Remember Richard Hansen? His story is a bit complicated but essentially: there was a married woman named Donna Murdoch who was a bit hard up for money (she and her husband owed $1.45 million on a subprime home mortgage) and decided the way to tackle her debt was to make some money trading on material non-public information. Getting the tips was easy enough– she met an Ernst and Young partner named James Gansman who advised companies doing mergers and was more than happy to give them to her. Only problem was, Murdoch didn’t have the cash to trade on Gansman’s inside info, so she had to get back on AshleyMadison and find another guy who could front the money. That guy was the 71 year-old Hansen, who gave her a job at Keystone Equities Group (where he was chairman), plus some of his penis on the side.
Both Murdoch and Hansen traded on Gansman’s tips (neither guy knew about the other, by the by) and now, Hansen, who netted a mere $60,000 from the scam, faces up to 16 months in prison after pleading guilty to conspiracy and securities fraud tied.
The “side of penis” tag is screaming out to be used.
If it were a line in the original story, yes. But in this case it would just be me quoting myself, so house rules say no.
looks like Donna went a little further than “just the tip” – that will always get you into troubs
One of my golfing buddies told me he had been getting “some” on the side lately and I said, “Man it’s been so long for me I didn’t know they moved it!”
Did she do anal? Other than that, I have no concerns.
All of this because someone invented Viagra.
Bizarre.
Heh, “tips.”
The vagine is my third favorite hole…….
~ Johnny ‘Drama’ Chase
The vagine is my third favorite hole…….
~ Johnny ‘Drama’ Chase
Nice name. Now I know who to blame for the rolling black outs.
-East Texas NatGas Trader.
Nice name. Now I know who to blame for the rolling black outs.
-East Texas NatGas Trader.
No comment.
Me too.
God bless the team tht invented Viagra.
“As I lay in bed Dick approached me. He took a deep breath and began. His chest contorted wildly as he closed his eyes and his wild fingers began to go to work, squeezing and wrenching, his torso pulsing with each fervent effort. His face turned a bright red and beads of sweat began to dot his forehead. I knew his efforts would be over soon, now, as I watched his brow furrow and he began to emit a high pitched squeal as bits of saliva came out of the ssides of his mouth…….
Finally, exhausted, he collapse on the bed and said, “Why do they put these fucking pickle jar lids on so damn tight??”
“As I lay in bed Dick approached me. He took a deep breath and began. His chest contorted wildly as he closed his eyes and his wild fingers began to go to work, squeezing and wrenching, his torso pulsing with each fervent effort. His face turned a bright red and beads of sweat began to dot his forehead. I knew his efforts would be over soon, now, as I watched his brow furrow and he began to emit a high pitched squeal as bits of saliva came out of the ssides of his mouth…….
Finally, exhausted, he collapse on the bed and said, “Why do they put these fucking pickle jar lids on so damn tight??”
We are closely monitoring these types of websites.
- SEC Enforcement
We are closely monitoring these types of websites.
- SEC Enforcement
Arguably, I find it great to be getting some tail at that age. If you have some pillow talk as well, then all the power to you.
short Nat Gas
short Nat Gas
short Nat Gas
o rly?
-CHK “Quant”
“plus some of his penis on the side. ”
Thanks Bess, spit coffee all over BBG keyboard.
Thanks Shecky…an oldie but it still made me guffaw.
Thanks Shecky…an oldie but it still made me guffaw.
Thanks Shecky…an oldie but it still made me guffaw.
the house always wins bess
Is anyone between the ages of 17 and 71 getting any these days? Low bonuses = chick repellant
Never take a loss.
Bonus? You guys hardly know us!
I can state, calmly and confidently and without any sense of unease nor gilt nor painful pleasure, that my return is NOT generated this way.
- Ping
I can state, calmly and confidently and without any sense of unease nor gilt nor painful pleasure, that my return is NOT generated this way.
- Ping
I can state, calmly and confidently and without any sense of unease nor gilt nor painful pleasure, that my return is NOT generated this way.
- Ping
I can state, calmly and confidently and without any sense of unease nor gilt nor painful pleasure, that my return is NOT generated this way.
- Ping
I can state, calmly and confidently and without any sense of unease nor gilt nor painful pleasure, that my return is NOT generated this way.
- Ping
Maybe if she and her husband were not greedy they would not have gotten themselves into such a situation. Why would they have a $1.45 million on a subprime home mortgage? Did they get a house that was alittle too much for them to afford? I have a saying “Don’t be greedy, and you’ll always be happy.”. And it’s true!
Oh, it comes with penis? Splendid.