Archive for January 2011

First order of business: bonuses. Bobby’s been working on something he thinks you’re gonna love.

Bob Diamond will stamp his authority on Barclays next month, when the incoming chief executive announces a radical overhaul of the way it pays its top bankers as part of a broader strategic review that could see the group shed staff and put increased pressure on underperforming businesses. According to people close to the plans, Mr Diamond aims to use innovative bonds – so-called contingent convertibles, or cocos – to pay a large portion of the bonuses for more than 1,000 bankers, those ranked at managing director level and above.

Next up: layoffs. Read more »

  • 24 Jan 2011 at 9:18 AM

Opening Bell: 01.24.11

Chase Coleman’s Tiger Global Said to Put New Private-Equity Fund Into Facebook (Bloomberg)
Tiger Global has $1 billion in commitments and plans to line up an additional $250 million by next month, said the people, who asked not to be identified because the information is private. Coleman, 35, has steered about $80 million from the new pool into Facebook, whose more than 600 million users make it the top social-networking site.

Treasury Announces Citigroup’s Warrant Auction (AP)
The government says it will sell 465.1 million warrants it holds from Citigroup in an auction on Tuesday. It is the latest effort to recoup costs from the $700 billion financial bailout.

Morgan Stanley Banker Drawn Into Galleon Probe (WSJ)
Kamal Ahmed, 42 years old, is the first Wall Street banker publicly drawn into the Galleon investigation. The government is preparing for Mr. Rajaratnam’s trial late in February. Mr. Ahmed wasn’t named in the filing but people close to the situation say he is the banker referred to anonymously by the government. Mr. Ahmed was put on leave on Friday in connection to the filing. He hasn’t been accused of wrongdoing and it isn’t clear if he will be charged in the case. The government filing on Friday said that the unnamed Morgan Stanley banker informed another person that ATI Technologies Inc. was going to be acquired by AMD. The other person, whose name was also redacted from the filing, told Mr. Rajaratnam about the acquisition, the filing says.

Obama’s Address Previews 2012 Race (WSJ)
The speech and the Republican response are likely to frame contrasting philosophies that will drive political discourse for the next two years. Mr. Obama has chosen “competitiveness” and “investment” as terms to guide discussion over how to create jobs, daring Republicans to resist his push for new spending in areas that he will call vital to the nation’s future. He will seek to wall off education, infrastructure, science and energy from cuts, in effect making them the ground on which the 2012 campaign is to be fought.

Mortgage Giants Leave Legals Bills To Taxpayers (NYT)
Taxpayers have paid $24.2 million to law firms defending three of Fannie’s former top executives: Franklin D. Raines, its former chief executive; Timothy Howard, its former chief financial officer; and Leanne Spencer, the former controller.

US Treasury’s Toxic Asset Fund Gains 27% (Reuters)
Since the funds were established in 2009, they have used about $5.2 billion of Treasury’s equity investment to buy toxic assets. As of the end of 2010, the funds have gained $1.1 billion to about $6.3 billion, according to the data.

Metals Traders Worth $3 Million at Wall Street Banks (Bloomberg)
Metals traders probably earned as much as 20 percent more last year than in 2009, with the most-profitable getting $2 million to $3 million, said Peter Henry, head of front-office search at Commodity Search Partners Ltd. The figure, confirmed by three other recruiters who declined to be identified because they aren’t authorized to speak publicly, compares with no change to a drop of 10 percent in pay across commodities personnel. “Metals traders are an exception when there’s pressure on banks to cut remuneration,” New York-based Henry said. They “are making more money than other parts of the banks and the bonuses reflect that to some extent,” he said.

Woman Dies in Driveway as Cold Hits Northeast (AP)
An arctic blast from Canada is responsible for some of the frigid temperatures in the northern U.S. and some of the coldest air to hit the Northeast in two years. The cold was linked to at least two deaths in the Northeast, including that of a woman whose frozen body was found in a driveway. Read more »

  • 21 Jan 2011 at 5:15 PM

Write-Offs: 01.21.11

$$$ Prosecutors Say Morgan Stanley Banker Passed Deal Tip to Galleon [WSJ]

$$$ BofA’s Writedown Means Moynihan `Better Do Better‘ (or else!) [Bloomberg]

$$$ Trading probe reveals the temptations for “experts” [Reuters]

$$$ You think houses are a slow sell? Try unloading a yacht. [NYT]

$$$ Las Vegas tourist sues for refund from prostitute after sex act led to ‘tragic’ arrest threat [LVS] Read more »

  • 21 Jan 2011 at 3:56 PM

Former Hedge Funder** Takes His Talents To Vegas

If we learned one thing from the the financial meltdown it simply is “Don’t Fuck with Quants.” Armed with their designations, degrees and Excel spreadsheets they taught us that if tested, they will bring the global financial system to its knees, so help me God. Perhaps in a quest for redemption for the entire industry, one such individual has taken his talents to Vegas, where he’s trying to create value rather than mercilessly destroy it. For those whose bonuses sucked more than some dude with his lips around Michelle Ryan’s toes, you might what to check out this kid’s site if you’re looking for a little extra scratch.

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Way back in September, Phil Falcone held a conference call with Harbinger Capital clients wherein a “defensive” Falcone “expressed dismay that some investors had been talking to the press” and strongly urged them to put a sock in it. Apparently some people either didn’t get the memo or, in retaliation for Phil’s decision to lock up their money and then help himself to some in order to pay personal taxes, simply chose to ignore it. For example, yesterday “several” investors told Reuters that the Harbinger Capital Partners fund finished 2010 down around 12 percent and is off about 1.2 percent through the middle of January. In the same article, it was suggested that Falcone had to decided to stop reporting his performance to HSBC to spare himself embarrassment. What did Big P have to say about all this? For one, his investors don’t know shit. Read more »

The piano bar in Davos that is, where the Big Guy is headed this week for the first time ever. Once in Switzerland he’ll do whatever it is people do during the day (talk about Ideas?) and then presumably meet up with the gang (World Economic Forum mascots Nouriel Roubini, George Soros, et al) for some late night drunk karaoke at PB in the Tonic Hotel. If you’ve a request, get it in now. [Dealbook]

As rumors run rampant on the dirt that Julian Assange, creator of Wikileaks, has on Bank of America, the bank frantically searches for the source of the leak and is prepping for major damage control if information is released. According to the the New York Times, Assange said he is sitting on 5GB of information from a Bank of America executive’s hard drive that will expose an “ecosystem of corruption.” Assange intends to dump the data in early 2011. Read more »

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Toby Carroll is a New Zealand-born real estate analyst for HSBC currently stationed in Dubai. If you’re a colleague in the field currently trying to get in touch with him, you’ll have to wait a bit longer, because he currently in prison. Read more »

Things that could SAVE YOUR LIFE.

First off, let us just say that hopefully none of you ever find yourselves in a situation wherein you have to defend yourself from being shot on the job. Having said that, you probably have at least of few colleagues who can’t be completely ruled out on going postal one afternoon, co-workers who have a knack for pissing people off and/or a boss whose net-worth makes him and his staff good hostage candidates. Preventative measures (a receptionist who keeps an AK-47 in her bra) can only go so far and if the shooter is already in the building, perhaps at his desk on the trading floor, you’ve got a situation probably few know how to deal with. Luckily, the NYPD has put together a handy list of tips should the guy or gal who sits 10 feet from you be easily set off. Read more »

7:59 The last time the Appaloosa founder was on CNBC he sparked the “Tepper-Rally” in the stock market and Joe Kernen came thisclose to fellating him on live TV. What are we in store for today? Stay tuned.

8:03: Kernen describes Tepper’s appearance this morning as being as hotly anticipated as the LeBron James decision.

8:05: JK, a television anchor: “I know you hate TV, so we thank you so much for coming on. I hate TV too!” (Samesies!)

8:10 Tepper has started a campaign to raise $15 million to feed the needy in New Jersey. Bank of America, JPMorgan and other NJ hedge funds have committed almost $9 million to the charity. It’s a good cause! Read more about it here.

8:15 Kernen wants to get back to how hot Tepper looks. A picture of Brass Balls that ran in the Post is shown; JK tells him, “You’ve never looked better.”

8:17: Tepper says “QE2 worked.” Read more »