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The Serious Question No One’s Asked About Those Birds Yet

No, not talking about the possibility of blood clots or loud noises being the cause. Talking about something far more plausible.

Talking about a certain someone and the fact that it’s more than three days into this thing, it’s all anyone can talk about, and he’s yet to trace the cause of this mass murder back to Goldman Sachs. Is he feeling ill? Out of the country? What other reason could there be for failing to nail this lay-up that only he possesses the investigative financial journalists skills to cover? Especially considering the timing of the Facebook investment announcement (more than a little fishy!!); the dots are there hombre- get out there and connect them.

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  1. MT says:

    Just let me finish jerking off and I’m on it.

  2. Anon says:

    Levin you dirty bitch, thanks for putting him on our trail. If you weren’t such a saucy minx I’d have a right mind to spank you.

    -LB

  3. Jason S. says:

    horse tag is excellent.

  4. Guest says:

    CG on vacation gives “Equatorial Guinea” a whole new meaning.

    • Guest says:

      Oh, you’re talking about Taibbi. Sorry to go former-Lehman-quant on you all.

    • Guest says:

      are you an idiot or do you just play one on tv?

      – guy who hopes you’re joking not knowing that she’s talking about matt taibbi and not CG, you god damn noob

  5. Pfluger the Barbarian says:

    If anyone fucks with any falcons, they’ll have to answer to me.

    – HP

  6. MT says:

    Currently investigating how Lloyd sold his hair to buy his first GS share. Will be back to you shortly.

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