Apparently the French have some unhappy employees, who didn’t know they were contractually entitled to nothing, on their hands.
From the mailbag:
“For some reason, BNP has a “policy” that you’d have to be here for full year to be qualified for bonus. Some bullshit that’s not disclosed to its employees when they are hired or flagrant lie. Aside from incompetency aside, management has had a great reputation for being two-faced. They hire people mid year to justify their position and let the highest up take the pie.
When they can’t fuck the public they fuck their own. Mwaaaaahhhaaa
Clearly this is from a rookie as this is standard practice up and down the street. Thats why they are called “Guarantees” you effin moron. Next time, try it. And if you can’t get, then you are worth the donut anyway.
Clearly this is from a rookie as this is standard practice up and down the street. Thats why they are called “Guarantees” you effin moron. Next time, try it. And if you can’t get, then you are worth the donut anyway.
B2BMD I believe prorated bonuses are fairly standard.
To the barricades!
Perhaps they only give bonuses to people who proofread their emails.
Are you talking about Maria “the big mouth”?
“Out, out damn policy of Saxonic losers, with holding bonuses due is the trick of simpletons who like the hirsute underams of oppressed Gauls. Happily, I am algorithymically MRAP-ed from you and my toes would repel your piggish economics with tongues of flame. My underwear is ventilated to express my displeasure with you, much like your Marquis De Sade on holiday at a bean resort.
BNP is not a real shop; doesn’t pass the smell test…
They’re French for God’s sake. Just march in and take what you want as your bonus. Might I suggest Alsace-Lorraine?
M. Bormann
They’re French for God’s sake. Just march in and take what you want as your bonus. Might I suggest Alsace-Lorraine?
M. Bormann
“Aside from incompetency aside”
Pot, this is kettle. Kettle, pot. Have you two met before?
“Aside from incompetency aside”
Pot, this is kettle. Kettle, pot. Have you two met before?
Aside from incompetent proofreading aside of course
Aside from incompetent proofreading aside of course
Aside from incompetent proofreading aside of course
No big deal, this sort of thing happens everywhere all the time.
No big deal, this sort of thing happens everywhere all the time.
Mademoiselle Levin, please correct your headline to read: Bonus Watch ’12: BNP Paribas.
Merci
@ UBS, I got 70k cash bonus for staying until 5am every night from June 2010 to December 31st 2010. PAY YOUR DUES!
UBS 1st year analyst
TMT
College ’10
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if – and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera… Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera… Memo bis punitor delicatum! It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if – and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera… Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera… Memo bis punitor delicatum! It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if – and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera… Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera… Memo bis punitor delicatum! It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
You’re not impressing anyone, at all. When are people going to realize IB is not killing it.
Unmitigated Gaul
genius reference
Um, they give out year end bonuses in July
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Challenge. A bunch of my associate/vp friends at BNP are meeting up later for drinks, when another friend asked “are these happy drinks or sad drinks,” the answer was the latter.
Get angry beggar
I fart in your general direction!
sorry don’t quite understand…do you mean those who are on gauranteed bonus did not get it in the end or those who came in mid-year who are not on gaurantee did not get anything in the end?
Well played – I hope that reference is not lost on the younger crowd here
Good point. For those who are not familiar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OzIMHowtL8
I am pretty sure everyone who works at BNP gets it in the end.
Cool, God is pretty cheap apparently.
Guest – I agree. Only dumb arse uni/college grads get sucked into IB thinking wow I’m king shit. Biggest slave labour market ever.
Angry investment banker…kind of an idiot but funny http://twitter.com/#!/IBankHard
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