“If he decides to get out of banking, I think he would be really good in politics,” Bubba told Reuters (in perhaps the first ever profile to be somewhat critical of the JPMorgan CEO).

On retirement prospects, JD said he couldn’t see himself teaching full time but does “get a kick out of” going to Harvard Business School from time to time to give lectures, which is something he could easily do while managing his bar and grill. [Reuters]

Comments (25)

  1. Posted by Guest | February 4, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    I think so too. He’s a cutie.

    –Barney Frank

  2. Posted by MarvelousVisage | February 4, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    Ever fantasize about Bubba and JD naked wrestling in a vat of crisco?

    Well, you are now.

  3. Posted by Guest | February 4, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    “…and she had these epic tits…”

  4. Posted by Chuddy | February 4, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    Bess, break out your blue dress!!!

  5. Posted by StiflersMom | February 4, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    the last time i saw a mouth like Monica’s it had a hook in it!

  6. Posted by Peter Davis | February 4, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    I swear to God: I hope Bill Clinton gets herpes. On the other hand, I suppose being married to Hillary is punishment enough.

  7. Posted by FuckGuru | February 4, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    And that was the second time I got crabs.

  8. Posted by FuckGuru | February 4, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    And that was the second time I got crabs.

  9. Posted by Guest | February 4, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    and your bitterness stems from what, exactly?

  10. Posted by CT | February 4, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    do you swear? to God?

  11. Posted by Guest | February 4, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    You know else who’d be a good president? Charlie Sheen. No real logic, but TMZ and the NY Post would be in heaven.

  12. Posted by Holy Cow In Jones NY | February 4, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    You’re a pants suit enthusiast. Take a fucking lap.

  13. Posted by Ditch Diggers | February 4, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    prostitution and drugs would be legal (and taxed) and we’d be out of this slowdown in no time – i like it.

    Sheen 2012!!

  14. Posted by Guest | February 4, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    Is it safe to assume Clinton, Burkle and Epstein jumped JD into the Tang Gang?

  15. Posted by Guest | February 4, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    Is it safe to assume Clinton, Burkle and Epstein jumped JD into the Tang Gang?

  16. Posted by FudgieTheWhale | February 4, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    Hey, wanna bang each other behind the dumpster at Minetta’s?

  17. Posted by Guestofaguest | February 4, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    For clarification purposes, do you only with he gets herpes, or would be satisfied if he currently has herpes, or if he has had herpes in the past. The uncertainties, in my mind, cloud you level of hatred.

  18. Posted by Guest | February 4, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    no, i’m not. in fact i’m not a fan of hillary. i am a fan of bill, which would be why I’m asking Pedro why he swears (to god!) he wants bill to get herpes.

  19. Posted by Texashedge | February 4, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    “Clinton Feels Nation’s Pain, Breasts”

  20. Posted by Guest | February 4, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    bukake!

  21. Posted by Anonymous | February 4, 2011 at 6:24 PM

    Lets get Lindsay Lohan as Senator from California, that would be fun to watch her snort up lines on her Senate Desk

  22. Posted by Peter Davis | February 4, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    I think they’re both completely full of shit. On a serious note, Bubba signed the repeal of Glass-Steagall and essentially promoted the same worthless, fraudulent, corrupt policies that we’ve seen over the last 2 administrations – policies that systematically seek to enrich a select group of financially and politically connected elite at the expense of everyone else. And he did so while constantly spinning himself as some sort of humanitarian out for the greater good. I don’t believe that any of these guys care about the greater good. One case in point: only about 25% of the money donated to Clinton’s and Dubya’s Haiti relief fund has actually gone to Haiti. Shocking…

  23. Posted by Faraday100 | February 4, 2011 at 9:30 PM

    I think Bill Clinton should go into banking. He can get a great job. The industry owes him after he signed the repeal of Glass-Steagall.

  24. Posted by Peter David Sucks Guy | February 4, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    PD – do us all a favor and read more, comment less. Thanks.

  25. Posted by Guest Augmentation | February 4, 2011 at 10:26 PM

    Bubba also signed the “Dumbass Bill” which, apparently, you have taken full advantage of without acknowledgement.

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