• 08 Feb 2011 at 4:27 PM

Alleged Insider Trader Noah Freeman Has Likely Broken Hundreds Of Underage Girls’ Hearts Today

By Bess Levin

Reuters‘ Matthew Goldstein reports:

After leaving SAC, Freeman, a Harvard University graduate, became a teacher at the Winsor School, an exclusive school for girls in Boston. The Winsor School’s website says Freeman teaches economics.

UPDATE: According to Winsor, “Noah Freeman no longer teaches at here. He taught for just one semester at our school, teaching only about 25 seniors in one AP course on a part-time basis. That was all he was hired for, and he left our school before this story broke.”

SAC Capital Employees Charged In Insider Trading Probe [Reuters]
Winsor Introduces AP Economics [Google Cache]

Comments (37)

  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | February 8, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    Grass in the infield = play ball.

    ~Uncle Epstein

  2. 2
    Posted by Guest | February 8, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    Freeman, I’d like to see him get out of this winsor knot he’s tied himself up in…

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | February 8, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    Hang On, Winsor Girls!!!! Mr. Replacement is on the way! Saddle Up!

  4. 4
    Posted by Guest | February 8, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    Hang On, Winsor Girls!!!! Mr. Replacement is on the way! Saddle Up!

  5. 5
    Posted by Duh | February 8, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    You’re just doing God’s work?

  6. 6
    Posted by Duh | February 8, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    You’re just doing God’s work?

  7. 7
    Posted by Duh | February 8, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    You’re just doing God’s work?

  8. 8
    Posted by Duh | February 8, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    You’re just doing God’s work?

  9. 9
    Posted by Duh | February 8, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    You’re just doing God’s work?

  10. 10
    Posted by Guest | February 8, 2011 at 10:33 PM

    This made total economic sense. At SAC, it cost me a fortune to pound my secretary in the ass. Dinner, drinks, Beamers… It cost a fortune. And she was 29 years old. At Winsor, I get them younger, and I could do it for a pack of Juicyfruit, or the promise of a B. Win – Win.
    Noah

  11. 11
    Posted by Guest | February 8, 2011 at 10:33 PM

    This made total economic sense. At SAC, it cost me a fortune to pound my secretary in the ass. Dinner, drinks, Beamers… It cost a fortune. And she was 29 years old. At Winsor, I get them younger, and I could do it for a pack of Juicyfruit, or the promise of a B. Win – Win.
    Noah

  12. 12
    Posted by Guest | February 8, 2011 at 10:33 PM

    This made total economic sense. At SAC, it cost me a fortune to pound my secretary in the ass. Dinner, drinks, Beamers… It cost a fortune. And she was 29 years old. At Winsor, I get them younger, and I could do it for a pack of Juicyfruit, or the promise of a B. Win – Win.
    Noah

  13. 13
    Posted by Spanishmoon | February 8, 2011 at 10:37 PM

    “After his a**hole is destroyed among the general population, he will be eligible to serve his time at the Federal Hospital Prison at Devens, Mass. Economics classes will be held there in the Visitors’ Lounge. Therefore, we foresee no inconvenience to the fine young ladies of Winsor School”.

    P. Bharara, during post-indictment press conference

  14. 14
    Posted by Spanishmoon | February 8, 2011 at 10:37 PM

    “After his a**hole is destroyed among the general population, he will be eligible to serve his time at the Federal Hospital Prison at Devens, Mass. Economics classes will be held there in the Visitors’ Lounge. Therefore, we foresee no inconvenience to the fine young ladies of Winsor School”.

    P. Bharara, during post-indictment press conference

  15. 15
    Posted by Spanishmoon | February 8, 2011 at 10:37 PM

    “After his a**hole is destroyed among the general population, he will be eligible to serve his time at the Federal Hospital Prison at Devens, Mass. Economics classes will be held there in the Visitors’ Lounge. Therefore, we foresee no inconvenience to the fine young ladies of Winsor School”.

    P. Bharara, during post-indictment press conference

  16. 16
    Posted by trojan | February 8, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    and if not, play in the mud
    -PJ

  17. 17
    Posted by I'veseen2much | February 8, 2011 at 11:55 PM

    Puh, he couldn’t each at BNA?

  18. 18
    Posted by Guesty Guest | February 9, 2011 at 12:35 AM

    Thats why I love high school girls. I get older, but they stay the same age.

  19. 19
    Posted by Guesty Guest | February 9, 2011 at 12:35 AM

    Thats why I love high school girls. I get older, but they stay the same age.

  20. 20
    Posted by Guest | February 9, 2011 at 12:44 AM

    Why did she not lift the damn skirt a bit more?!

    - Bill Cliton

  21. 21
    Posted by Roman | February 9, 2011 at 12:46 AM

    I have a strong bid in for white dress in the back row.

  22. 22
    Posted by Nouveau Richie | February 9, 2011 at 12:57 AM

    This is some Serena Van der Woodson shit…

  23. 23
    Posted by Nouveau Richie | February 9, 2011 at 12:57 AM

    This is some Serena Van der Woodson shit…

  24. 24
    Posted by Nouveau Richie | February 9, 2011 at 12:57 AM

    This is some Serena Van der Woodson shit…

  25. 25
    Posted by Nouveau Richie | February 9, 2011 at 12:57 AM

    This is some Serena Van der Woodson shit…

  26. 26
    Posted by Nouveau Richie | February 9, 2011 at 12:57 AM

    This is some Serena Van der Woodson shit…

  27. 27
    Posted by Guest | February 9, 2011 at 1:10 AM

    @Nouveau Richie like not really…. pretty sure it was just a guy who let money get to his head who was probably a very good teacher.

  28. 28
    Posted by Labia Minora | February 9, 2011 at 1:51 AM

    I see what you did there…

  29. 29
    Posted by Nouveau Richie | February 9, 2011 at 6:58 AM

    Listen “Guest,” if that really is your name…

    How dare you take away from my opportunistic moment of showcasing my pop-culture acumen by aptly shedding light on the fact that I didn’t read the article. You really Sheldon Cooper’d me on this one buddy.

  30. 30
    Posted by Jake | February 9, 2011 at 7:17 AM

    How much for the little girl? How much for the women?

  31. 31
    Posted by Nouveau Richie | February 9, 2011 at 7:26 AM

    God I hope this is a reference to something…

  32. 32
    Posted by Hunglikejesus | February 9, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    You need brush up on John Belushi’s filmography.

  33. 33
    Posted by Dead_Cat | February 9, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    I feel a field trip to Italy coming on.

  34. 34
    Posted by Hankster | February 9, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    If you new Noah, you’d know he never broke anyone’s heart. What a disheveled loser he is. He’s one greedy little punk that nobody in the investment business liked. Bye Noah, off to jail where you will be liked!

  35. 35
    Posted by Hankster | February 9, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    If you new Noah, you’d know he never broke anyone’s heart. What a disheveled loser he is. He’s one greedy little punk that nobody in the investment business liked. Bye Noah, off to jail where you will be liked!

  36. 36
    Posted by Guest | February 10, 2011 at 12:13 AM

    What type of spread are you looking at?

  37. 37
    Posted by Guest | February 10, 2011 at 12:13 AM

    What type of spread are you looking at?

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