When we last checked in with Lenny Dykstra, things seem to be on the up and up for the former baseball player-cum-Jim Cramer endorsed money manager. He claimed to “be back,” spiritually and financially-speaking, on account of his new “mortgage forensic research firm,” known as Predatory Lending Recovery, LLC, which despite not yet having any clients and only one testimonial, Len said is a billion dollar business. He described himself as “a lightning rod for money.” And he suggested he was still in possession of the thing the matters most to him in life, his private jet. Then, this happened:
Former pro baseball player Lenny Dykstra’s housekeeper has accused him of sexual assault, according to records…the female housekeeper alleged Dykstra would force her to give him oral sex on Saturdays.
No stranger to sexually harassing members of his staff (in 1999 Dykstra was arrested for that sort of thing with a 17-year-old female who worked at his car wash), we wondered if this news would threaten Nails’ comeback, and if it was a harbinger of worse things to come. However, prosecutors have apparently decided not to file charges, “because of an apparent lack of evidence that the activity was forced.” Here’s what LD had to say about the matter:
In an interview with the Los Angeles Times, Dykstra denied the allegations, saying the woman was trying to extort him to buy drugs. “If she was assaulted on Saturdays, then I’m a … ballerina dancer on Sundays,” Dykstra said. “This is a maid. That’s not even worth commenting on, are you kidding me?”
Lenny Dykstra Accused Of Sexual Assault, No Charges Filed [LATimes]
Washed up, drug using former ball-player > maid
Always will be
“We’re sitting here, and I’m supposed to be the franchise investor, and we’re talking about a maid. I mean listen, we’re sitting here talking about a maid, not a wife, not a wife, not a wife, but we’re talking about a maid. Not the wife that I go out there and die for and invest every day like it’s my last for but we’re talking about a maid, man. How silly is that?”
-L. Dykstra
This man is a LIAR! I’m the woman who he owes $1000 to from December 13th, 2010 and I will not stop putting the truth out there about this jerk until he pays back all the people he owes. You are no longer a HAVE Dykstra – you are a HAVE NOT and a LOSER!
http://lenny-dykstra.blogspot.com
Do you accept personal checks?
I’m hearing that Jimmy Cramer gave Lenny a rub and tug every Thursday.
C. Gasbagarino
Dude, I gave you more than $1K in Camel Snus points, Sherwood Country Club towels, and a reconditioned bidet. Let’s call it even, bro.
“to whom he owes $1,000″. Other than that, I have no concerns.
Broomstick DPs were free back when I was in Philly. What were you thinking, you’d get paid?
~Leonard Dykstra
Lenny D is a liar? Well, no shit, Sherlock.
Bess said “cum.”
I don’t mean to sound insensitive but why didn’t she just call in sick on Saturdays?
Maid doesn’t roll on shabbas
What’s wrong with Sunday to Friday.
What’s wrong with Sunday to Friday.
What’s wrong with Sunday to Friday.
That’s good! May I use it?
If you only knew… What’s wrong with a maid? She was good enough to hire… She worked hard without getting compensated. The criminal act was assault not unpaid wages! She called to get job back for investigative purpose and it happened on one Saturday, not numerous!!! Lenny couldnt afford a bag of ice, how can he afford a full time housekeeper??? Thats a luxury, not necessity!! Get your priorities straight, smart guy.
It happened on one Saturday!! You are insensitive!
It happened on one Saturday!! You are insensitive!
It happened on one Saturday!! You are insensitive!
It happened on one Saturday!! You are insensitive!
Whats wrong with a maid??? Youre the one who needs one!! Maids are wives, mothers, daughters, sisters, etc. The funny thing is that you cant even afford one so whos the laughing stalk now??? You have zero respect for women… period!! How could you respect a wife? You ruin lives. Theres a friend of mine named KARMA and she will get you!
PRACTICE? WERE TALKING ABOUT PRACTICE.!!!!!
NOW OUR PHILLY BOY WONDER IS IN TURKEY,, MAYBE AI HAS ROOM FOR ANOTHER FORMER PHILLY GUY………BUT LEAVE NAILS IN AFGANISTAN. THEY DESERVE HIM MORE THERE THAN WE DO HERE
HERBERT HOOVER OF PHILA..
PRACTICE? WERE TALKING ABOUT PRACTICE.!!!!!
NOW OUR PHILLY BOY WONDER IS IN TURKEY,, MAYBE AI HAS ROOM FOR ANOTHER FORMER PHILLY GUY………BUT LEAVE NAILS IN AFGANISTAN. THEY DESERVE HIM MORE THERE THAN WE DO HERE
HERBERT HOOVER OF PHILA..
So, exactly on how many Saturdays was she “forced” to give him head? You’d think after the first time, at the very least, she’d quit!
Once upon a time there were two baseball players who played for the Philadelphia Phillies in a car accident, one was LD and the other was DD. When they were being treated in a local emergency room for their injuries DD was a complete gentleman. But LD showed what he was made of by spitting on the medical stuff and telling them to go F themselves.