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Which Is The Most Plausible Lie Told By Fake Banker/Lawyer/Doctor/Duke/Dancer Lawyer Paul Bint

Paul Bint is a Brit whose only real job was a brief stint as a hairdresser. Figuring that’s not how one lands the ladies, he instead told a whole bunch of women (exact figure to be discussed shortly), over a period of years that he was a banker. And also a barrister. And a doctor. And a ballet dancer. And a Duke. It was pretty easy, Bint says, all he had to do was “read up on” his chosen profession steal some credit cards. In some instances, he pretended to be actual living people– murder prosecutor Orlando Powell, the Duke of Arundel, Director of Public Prosecutions Keir Starmer, etc– and did a pretty decent job. In fact, one women didn’t realize something might be fishy until, after breaking things off with him, he spray-painted the word ‘bitch’ on the side of her house. Recently released from prison, Bint took a few moments to talk shop.

Some of his reflections are more believable than others; here’s what he had to share:

* That the scam helped him sleep with around 2,500 women (he “doesn’t keep a running tally”)

* That at any given time he was juggling ten at once, using different identities for each of them (which he admits wasn’t so easy, noting, that “being in contact with them all as a different person really takes some doing.”)

* That he’s still got the itch (“I’m trying to go straight,” he said, “but you can never say never. When you’ve been as good as I have been all these years it’s hard to resist temptation.”)

Fraudster ‘King Con’ claims he’s earned £2million from crime and slept with 2,500 women as he’s released from prison [DM via BI]

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  1. StuckInOhio says:

    Why do I get a feeling that the 2 women in the article are the best looking of the 2500+ bunch…

  2. StuckInOhio says:

    Why do I get a feeling that the 2 women in the article are the best looking of the 2500+ bunch…

    • NR says:

      and they’re 2’s at best.

      • Guest says:

        Exactly. The lies weren’t even needed to land these women. Just sounds like a lazy and insecure guy who needed an outlet for his creativity. Most people use their career as an outlet, he decided to be an unemployed conman. Cool story, bro.

      • Guest says:

        Exactly. The lies weren’t even needed to land these women. Just sounds like a lazy and insecure guy who needed an outlet for his creativity. Most people use their career as an outlet, he decided to be an unemployed conman. Cool story, bro.

      • Guest says:

        2’s on the modified binary scale or standard 1-0 scale? Big difference there homes…

    • NR says:

      and they’re 2’s at best.

    • NR says:

      and they’re 2’s at best.

    • NR says:

      and they’re 2’s at best.

    • NR says:

      and they’re 2’s at best.

    • Guest says:

      British women must have low standards if they were impressed with a Starbucks Barrister.

      – AIG quant

      • NR says:

        would be funny if british women didn’t ACTUALLY HAVE low standards.

        • Andy of Loverboys says:

          British women have wonderful standards!

          -Andy
          Performing as “Naval Officer”
          Loverboys Travelling Dance Team
          Waxpole, Suckingham
          UK

        • Andy of Loverboys says:

          British women have wonderful standards!

          -Andy
          Performing as “Naval Officer”
          Loverboys Travelling Dance Team
          Waxpole, Suckingham
          UK

    • Guest says:

      British women must have low standards if they were impressed with a Starbucks Barrister.

      – AIG quant

  3. StuckInOhio says:

    Why do I get a feeling that the 2 women in the article are the best looking of the 2500+ bunch…

  4. Bianna says:

    Wideclops, did not read.

  5. Guest says:

    This story caused me to wonder how Tullet Prebon has handled their HR issues in the past.

  6. Guest says:

    This story caused me to wonder how Tullet Prebon has handled their HR issues in the past.

  7. Guestosaurus says:

    tell bullshit and sleep with easy women – how is this different from the previous post?

  8. Guestosaurus says:

    tell bullshit and sleep with easy women – how is this different from the previous post?

  9. Guest says:

    Says he has a “photographic memory”. Did that just develop over time?

  10. SeventhEighth banker says:

    So a guy poses as a banker and bullshits women to get into their pants. So, that is news…???

    • Guest says:

      nope, just a funny story. but please continue your use of multiple questions marks- really adds gravitas to your comment.

  11. SeventhEighth banker says:

    So a guy poses as a banker and bullshits women to get into their pants. So, that is news…???

  12. BobZamuda says:

    Didn’t he write for Dealbreaker once upon a time?

  13. BobZamuda says:

    Didn’t he write for Dealbreaker once upon a time?

  14. Guest says:

    He actually starred as Jaws in The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker.

  15. Guest says:

    He actually starred as Jaws in The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker.

  16. Guest says:

    He actually starred as Jaws in The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker.

  17. Guest says:

    Rejoice, fellow freaks. This is proof that anyone can get laid, a lot, with no money.

  18. DennisKneale says:

    I used to be called the Duke of Grundel.

  19. Anonymous says:

    Put me away if I let his scimitar get anywhere near me.

    Gal who is an unmoistened bint.

  20. Guest says:

    Marc Dreier using empty office space to swindle $100s of millions from hedge funds > this douche living a lie to bang ugly skanks

  21. Monkeyboy says:

    He’d make a great sales “trader”!

    Lloyd

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