FYI.

For Immediate Release: Topless Cheetah Club Dancers from NYC’s Newest Adult Venue To Show Mayor Bloomberg and Commissioner John Doherty How To Shovel Snow

The Girls Vow To Get The Job Done

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Who: Topless Cheetah Club Adult Dancers from NYC’s newest Times Square club

What: With the impending 9″ of snow, the Cheetah Club girls to perform their civic duty. The buxom girls vow to see that the nation’s cross roads, Times Square, does not come to a standstill. They also promise to have their place of business open and not be crippled by lack of commerce due to mounds of snow and piles of garbage.

When: Wednesday, January 12th

Where: In front of the NASDAQ Building 7th Ave./42nd St. — 4 Times Square

Bring a shovel to pitch in and help.

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  1. Posted by Anonymous | January 11, 2011 at 10:55 PM

    Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | January 11, 2011 at 11:20 PM

    Near-topless women in Times Square is the pre-Guiliani killing it.

  3. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | January 11, 2011 at 11:20 PM

    Near-topless women in Times Square is the pre-Guiliani killing it.

  4. Posted by JeffGundlach | January 11, 2011 at 11:24 PM

    I am available to cure nippelitis should any cases arise tomorrow. Flying in tonight.
    ~ Jeff Gundlach, MD

  5. Posted by xel | January 11, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    Bess, I’ll paypal you $3.50 for pix of this

  6. Posted by Larry K. | January 11, 2011 at 11:43 PM

    I’ll show you bitches how to shovel snow.

  7. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | January 11, 2011 at 11:45 PM

    Word. I’ll be the guy with the orange fingers on the bean bag running analysis. Slap me with your Ts so that I know you’ve arrived.

  8. Posted by trojan | January 11, 2011 at 11:48 PM

    any wagers on whether they can handle full 9″

  9. Posted by Anonymous | January 12, 2011 at 12:01 AM

    odds on.

  10. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | January 12, 2011 at 12:12 AM

    pretty sure those girls could handle 9″…AROUND.

  11. Posted by LEH Quant | January 12, 2011 at 12:16 AM

    Pretty stupid question, IMHO. They’ll probably have snow blowers.

    -LEH

  12. Posted by Dirty Crime Scene Girl | January 12, 2011 at 12:38 AM

    yow, can you say… dicksickle?

  13. Posted by Clarence Thornbrow | January 12, 2011 at 12:44 AM

    Bess = naughty, naughty hawk

  14. Posted by Clarence Thornbrow | January 12, 2011 at 12:44 AM

    Bess = naughty, naughty hawk

  15. Posted by Bobby Brown | January 12, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    not the only kind of snow cheetah club dancers like

  16. Posted by Bobby Brown | January 12, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    not the only kind of snow cheetah club dancers like

  17. Posted by Laid-off D.E. Shaw Trader | January 12, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    He’s talking about high heels on the ice, dipshit.

  18. Posted by Laid-off D.E. Shaw Trader | January 12, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    He’s talking about high heels on the ice, dipshit.

  19. Posted by Oprah | January 12, 2011 at 12:50 AM

    If I wasn’t stuck in Chicago under our measly 5″ blanket, I’d personally deliver high-heeled Uggs to every one of them. You go girls!!

  20. Posted by Anonymous | January 12, 2011 at 1:46 AM

    I’ll be watching those 2 girls with 1 cup (of coffee)

  21. Posted by Candy | January 12, 2011 at 7:10 AM

    9″ of snow? No problem.

    - Candy, Cheetah Club Veteran Stripper

  22. Posted by Jack | January 12, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    CoveredLong appears to have a crush.

  23. Posted by Chuddy | January 12, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    oh, i will bring my ‘shovel’

    ~Tiger

  24. Posted by T. Woods | January 12, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    is this a Nike sponsored event?

  25. Posted by Anonymous | January 12, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    It’s not a crush Jack. I love him and he loves me. I even wrote a poem for him
    Oh CoveredLong
    How I long to be covered by you

    I’m working on the rest of it.

  26. Posted by Nperrin03 | January 12, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    This never happened. Fuck the Cheetah club for tricking me into going to times sq.

  27. Posted by GGGuest | January 12, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    No dumbass, he’s talking about her dick.

    -AIG Quant

  28. Posted by Guestorama | January 12, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    This story was generated by East Texas Gas Trader. There’s even a wiki site for it.

  29. Posted by Guestorama | January 12, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    This story was generated by East Texas Gas Trader. There’s even a wiki site for it.

  30. Posted by M&Aman | January 12, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    will Liz Claman be participating?

    –guy who will ‘step out for a minute’ from the JPM building

  31. Posted by M&Aman | January 12, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    will Liz Claman be participating?

    –guy who will ‘step out for a minute’ from the JPM building

  32. Posted by Derek | January 12, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    Yea they were out there in front of chase bank.

  33. Posted by Nperrin03 | January 12, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    ehh to bad chase bank snt the nasdaq building, and they didnt give a time. i was at the nasdaq building at 9:30am, and there was nobody in sight. no snow either.

  34. Posted by LOI_or_DIE | January 31, 2011 at 11:59 PM

    no snowblowing for them