Given that they’re probably not speaking at the moment, the Jets quarterback most likely did not propose to Eliza Kruger, the 17 year-old daughter of Greenwich Capital founder Konrad Kruger, who recently discussed bedding Sanchez and his clinginess afterward with the press. But I still have my fingers crossed and I’d like you to do the same that the band appearing on Eliza’s ring finger in a recent photograph is from Sancho, hoping to get an investing gig with Papa Kruger after retirement.
Thinner pic – keep smoking.
nothing like smoking a ciggie after a job well done
Kruger Industries?
Those fuckers owe us millions!!
~ The Human Fund
doesn’t she know Sanchez is a Mexican name?
“If she smokes, she pokes”, once again, holds true, bravo.
GHS…. this sort of thing would never happen at Greenwich Academy
GHS…. this sort of thing would never happen at Greenwich Academy
GHS…. this sort of thing would never happen at Greenwich Academy
GHS…. this sort of thing would never happen at Greenwich Academy
GHS…. this sort of thing would never happen at Greenwich Academy
GHS…. this sort of thing would never happen at Greenwich Academy
GHS…. this sort of thing would never happen at Greenwich Academy
GHS…. this sort of thing would never happen at Greenwich Academy
Marlboro Lights is a viable gateway into Parliaments and Cocaine, can I get her number?
:unzips:
Nice ring. Dad must be so proud today.
Of course not, it would be a threesome with a teacher, thats how CT prep schools do it….
Man, this bitch has some big-ass eyebrows!!
~Andy Rooney
Coke and carrots is better.
Goodness. I’m guessing he gave her a roll of quarters from the top of his dresser afterwards and said “Here, go buy yourself something really nice.” The next question is how many quarters did she need to put in the machine to get that ring?
Goodness. I’m guessing he gave her a roll of quarters from the top of his dresser afterwards and said “Here, go buy yourself something really nice.” The next question is how many quarters did she need to put in the machine to get that ring?
Goodness. I’m guessing he gave her a roll of quarters from the top of his dresser afterwards and said “Here, go buy yourself something really nice.” The next question is how many quarters did she need to put in the machine to get that ring?
Kruger? He barely knew her.
Kruger? He barely knew her.
Kruger? He barely knew her.
Here’s a quarter for you to go buy a soul
Here’s a quarter for you to go buy a soul
Here’s a quarter for you to go buy a soul
Instead of slipping something on, I much prefer slipping something into. But, that all depends whether Daddy Kruger has a male offspring or not.
- Ping, who else can it be?
Instead of slipping something on, I much prefer slipping something into. But, that all depends whether Daddy Kruger has a male offspring or not.
- Ping, who else can it be?
Instead of slipping something on, I much prefer slipping something into. But, that all depends whether Daddy Kruger has a male offspring or not.
- Ping, who else can it be?
Instead of slipping something on, I much prefer slipping something into. But, that all depends whether Daddy Kruger has a male offspring or not.
- Ping, who else can it be?
Cuffs and Collars don’t match.
- Fashion Quant
Everybody from CT knows GHS stands for Glastonbury High School.
-GHS ’04
Needs more cowbell.
and a package store run somewhere in between
17 ???!!???
She is way too old.
~ Woody Allen
and here is another quarter for you to go buy a sense of humor
$100 says she’s as bare as the Gobi in her ‘nether region’
$100 says she’s as bare as the Gobi in her ‘nether region’
$100 says she’s as bare as the Gobi in her ‘nether region’
$100 says she’s as bare as the Gobi in her ‘nether region’
$100 says she’s as bare as the Gobi in her ‘nether region’
$100 says she’s as bare as the Gobi in her ‘nether region’
1. She’s cute. I don’t care what any of you say.
2. $50 says that’s a fake she bought so she can go dancing without getting hassled.
Amen.
- R. Polanski
The Nobu dinner is the best part of this. Way to wine and dine her B&T style.
The Nobu dinner is the best part of this. Way to wine and dine her B&T style.
The Nobu dinner is the best part of this. Way to wine and dine her B&T style.
All that sand must be very uncomfortable.
– Geography Quant
Gburbs
Gburbs
Do you wear a ring when you go to Barracuda?
Do you wear a ring when you go to Barracuda?
Do you wear a ring when you go to Barracuda?
This would never happen at the Kincaid School in Houston!
-A Certain Big Shot Financial Type
This would never happen at the Kincaid School in Houston!
-A Certain Big Shot Financial Type
This would never happen at the Kincaid School in Houston!
-A Certain Big Shot Financial Type
This would never happen at the Kincaid School in Houston!
-A Certain Big Shot Financial Type
This would never happen at the Kincaid School in Houston!
-A Certain Big Shot Financial Type
This would never happen at the Kincaid School in Houston!
-A Certain Big Shot Financial Type
This would never happen at the Kincaid School in Houston!
-A Certain Big Shot Financial Type
When she is seen wearing his letter jacket, then we can start planning the wedding.
I give no quarter.
-Santa Ana, Former President of Mexico and Alleged Cross Dresser
Oh mon dieu. Take this high school musical to the disney channel. enough already. How tired is the high school girl gets screwed over and grows up story? Since Little foxes tatum oneill kirsty mcnichol and cynthia nixon? and look where those girls are now? one guess– not at the pta meetings in montauk!
She’s just a straight shooter with Amherst College written all over her.
Are you suggesting she shaves when she goes to Holland?
-NFL SuperBowl Seating Quant
Considering the amount of money she has it may well be a *real* one she bought for the same purpose.
No shit. You can’t go to Nobu without overhearing some kid talking about how he’s “long Jägermeister” or re-pricing Egyptian risk.
No, vejazzled.
Muffie Benson-Perella-Sanchez?
That’s why I wear a full head, black leather zippered mask with a red gag ball when I go partying.
cue Deguello
$50 says you can take one btw the cheeks
Hmmm. Her eyes are dilated.
-Manischewitz Quant
Hmmm. Her eyes are dilated.
-Manischewitz Quant
Meh, she probably doesn’t even have a 2″ anal bead tail.
/Meredith Whitney; 3ft anal bond bead tail
If you say “pretty please” maybe we’ll give you your wooden leg back.
-USA
Agreed.
- H. Moody
Agreed.
- H. Moody
I’m hearing that they’ve already booked Prospect Hall for the reception.
and a parent conference shortly thereafter to keep everyone quiet and prevent damage to the reputation of everyone involved.
When did Mark Sanchez turn into Damone from Fast Times At Ridgemont High?
“We are gonna have to get you one of them abortions” -Damone Sanchez
No way she’s at GHS. Her dad was on the board of Brunswick – she’s at GA.
+ 1
~ Jeffrey Epstein
That depends, does busting on her face and kicking her out before dawn “make an honest woman out of her”?
Given that she obvs smokes cigs (which I think is illegal in CT if you’re <18), hangs out in NYC clubs and goes home with random older men she meets in said clubs, I'm betting there's a decent chance she'd get/has gotten the boot from prep-school land…
Everybody from CT knows upstate CT = Appalachia of New England.
-guy surprised nobody’s thrown in a catholic girl CSH dig
Oh, I’m sure Daddy can give enough to stave that off. The real question will be – unless she went early decision somewhere – what colleges are going to be sending out acceptances vs. ding letters?
everybody from CT and on DB knows trojan = know nothing idiot
not sure what’s sadder: that “burn,” or that you have the handle of a 15 year old who just discovered dip and natty
Actually, I’d say it’s easier for a *college* to overlook behavior like this than a high school…
-Guy who knows someone who was booted from prep school 2mos before graduation yet still got into and graduated from a NESCAC college.
So Litchfield, Warren, Kent, Sharon and Cornwall are “Appalachia”?
You clearly are not from around here.
not quite as sad as the handle of one who’s just become familiarized with condoms upon discovery and proceeded to finally, in his mid 30s, take his hand off his handle.
Maybe she goes to Westminster School up in Simsbury, where she’s probably one of the more wholesome students
I guess that would make all their dreams come true, no?
I had a friend in college whose screen name was NattyLax. Pretty chill dude. Has a waffle business out west that’s doing great.
sarcasm.
anything near 203 is by definition not “upstate.” parts of litchfield aren’t. hartford county is. these things are relative.
coastal prep school alum (not st. lukes or any crap like that).
Why stop there? Pretty sure she’d be up for some DVDA at Lawrenceville while she’s out there.
The ring’s ok, but it doesn’t hold a candle to the pearl necklace he gave her.
The ring’s ok, but it doesn’t hold a candle to the pearl necklace he gave her.
The ring’s ok, but it doesn’t hold a candle to the pearl necklace he gave her.
Admitting you went to a NESCAC will never be the NKI.
Nice try. Towns like Farmington and Avon (Hartford County) are just as nice as Darien, NC, Westport…. Please think before you type.
nah more like the team. keep on swinging though.
Apparently cooch has such a powerful spell that its mere proximity can drown out better judgment and good taste. Proximity Cooch, a powerful force. Football players (like the idiot on Housewives of Atlanta, who knocked up the fake blond) are not fully equipped to battle P.C. effectively. NFL obviously needs to start some advanced level courses.
Poor girl.She looks 10 years older than her age.
Maybe this is a personal question or inappropriate but do you think Sanchez was the first lucky guy…you know?
Is she a cheerleader?
You’re new around here, aren’t you?
not tweezing your eyebrows is the new killing it
He’s too young for her.
- Anna Nicole
He’s too young for her.
- Anna Nicole
Gratuitous Sienfeld Reference: Man hands
Gratuitous Sienfeld Reference: Man hands
Gratuitous Sienfeld Reference: Man hands
Man with eyebrows like that she is going to have a hard time pulling any quarterbacks who aren’t from Jersey. Even most Long Island girls have figured out by now that if you’re going to dye your hair and tan you probably need to do something about your eyebrows while you’re at it.
The Mom is even HOTTER!!! I know…DILF in CT.
The Mom is even HOTTER!!! I know…DILF in CT.