No, not talking about the possibility of blood clots or loud noises being the cause. Talking about something far more plausible.

Talking about a certain someone and the fact that it’s more than three days into this thing, it’s all anyone can talk about, and he’s yet to trace the cause of this mass murder back to Goldman Sachs. Is he feeling ill? Out of the country? What other reason could there be for failing to nail this lay-up that only he possesses the investigative financial journalists skills to cover? Especially considering the timing of the Facebook investment announcement (more than a little fishy!!); the dots are there hombre- get out there and connect them.

Comments (19)

  1. Posted by MT | January 4, 2011 at 6:24 PM

    Just let me finish jerking off and I’m on it.

  2. Posted by Anon | January 4, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Levin you dirty bitch, thanks for putting him on our trail. If you weren’t such a saucy minx I’d have a right mind to spank you.

    -LB

  3. Posted by Jason S. | January 4, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    horse tag is excellent.

  4. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    CG on vacation gives “Equatorial Guinea” a whole new meaning.

  5. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | January 4, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    If anyone fucks with any falcons, they’ll have to answer to me.

    - HP

  6. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    Oh, you’re talking about Taibbi. Sorry to go former-Lehman-quant on you all.

  7. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 6:53 PM

    are you an idiot or do you just play one on tv?

    - guy who hopes you’re joking not knowing that she’s talking about matt taibbi and not CG, you god damn noob

  8. Posted by Arthur_Blank | January 4, 2011 at 7:12 PM

    … and me

  9. Posted by Guest of a Guest's Guest | January 4, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    Relax – nobody’s going to mess with any Falcons. Hell, no one can even figure the damn things out!

    General E.M. BareAssed
    Adjutant, USAFA
    Colorado Springs

  10. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    I didn’t think Ford made that car anymore.

  11. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    I didn’t think Ford made that car anymore.

  12. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 7:24 PM

    There are worse things not to know.

  13. Posted by Chip "Doozy" Duesenberg | January 4, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    Really? That’s a huge bummer.

  14. Posted by Ag Banker With Sore Dick | January 4, 2011 at 8:34 PM

    That is true.

    -Ag Banker Who Stuck His Dick in an Automatic Milking Machine Not Knowing It Only Shuts off at a Gallon

  15. Posted by MT | January 4, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    Currently investigating how Lloyd sold his hair to buy his first GS share. Will be back to you shortly.

  16. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    boss, the fact that she’s a SM is WHY I’m going to spank her.

    -gary cohn

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