Like a Thai hooker with the clap.
The New York-based firm, which oversees roughly $19 billion in assets, plans to lower its fees to a 2.5 percent management fee and a 25 percent performance fee, said the person, who was not permitted to speak about the matter publicly. The move comes only a few weeks after D.E. Shaw, founded more than two decades ago by David Shaw, delivered fresh disappointing performance numbers, the investor said.
Previously, the firm charged a 3 percent management fee plus a 30 percent performance fee.
Considering the measures taken indicate they’re desperate to hold on to customers, you can most likely negotiate practically anything (no minimum, no lock-up) and maybe even try stuff in the moment that you never agreed to earlier (come in and trade for a day) and it’ll go by without much argument.
DE Shaw Cuts Fees [Reuters]

If I invest a yard with them, do you think I’d be able to negotiate a job for my son who just got rejected from Citi and pretty much burned all his quant bridges by hitting the send button on somewhat passionate email reply? He got a 1600 on his SATs.
How are their returns and sharpe? Can anyone shed a light on that? Tks
Genius!
I think 2.5 and 25 is cheap to have DE Shaw run money for you. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? They wouldn’t be allowed to get coffee for the analysts there.
I am no math genius like them DES guys but it seems to me that 25%x$0=30%x$0
Hey! Don’t lump me in with those clowns.
– Thai hooker
Hey! Don’t lump me in with those clowns.
– Thai hooker
I am no math genius, but it seems to me that 25% * -BIG > 30% * -BIG. This was a huge money saver, no?
Did someone say cut a hooker? I’ve never done that, but after my last encounter with one I am okay with cutting one.
-V. Shlomi
Wow, I’m really sorry to hear they are having a tough time. Really.
Wow, I’m really sorry to hear they are having a tough time. Really.
Wow, I’m really sorry to hear they are having a tough time. Really.
This place has been a sinking ship for almost a decade. Everyone left for Flowers.
You don’t pay performance fees on losses.
You don’t pay performance fees on losses.
You don’t pay performance fees on losses.
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Hi! Welcome to the joke. My name is Guest, and I’ll be your server today…
Send me your genius of son my way. I treat genius well, as you might have heard.
- Ping
Is Jennifer Flowers running a fund lately?
Is Jennifer Flowers running a fund lately?
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Gennifer. She isn’t one of those fancy elitist bitches that spells it with a J.
Gennifer. She isn’t one of those fancy elitist bitches that spells it with a J.
Gennifer. She isn’t one of those fancy elitist bitches that spells it with a J.
Gennifer. She isn’t one of those fancy elitist bitches that spells it with a J.
Gennifer. She isn’t one of those fancy elitist bitches that spells it with a J.
The bakery? Pretty eager to make some dough, huh?
Can I use this one check given to me by an investing great to invest in your fund?
~Monica Foster
My name is Hennifer Lopez, and I like tacos and burritos.