complexities of our financial system.

  22. Posted by Guest | January 18, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    serious question- why do you put hooker in quotes?

  23. Posted by Guest | January 18, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    LD’s hooker posting a comment = day maker

  24. Posted by The Forehead Slapper | January 18, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    I am stunned and amazed that a hooker is upset with a sports shithead!

    -The Forehead Slapper

  25. Posted by Tigerm | January 18, 2011 at 9:34 PM

    The funny thing here is ………HOW MANY HOOKERS YOU KNOW TAKE A CHECK FROM JUST ANYBODY???? She had to know who he was……… Why would she take a check? Isn’t hooking strictly a CASH business. No cash no hookie?????

  26. Posted by WorkingClassMan | January 18, 2011 at 9:41 PM

    Well, Ms. Foster: good luck getting your money out of Twizzler Boy. I could well say I hope you end up in better and safer employment; though did you really charge him $1,000 to hang out, with no sex? Some people would rather pay for the company, the last part not always necessary…

  27. Posted by Hopeful Guest | January 18, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    Oh please let this be real. Please, please, please please . . .

  28. Posted by Fray Observer | January 18, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    We are financial people here. You’ll have to pose your sordid question to perhaps energy trading personnel or the leaders of so-called “prosperity churchs” if you seek a knowledgeable answer.

  29. Posted by Anal_yst | January 18, 2011 at 9:57 PM

    No way this is real, although this sounds like about the typical bio for many an “escort” (er I mean hooker):

    Bio I’m a sexy but nerdy artist, author, actress, model, pornstar, entrepreneur & online media mogul. Visit my other site http://www.MonicaAtHome.com

    Artist? What art have you produced? Author? What have you written and where has it been published? Model? For anything besides your own website/escort ads mexican guys pass out on the street? Online Media Mogul? Please.

  30. Posted by TimSykesMom | January 18, 2011 at 10:14 PM

    Hooking isn’t entirely a cash business. Some of us also accept drugs.

  31. Posted by Guest | January 18, 2011 at 11:19 PM

    Apologies, tired today.

  32. Posted by Guest | January 18, 2011 at 11:21 PM

    DB Interview. Puh-leeze!

  33. Posted by Predictable | January 18, 2011 at 11:22 PM

    No, they take credit cards.

  34. Posted by Guest | January 18, 2011 at 11:24 PM

    Details? Photos? Anything? My job is boring and this is almost as good as a bonus.

  35. Posted by Santa Claus | January 19, 2011 at 12:00 AM

    Ho ho ho!

  36. Posted by Santa Claus | January 19, 2011 at 12:00 AM

    Ho ho ho!

  37. Posted by Guest in Show | January 19, 2011 at 3:26 AM

    “What have you written and where has it been published?”

    fwiw, I’m pretty sure that even she could get published at Business Insider

  38. Posted by Gueeeest | January 19, 2011 at 3:30 AM

    What a killjoy. Stop posting already.

  39. Posted by Anonymous | January 19, 2011 at 4:19 AM

    Late last month, through a video filmed in his room confessional, a prostitute called Monica Foster, accused of ruining Christmas Lenny Dykstra. According to Foster, nails made him pay for services rendered with a bad check, leaving his bank account in the negative, which means no money for gifts.
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  40. Posted by Reallyasking | January 19, 2011 at 4:31 AM

    um, who the fuck can’t get published at business insider? they will put ANYONE’s “writing” up (including mr. anal_yst). even the people on their regular payroll have a questionable grasp of the English language.

  41. Posted by Guest | January 19, 2011 at 4:32 AM

    Pretty sure it is real, actually but it was fun to see you get worked up.

  42. Posted by Guest | January 19, 2011 at 4:32 AM

    Pretty sure it is real, actually but it was fun to see you get worked up.

  43. Posted by Anon | January 19, 2011 at 4:33 AM

    bravo

  44. Posted by Anal_yst | January 19, 2011 at 6:36 AM

    If you think the above is me getting worked-up then you have some pretty thin skin and most likely couldn’t handle me in person.

  45. Posted by Anal_yst | January 19, 2011 at 6:38 AM

    Well she turned down my offe to write something for my site (which is syndicated on Biz Insider) so perhaps not, but thanks for playing.

  46. Posted by Anal_yst | January 19, 2011 at 6:40 AM

    While I dont necessarily disagree with the point I believe you’re trying to make, 1. see my response to Guest in Show above, and 2. have you been published there?

  47. Posted by Nkvd1938 | January 19, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    Having the hooker to whom you bounced a check come on Dealbreaker to talk shit is most deinitely the NKI

  48. Posted by Anonanomnom | January 19, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    Quoting the punchline of the XKCD a day in advance – priceless.

  49. Posted by Anonanomnom | January 19, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    Quoting the punchline of the XKCD a day in advance – priceless.

  50. Posted by Anonanomnom | January 19, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    Quoting the punchline of the XKCD a day in advance – priceless.

  51. Posted by streethockey | January 20, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    Nails is the gift that keeps giving, bro.

  52. Posted by streethockey | January 20, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    Nails is the gift that keeps giving, bro.

  53. Posted by Anon | May 9, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    I used to think anal_yst was a clever play on the job title of a typical lower level IB employee, until he posted that the “Anal” part is just about him being very anal in his research or modeling or whatever. Nothing to do with an anus or consistently having to “take it in the ass” (figuratively speaking of course) as an analyst in IB. You’re so anal and have so much attention to detail in your work? What a fag.

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