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Can Goldman Sachs Help Facebook Expand Its Hooker Base?

According to a new study, prostitutes are “flocking” to Facebook to peddle their services in record numbers, with an estimated 83 percent of working girls using the website to reel in clients and projections that by the end of 2011 Facebook will be “the leading online recruitment space” (for those looking to pay to lay). Still, for every, “Molly Ravish,” who says she charges $200 “for an hour of passion, including deep french kissing and oral sex,” and suggests potential customers remember her name because they’ll be “screaming it later,” or Fordham student “Beva Langoria,” who describes herself as an independent escort, or an NYPD spokesman who shrugs and says “everybody is using the internet,” there’s a hooker saying no way, no how. Now that Goldman Sachs has a vested interest in getting as many Facebook users signed up as possible, in addition to making it the premier destination for everything from catching up with old friends to buying ass, will they help change some minds?

Like that of this potential money-maker?

A 32-year-old escort told the Daily News she would never advertise her services on Mark Zuckerberg’s site. “It’s a place for teenagers to socialize, to play games, to meet friends – not a place for some dumb ass to find a piece of ass,” declared the escort, who asked to remain anonymous.

This holdout could be the difference between a 50 billion dollar company and a 50 trillion dollar company.

Facebook friends take on new meaning as hookers are said to be flocking to social networking site [NYDN]

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  1. naked long says:

    All them Goldman and facebook girls are hookers to screw you hard working folks. The difference is the pay rate per hour.

  2. Spanishmoon says:

    I assume this hooker subsection is called “SitOnMyFacebook”

  3. Spanishmoon says:

    I assume this hooker subsection is called “SitOnMyFacebook”

  4. Spanishmoon says:

    I assume this hooker subsection is called “SitOnMyFacebook”

  5. Guest says:

    Writing…meet…Wall.

    -Nothing to see here

  6. Guest says:

    Writing…meet…Wall.

    -Nothing to see here

  7. derp says:

    A 23-year-old escort isn’t cool. You know what is cool? A 32-year-old escort.

  8. CharlieShit says:

    Why don’t they ask me.

  9. Bryant Gumbel says:

    After hearing of the success in the prostitution, Goldman announced that global investment research has officially opened up research on select blocks in Queens and the Bronx

  10. BackOfficeSales says:

    Guess who just found a pig on Farmville?

    – E. Spitz

  11. Hh says:

    ‘for an hour of passion, including deep french kissing and oral sex’… call me a prude but i really hope it is in that order

  12. Guest #9 says:

    Oral – covered or BB? Just asking.

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