Hint: think more lederhosen, less ritual sacrifice.

German group Deutsche Bank paid its investment bankers over $500,000 each on average last year, topping Goldman Sachs as the highest payer on Wall Street. Pay and benefits for all Deutsche’s 15,943 staff in its corporate and investment bank arm was 5.9 billion euros ($8.2 billion) last year, or an average of 373,000 euros, according to 2010 results announced on Thursday. Average pay was up from 357,000 euros in 2009, after investment bank revenues rose 11 percent to 20.9 billion euros…Even stripping out severance payments, pay for Deutsche’s investment bankers averaged 355,000 euros last year.

Highest Banker Pay [Reuters]

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Comments (46)

  1. Posted by Guestosaurus | February 3, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    Please don’t mention the war.

    - Head of PR, DB

  2. Posted by Basil F. | February 3, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    Me! YOU started it! You invaded Poland!

  3. Posted by assistant to the jr. rainmaker | February 3, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    We were invited, Punch was served…

  4. Posted by Also_A_Guest | February 3, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    Big deal, they are still a bunch of Deutsch Bags.

  5. Posted by GorillaSack | February 3, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Never heard of this bank. Do they have a drive through?

    Charles Gasparino; Muscle milker

  6. Posted by GorillaSack | February 3, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Never heard of this bank. Do they have a drive through?

    Charles Gasparino; Muscle milker

  7. Posted by GorillaSack | February 3, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Never heard of this bank. Do they have a drive through?

    Charles Gasparino; Muscle milker

  8. Posted by Guest | February 3, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    a thing of beauty is a joy forever. keep those beer jugs coming!

  9. Posted by Guest | February 3, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    Are those pig tails or handles?
    SAC

  10. Posted by Fan of the Lights On/Off guy | February 3, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    Lights on, sausages hanging from the ceiling, children making it rain barley and hops, polka music blasting, wearing German flag as a cape.

  11. Posted by Anonymous | February 3, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    Handbridge not necessary.

  12. Posted by Guest | February 3, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    it moved.

  13. Posted by Guest | February 3, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    it moved.

  14. Posted by GorillaSack | February 3, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    Because I am moving it.

    /Gay guy under your desk.

  15. Posted by GorillaSack | February 3, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    Because I am moving it.

    /Gay guy under your desk.

  16. Posted by GGGuest | February 3, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    See you are doing it all wrong…you gotta open your throat relax the jaw.

  17. Posted by Guest | February 3, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    but is David Hasselhoff singing the polka music?

  18. Posted by Anonymous | February 3, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    don’t forget to cup the balls

  19. Posted by DJ Guest | February 3, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    +1. This is outstanding.

  20. Posted by Boris | February 3, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    I need to find what department this girl works for? I would like to do some exotics with her.

  21. Posted by Covey 01 | February 3, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    A thing of beauty, the beer.

  22. Posted by Anon | February 3, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    Oh, it is up for the Germans.

  23. Posted by Lord Humongous | February 3, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    He’s playing the accordian and frying up some schnitzel

  24. Posted by Non-Entity Hedge Fund Manager | February 3, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    Meet me at Zum Schneider after close. Glue your DB bonus pay stub onto your access badge and wear it on the outside of your pants like an intern so I know it’s you.

    - Guy who likes to riff on memes

  25. Posted by Potable Alpha | February 3, 2011 at 5:31 PM

    (Two Krauts in Hell)
    Kraut #1: Vait, vy are ve here?
    Kraut #2: Oh jeah, that ting.

  26. Posted by Anonymous | February 3, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    You forgot the really dirty German public-tv porn.

    -guy who’s spent time in Munich (and yes the girls at the Oktoberfest really do look like that)

  27. Posted by Guest | February 3, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    ah ha! i had a sneaking suspicion…

  28. Posted by Guest | February 3, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    ah ha! i had a sneaking suspicion…

  29. Posted by Barry B | February 3, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.

  30. Posted by Barry B | February 3, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.

  31. Posted by Barry B | February 3, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.

  32. Posted by Barry B | February 3, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.

  33. Posted by Barry B | February 3, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.

  34. Posted by Barry B | February 3, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.

  35. Posted by Barry B | February 3, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.

  36. Posted by Barry B | February 3, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.

  37. Posted by Barry B | February 3, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.

  38. Posted by Barry B | February 3, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    I’m just lookin’ for a little slap n’ pickle.

  39. Posted by Aws | February 3, 2011 at 6:28 PM

    right troupe, wrong movie

  40. Posted by Color Me Impressed | February 3, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    First time ever that Deutsch was used as a double entendre. Heady. Brilliant.

  41. Posted by Erika | February 3, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Quant Research, frankfurt am main

  42. Posted by Erika | February 3, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Quant Research, frankfurt am main

  43. Posted by GGGuest | February 3, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    quote referencing chugging, picture is of a girl chugging, sexual innuendo included, doesn’t matter if it’s beerfest or super troopers.

  44. Posted by Itradelikeapro | February 4, 2011 at 12:32 AM
  45. Posted by Guest | February 4, 2011 at 3:21 AM

    You’ll never win with those skinny little bird lips

  46. Posted by Olivier Thomason | February 8, 2011 at 3:21 AM

    bloodbath and Laz?

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