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There Will Be A Bunch Of Strippers Demonstrating How To Shovel Snow In Front Of The Nasdaq Building Tomorrow

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For Immediate Release: Topless Cheetah Club Dancers from NYC’s Newest Adult Venue To Show Mayor Bloomberg and Commissioner John Doherty How To Shovel Snow

The Girls Vow To Get The Job Done

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Who: Topless Cheetah Club Adult Dancers from NYC’s newest Times Square club

What: With the impending 9″ of snow, the Cheetah Club girls to perform their civic duty. The buxom girls vow to see that the nation’s cross roads, Times Square, does not come to a standstill. They also promise to have their place of business open and not be crippled by lack of commerce due to mounds of snow and piles of garbage.

When: Wednesday, January 12th

Where: In front of the NASDAQ Building 7th Ave./42nd St. — 4 Times Square

Bring a shovel to pitch in and help.

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34 Responses to “There Will Be A Bunch Of Strippers Demonstrating How To Shovel Snow In Front Of The Nasdaq Building Tomorrow”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Near-topless women in Times Square is the pre-Guiliani killing it.

  3. Near-topless women in Times Square is the pre-Guiliani killing it.

  4. JeffGundlach says:

    I am available to cure nippelitis should any cases arise tomorrow. Flying in tonight.
    ~ Jeff Gundlach, MD

  5. xel says:

    Bess, I’ll paypal you $3.50 for pix of this

  6. Larry K. says:

    I’ll show you bitches how to shovel snow.

  7. Word. I’ll be the guy with the orange fingers on the bean bag running analysis. Slap me with your Ts so that I know you’ve arrived.

  8. trojan says:

    any wagers on whether they can handle full 9″

  9. Clarence Thornbrow says:

    Bess = naughty, naughty hawk

  10. Clarence Thornbrow says:

    Bess = naughty, naughty hawk

  11. Bobby Brown says:

    not the only kind of snow cheetah club dancers like

  12. Bobby Brown says:

    not the only kind of snow cheetah club dancers like

  13. Oprah says:

    If I wasn’t stuck in Chicago under our measly 5″ blanket, I’d personally deliver high-heeled Uggs to every one of them. You go girls!!

  14. Anonymous says:

    I’ll be watching those 2 girls with 1 cup (of coffee)

  15. Candy says:

    9″ of snow? No problem.

    – Candy, Cheetah Club Veteran Stripper

  16. Chuddy says:

    oh, i will bring my ‘shovel’

    ~Tiger

  17. T. Woods says:

    is this a Nike sponsored event?

  18. Nperrin03 says:

    This never happened. Fuck the Cheetah club for tricking me into going to times sq.

  19. M&Aman says:

    will Liz Claman be participating?

    –guy who will ‘step out for a minute’ from the JPM building

  20. M&Aman says:

    will Liz Claman be participating?

    –guy who will ‘step out for a minute’ from the JPM building

  21. Derek says:

    Yea they were out there in front of chase bank.

  22. Nperrin03 says:

    ehh to bad chase bank snt the nasdaq building, and they didnt give a time. i was at the nasdaq building at 9:30am, and there was nobody in sight. no snow either.

  23. LOI_or_DIE says:

    no snowblowing for them

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