Paul Bint is a Brit whose only real job was a brief stint as a hairdresser. Figuring that’s not how one lands the ladies, he instead told a whole bunch of women (exact figure to be discussed shortly), over a period of years that he was a banker. And also a barrister. And a doctor. And a ballet dancer. And a Duke. It was pretty easy, Bint says, all he had to do was “read up on” his chosen profession steal some credit cards. In some instances, he pretended to be actual living people– murder prosecutor Orlando Powell, the Duke of Arundel, Director of Public Prosecutions Keir Starmer, etc– and did a pretty decent job. In fact, one women didn’t realize something might be fishy until, after breaking things off with him, he spray-painted the word ‘bitch’ on the side of her house. Recently released from prison, Bint took a few moments to talk shop.

Some of his reflections are more believable than others; here’s what he had to share:

* That the scam helped him sleep with around 2,500 women (he “doesn’t keep a running tally”)

* That at any given time he was juggling ten at once, using different identities for each of them (which he admits wasn’t so easy, noting, that “being in contact with them all as a different person really takes some doing.”)

* That he’s still got the itch (“I’m trying to go straight,” he said, “but you can never say never. When you’ve been as good as I have been all these years it’s hard to resist temptation.”)

Fraudster ‘King Con’ claims he’s earned £2million from crime and slept with 2,500 women as he’s released from prison [DM via BI]

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  1. Posted by StuckInOhio | January 4, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Why do I get a feeling that the 2 women in the article are the best looking of the 2500+ bunch…

  2. Posted by StuckInOhio | January 4, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Why do I get a feeling that the 2 women in the article are the best looking of the 2500+ bunch…

  3. Posted by StuckInOhio | January 4, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Why do I get a feeling that the 2 women in the article are the best looking of the 2500+ bunch…

  4. Posted by NR | January 4, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    and they’re 2’s at best.

  5. Posted by NR | January 4, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    and they’re 2’s at best.

  6. Posted by NR | January 4, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    and they’re 2’s at best.

  7. Posted by NR | January 4, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    and they’re 2’s at best.

  8. Posted by NR | January 4, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    and they’re 2’s at best.

  9. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    British women must have low standards if they were impressed with a Starbucks Barrister.

    – AIG quant

  10. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    British women must have low standards if they were impressed with a Starbucks Barrister.

    – AIG quant

  11. Posted by NR | January 4, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    would be funny if british women didn’t ACTUALLY HAVE low standards.

  12. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    Exactly. The lies weren’t even needed to land these women. Just sounds like a lazy and insecure guy who needed an outlet for his creativity. Most people use their career as an outlet, he decided to be an unemployed conman. Cool story, bro.

  13. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    Exactly. The lies weren’t even needed to land these women. Just sounds like a lazy and insecure guy who needed an outlet for his creativity. Most people use their career as an outlet, he decided to be an unemployed conman. Cool story, bro.

  14. Posted by Bianna | January 4, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    Wideclops, did not read.

  15. Posted by Andy of Loverboys | January 4, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    British women have wonderful standards!

    -Andy
    Performing as “Naval Officer”
    Loverboys Travelling Dance Team
    Waxpole, Suckingham
    UK

  16. Posted by Andy of Loverboys | January 4, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    British women have wonderful standards!

    -Andy
    Performing as “Naval Officer”
    Loverboys Travelling Dance Team
    Waxpole, Suckingham
    UK

  17. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    This story caused me to wonder how Tullet Prebon has handled their HR issues in the past.

  18. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    This story caused me to wonder how Tullet Prebon has handled their HR issues in the past.

  19. Posted by Guestosaurus | January 4, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    tell bullshit and sleep with easy women – how is this different from the previous post?

  20. Posted by Guestosaurus | January 4, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    tell bullshit and sleep with easy women – how is this different from the previous post?

  21. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    Says he has a “photographic memory”. Did that just develop over time?

  22. Posted by SeventhEighth banker | January 4, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    So a guy poses as a banker and bullshits women to get into their pants. So, that is news…???

  23. Posted by SeventhEighth banker | January 4, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    So a guy poses as a banker and bullshits women to get into their pants. So, that is news…???

  24. Posted by BobZamuda | January 4, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    Didn’t he write for Dealbreaker once upon a time?

  25. Posted by BobZamuda | January 4, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    Didn’t he write for Dealbreaker once upon a time?

  26. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    2’s on the modified binary scale or standard 1-0 scale? Big difference there homes…

  27. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    Yes.

  28. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    Yes.

  29. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    He actually starred as Jaws in The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker.

  30. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    He actually starred as Jaws in The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker.

  31. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    He actually starred as Jaws in The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker.

  32. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 5:57 PM

    Rejoice, fellow freaks. This is proof that anyone can get laid, a lot, with no money.

  33. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    nope, just a funny story. but please continue your use of multiple questions marks- really adds gravitas to your comment.

  34. Posted by Lsdjf | January 4, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    is this comment making fun of zach kouwe?

    – guy who’s an idiot

  35. Posted by DennisKneale | January 4, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    I used to be called the Duke of Grundel.

  36. Posted by TrimSnatch | January 4, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    Didn’t Kouwanus always say he was a doctor-banker-lawyer?

  37. Posted by TrimSnatch | January 4, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    Didn’t Kouwanus always say he was a doctor-banker-lawyer?

  38. Posted by Anonymous | January 4, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    Put me away if I let his scimitar get anywhere near me.

    Gal who is an unmoistened bint.

  39. Posted by Dennis | January 4, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    Shut up you watery tart!

  40. Posted by Anonymous | January 4, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    Shut up yourself you bloody peasant.

  41. Posted by Anonymous | January 4, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    Shut up yourself you bloody peasant.

  42. Posted by Anonymous | January 4, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    Shut up yourself you bloody peasant.

  43. Posted by Anonymous | January 4, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    Shut up yourself you bloody peasant.

  44. Posted by Anonymous | January 4, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    Shut up yourself you bloody peasant.

  45. Posted by Arthur | January 4, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    Well I didn’t know you were called “Dennis”!

  46. Posted by Guest | January 4, 2011 at 9:38 PM

    Marc Dreier using empty office space to swindle $100s of millions from hedge funds > this douche living a lie to bang ugly skanks

  47. Posted by Lawrence Lugar | January 4, 2011 at 11:55 PM

    Amazing story.

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    He’d make a great sales “trader”!

    Lloyd

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