Hint: think more lederhosen, less ritual sacrifice.
German group Deutsche Bank paid its investment bankers over $500,000 each on average last year, topping Goldman Sachs as the highest payer on Wall Street. Pay and benefits for all Deutsche’s 15,943 staff in its corporate and investment bank arm was 5.9 billion euros ($8.2 billion) last year, or an average of 373,000 euros, according to 2010 results announced on Thursday. Average pay was up from 357,000 euros in 2009, after investment bank revenues rose 11 percent to 20.9 billion euros…Even stripping out severance payments, pay for Deutsche’s investment bankers averaged 355,000 euros last year.
Highest Banker Pay [Reuters]

Please don’t mention the war.
- Head of PR, DB
Me! YOU started it! You invaded Poland!
We were invited, Punch was served…
Big deal, they are still a bunch of Deutsch Bags.
Never heard of this bank. Do they have a drive through?
Charles Gasparino; Muscle milker
Never heard of this bank. Do they have a drive through?
Charles Gasparino; Muscle milker
Never heard of this bank. Do they have a drive through?
Charles Gasparino; Muscle milker
a thing of beauty is a joy forever. keep those beer jugs coming!
Are those pig tails or handles?
SAC
Lights on, sausages hanging from the ceiling, children making it rain barley and hops, polka music blasting, wearing German flag as a cape.
Handbridge not necessary.
it moved.
it moved.
Because I am moving it.
/Gay guy under your desk.
Because I am moving it.
/Gay guy under your desk.
See you are doing it all wrong…you gotta open your throat relax the jaw.
but is David Hasselhoff singing the polka music?
don’t forget to cup the balls
+1. This is outstanding.
I need to find what department this girl works for? I would like to do some exotics with her.
A thing of beauty, the beer.
Oh, it is up for the Germans.
He’s playing the accordian and frying up some schnitzel
Meet me at Zum Schneider after close. Glue your DB bonus pay stub onto your access badge and wear it on the outside of your pants like an intern so I know it’s you.
- Guy who likes to riff on memes
(Two Krauts in Hell)
Kraut #1: Vait, vy are ve here?
Kraut #2: Oh jeah, that ting.
You forgot the really dirty German public-tv porn.
-guy who’s spent time in Munich (and yes the girls at the Oktoberfest really do look like that)
ah ha! i had a sneaking suspicion…
ah ha! i had a sneaking suspicion…
I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.
I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.
I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.
I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.
I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.
I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.
I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.
I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.
I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.
I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.
right troupe, wrong movie
First time ever that Deutsch was used as a double entendre. Heady. Brilliant.
Quant Research, frankfurt am main
Quant Research, frankfurt am main
quote referencing chugging, picture is of a girl chugging, sexual innuendo included, doesn’t matter if it’s beerfest or super troopers.
Nice!!!
http://itradelikeapro.com
You’ll never win with those skinny little bird lips
bloodbath and Laz?