Yes.

In fairness, Citi executives didn’t personally come up with the items for this menu, being served at 383 Greenwich. That was the job of the people who run the bank’s cafeteria, Restaurant Associates.

Comments (118)

  1. Posted by derp | February 17, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    DAS RAYCESS

  2. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    …examining my motives before I comment.

  3. Posted by Prissy | February 17, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ babies!

  4. Posted by NakedShort | February 17, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    No purple drank or Kools? Epic Fail.

    -Stan O’Neal

  5. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 6:36 PM

    Newports

    ~Ken Chenault

  6. Posted by D-Hall | February 17, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    This kind of thing happens every year at W&L. It’s no big deal.

  7. Posted by D-Hall | February 17, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    This kind of thing happens every year at W&L. It’s no big deal.

  8. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    what no waffles

  9. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    what no waffles

  10. Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    Where is the Watermelon? Plus the Maury Povich Pregnancy Test?

  11. Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    Where is the Watermelon? Plus the Maury Povich Pregnancy Test?

  12. Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    Where is the Watermelon? Plus the Maury Povich Pregnancy Test?

  13. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    I hope they didn’t order that chicken from Crowns on 142nd and Broadway.

    PS: Where’s the King Cobra and Schlitz Malt table at?

  14. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    Oh how I miss Lexington and Lee-Jackson Day.

    -Sell Side VMI Guy

  15. Posted by Daniel Carver | February 17, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    Finally, a thread tailor-made for that “Smitty” douchebag and he’s nowhere to be found.

  16. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    Did the beasts proceed to throw their feces upon completion of the collar greens?

    -Curious

  17. Posted by Grand Whizzer | February 17, 2011 at 6:42 PM

    The “Chicken Wings and Crown Royal” combo is noticeably absent.

  18. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    thought the same thing. I want chick’n'waffles.

    -Guy who wants chick’n'waffles

  19. Posted by Alphaholic | February 17, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    Guys, what’s the big deal? I’m…cool with…this…please invite me hang out with you outside of work, I won’t rob you. I’m half Eskimoe, for god’s sake

    -Citi’s only (mostly) black 1st year, S&T

  20. Posted by CoveredLong | February 17, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    What’s next – social security securitizations, food stamp financing, credit without checking credit (I guess they kind of did that already)?

    This is a low down dirty shame.

  21. Posted by CoveredLong | February 17, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    What’s next – social security securitizations, food stamp financing, credit without checking credit (I guess they kind of did that already)?

    This is a low down dirty shame.

  22. Posted by Richard Cripples | February 17, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    Thankfully they stopped short of having a separate “Black History Month” water fountain installed in the cafeteria.

  23. Posted by Richard Cripples | February 17, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    Thankfully they stopped short of having a separate “Black History Month” water fountain installed in the cafeteria.

  24. Posted by Richard Cripples | February 17, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    Thankfully they stopped short of having a separate “Black History Month” water fountain installed in the cafeteria.

  25. Posted by Richard Cripples | February 17, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    Thankfully they stopped short of having a separate “Black History Month” water fountain installed in the cafeteria.

  26. Posted by Guest-o-rama | February 17, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    Oh, Hi! I didn’t notice you sitting there at the back of the trading floor . . .

  27. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    “I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.”

  28. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    “I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.”

  29. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    My guess is they didn’t see the need because the purple drank in styrofoam cups was selling so well.

  30. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    My guess is they didn’t see the need because the purple drank in styrofoam cups was selling so well.

  31. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    My guess is they didn’t see the need because the purple drank in styrofoam cups was selling so well.

  32. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    My guess is they didn’t see the need because the purple drank in styrofoam cups was selling so well.

  33. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    My guess is they didn’t see the need because the purple drank in styrofoam cups was selling so well.

  34. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    My guess is they didn’t see the need because the purple drank in styrofoam cups was selling so well.

  35. Posted by The Observer | February 17, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    Will the Presidency suffice?

  36. Posted by The Observer | February 17, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    Will the Presidency suffice?

  37. Posted by The Observer | February 17, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    Will the Presidency suffice?

  38. Posted by GGGuest | February 17, 2011 at 7:06 PM

    potes…

    - Ashey Larry

  39. Posted by Confused Commenter | February 17, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    I don’t get it. All of that food is delicious. I guess I will just go back to furiously masturbating.

  40. Posted by Michael Scott | February 17, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    They didn’t even get the name right, it’s “colored” greens.

  41. Posted by Michael Scott | February 17, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    They didn’t even get the name right, it’s “colored” greens.

  42. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    into a cup?

  43. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    into a cup?

  44. Posted by Smitty | February 17, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    I am right here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. Posted by Smitty | February 17, 2011 at 7:21 PM

    I wrote the comment below about the feces being thrown at the white man.

  46. Posted by Smitty | February 17, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    Additionally I am not a douchebag, merely a racist who was forced to grow up in brooklyn and an anti-obamfrican thats all

  47. Posted by W. Booth | February 17, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    the emancipation proclomation, is that a boy band?

  48. Posted by ConspiracyBrother | February 17, 2011 at 7:23 PM

    “I never trusted the Colonel. Slaves cooked that chicken. Aint no white man know anything about herbs and spices and gibblits.”

  49. Posted by ConspiracyBrother | February 17, 2011 at 7:23 PM

    “I never trusted the Colonel. Slaves cooked that chicken. Aint no white man know anything about herbs and spices and gibblits.”

  50. Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2011 at 7:24 PM

    What?!? You can’t take a joke? I have nothing but respect for black people.

    - Fuzzy Z.

  51. Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2011 at 7:24 PM

    What?!? You can’t take a joke? I have nothing but respect for black people.

    - Fuzzy Z.

  52. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    a purple drank cup

  53. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    a purple drank cup

  54. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    a purple drank cup

  55. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    a purple drank cup

  56. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | February 17, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    Anybody got 2nd year Restaurant Associate numbers?

  57. Posted by D-Hall | February 17, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    Shouldn’t you be out running 5 miles with your buddy while I stare and make fun of you?

    -FI PB W&L Guy

  58. Posted by token | February 17, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    Is government assistance still a stereotype for blacks now that its a “wall street” thing?

  59. Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    “It…was…the…Dukes! It…was…the…Dukes!”

  60. Posted by Indiana_Jones_Fan | February 17, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    Next month I got some Indian heritage dishes for your asses. Chilled monkey brains and live baby snakes cut out of a larger dead momma snake for everyone!

    - Vik to the P

  61. Posted by Mark Twain | February 17, 2011 at 7:34 PM

    You Fuckin’ Guys.

  62. Posted by Mark Twain | February 17, 2011 at 7:34 PM

    You Fuckin’ Guys.

  63. Posted by White Guilt | February 17, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    Citi Sucks

  64. Posted by White Guilt | February 17, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    [nervous laughter]

  65. Posted by Jerk | February 17, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    I was born . . . a poor, black, child.

  66. Posted by Jerk | February 17, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    I was born . . . a poor, black, child.

  67. Posted by Jerk | February 17, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    I was born . . . a poor, black, child.

  68. Posted by S.S. | February 17, 2011 at 7:43 PM

    This is good shit. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably high already and you don’t even know it.

  69. Posted by Jake | February 17, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    I’ll take 4 whole fried chickens and a Coke.

  70. Posted by Irish Curse | February 17, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    I sense a new baby name: Quinoa (pronounced KWIN-O-A, or spelled keen-wah, same diff/no diff)

  71. Posted by Alex Presidio | February 17, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    Love the “Protein” ingredient listed in the salad.

  72. Posted by Brian1284 | February 17, 2011 at 7:49 PM

    No cornbread?

  73. Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    Well, it’s a well known fact, ConspiracyBrother, that there’s a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

    The Pentavirate are the Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!”

    How can you hate “The Colonel” you ask?

    Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

  74. Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    Well, it’s a well known fact, ConspiracyBrother, that there’s a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

    The Pentavirate are the Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!”

    How can you hate “The Colonel” you ask?

    Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

  75. Posted by David Duke | February 17, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    That is awesome!

  76. Posted by David Duke | February 17, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    That is awesome!

  77. Posted by ConspiracyBrother | February 17, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    So the conspiracies we’ve believed for all these years are true? The NBA really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?

  78. Posted by P. Griffin | February 17, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    uhh…pass over the oar, N-word Jim?

  79. Posted by P. Griffin | February 17, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    uhh…pass over the oar, N-word Jim?

  80. Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    You look white. Don’t touch me.

  81. Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    You look white. Don’t touch me.

  82. Posted by ConspiracyBrother | February 17, 2011 at 8:05 PM

    Are you telling me there really is a Man’?
    The entertainment industry really *is* out to get Spike Lee?
    O.J. really didn’t do it?

  83. Posted by Nouveau Richie | February 17, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    Michael- We could have gotten some burritos or some colored greens or some pad thai, love pad thai…
    Stanley- It’s collard greens.
    Michael- What?
    Stanley- It’s collard greens.
    Michael- Uh, that doesn’t really make sense, cause you don’t call them “collard people.” That’s offensive.

  84. Posted by Mel Gibson | February 17, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    I approve of the menu

  85. Posted by The Observer | February 17, 2011 at 8:12 PM

    Look at the size of that boys head.

  86. Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    A virtual planet. It has its own weather system.

    Its like sputnik, round but quite pointy in parts.

  87. Posted by Smitty | February 17, 2011 at 8:18 PM

    Finally I am bicurious with a strong interest in “taking one in the fart box.”

  88. Posted by Smitty | February 17, 2011 at 8:18 PM

    Finally I am bicurious with a strong interest in “taking one in the fart box.”

  89. Posted by Smitty | February 17, 2011 at 8:18 PM

    Finally I am bicurious with a strong interest in “taking one in the fart box.”

  90. Posted by Tyrone | February 17, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Oh no they di-unt!!!

  91. Posted by Tyrone | February 17, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Oh no they di-unt!!!

  92. Posted by Tyrone | February 17, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Oh no they di-unt!!!

  93. Posted by Tyrone | February 17, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Oh no they di-unt!!!

  94. Posted by Tyrone | February 17, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Oh no they di-unt!!!

  95. Posted by Tyrone | February 17, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Oh no they di-unt!!!

  96. Posted by Tyrone | February 17, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Oh no they di-unt!!!

  97. Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    Citi catering department channeling Run DMC: priceless.

  98. Posted by Beta4Life | February 17, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    I miss killing a twelve pack out at Goshen.

  99. Posted by Catholicguilt | February 17, 2011 at 8:55 PM

    way to kill the thread…..massa

  100. Posted by Brian1284 | February 17, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    Same thing happen to NBC last year and the chef happend to be black and her response was “It’s not trying to offend anybody and it’s not trying to suggest that that’s all that African-Americans eat. It’s just a good meal. I thought it would go over well.”

  101. Posted by I want that purple stuff | February 17, 2011 at 9:06 PM

    Sugar, water, and of course, purple.

    -D. Chapelle

  102. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2011 at 9:07 PM

    No white toast?

  103. Posted by GGGuest | February 17, 2011 at 9:12 PM

    That’s Racism, man, I love to Racism Bro!

  104. Posted by HugoBoss | February 17, 2011 at 9:12 PM

    150lbs with 17 1/2, 35-36 shirt and way too long tie is the NKI

  105. Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2011 at 9:17 PM

    I wonder if the Fried Chicken came direct from the Chocolate City? With a free supply of Negroes

  106. Posted by wahoo | February 17, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    Shouldn’t you both be diligently making up for the time you’ve lost by having gone to W&L and VMI?

    - guy who went to UVA

  107. Posted by Finn Alexander | February 18, 2011 at 12:35 AM

    What? Quinoa crusted chicken? Olive oil whipped potatoes? That’s birther-equivalent inauthentic. Show me the real thing. Produce the collard greens cooked with ham hocks or bacon. Provide the potatoes whipped with butter, maybe garlic. And, where is the baked mac and cheese with 3 cheese? The candied yams? The potato salad? The corn bread? The coroner?

    Citi can’t produce that.

    See when you are an authentic American, and can trace your roots at least back to 1820 and slave times (and it’s always a joy seeing your great, great, great, grandparents suddenly appearing in census and other records as “MU” for mulatto), seeing this poor representation of stereotypical blackness is shameful. If you are gonna bend clumsily down on knee to patronize derriere noir by making a “black history table” spread of food, then keep it a bit authentic, or don’t bother at all.

    As for the comments, I have no concerns.

  108. Posted by Dsgirl | February 18, 2011 at 2:34 AM

    People are being overly sensitive. If you Google “Black History Month Menus” there is a blog, written by an African American woman, and guess what’s on that menu? Yup, fried chicken, collard greens and the like. Are you going to tell soul food restaurants in Harlem that promoting Black History Month with fried chicken on their menus is wrong? Give me a break. Someone clearly needs more work to do at Citi.

  109. Posted by Guest | February 18, 2011 at 2:59 AM

    You must have been one of those SNU’s always hanging out with Pi Phi’s that I made pointed and laughed at while running across the quad.

  110. Posted by whitebread | February 18, 2011 at 3:25 AM

    Looks delicious. Would anyone care if they served tacos and and enchiladas on cinco de mayo?

  111. Posted by GySgt Hartman, USMC (Ret) | February 18, 2011 at 5:03 AM

    What the fuck is your major malfunction Citi cafeteria workers? You had better shit me some watermelon before I rip out your eyes and skull-fuck you!

  112. Posted by Redpipe | February 18, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    Neither I nor this issue is stereotypical. Do Irish people complain when corned beef & cabbage are served on St. Patrick’s Day? No, they do not and do you know why? Because they are too damn drunk to care and far too lazy to complain about it, that’s why.

  113. Posted by Redpipe | February 18, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    Neither I nor this issue is stereotypical. Do Irish people complain when corned beef & cabbage are served on St. Patrick’s Day? No, they do not and do you know why? Because they are too damn drunk to care and far too lazy to complain about it, that’s why.

  114. Posted by wahoo | February 18, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    Note grammatical error and see comment above.

    -guy who still went to UVA

  115. Posted by Guest | February 21, 2011 at 5:11 AM

    Love public school try-hards.

  116. Posted by Red Littlejohn | February 23, 2011 at 2:29 AM

    Eight Balls like fried chicken…who doesn’t?

  117. Posted by Like | February 23, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    @ Guest below, take your show on the road, it’s THAT good.

    - not UVA guy, but fan of his work.

  118. Posted by Astor | March 24, 2011 at 2:32 PM

    How did no one comment on the “whipped” potatoes?

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