Pop quiz: if, for some reason, your ultimate goal in life was to be the vision of a stereotypical banker douchebag, what boxes would you check off? Lacrosse player? DUIs? A coke habit? Rage problem? A love of crushing hard on Thursday nights so fierce it made you beat up your girlfriend with your lax stick while shouting “You ruined my Thursday night!”? Sovereign Bank employee Daniel Brown’s got it all covered.
Manhattan prosecutors are upping the ante against well-heeled Hells Kitchen banker Daniel Brown, accused in a gruesome lacrosse stick sex assault on his girlfriend. Brown, 31, now faces additional felony cocaine possession charges from a stash of drugs recovered from the safe in his W. 57th St. condo, prosecutors said today, in asking that his current $300,000 bail be hiked to $700,000. Prosecutors conceded they have no medical records substantiating the alleged August lacrosse attack, during which Brown is accused of shouting, “You ruined my Thursday night!”
But video recovered from recording equipment in his bedroom closet showed him using a lacrosse stick in an apparent consensual encounter with another women, prosecutors told Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Charles Solomon.
The 25-year-old victim only came forward last month, when she finally broke up with him after a year of repeated abuses and he allegedly barraged her with more than 80 unwanted phone calls and emails. In the past, he’s punched her in bed, smashed her face into a mirror and rammed his fist down her throat to make her throw up, the terrified woman has told authorities. Brown makes $120,000 a month at his Sovereign Bank job, and has an open misdemeanor Manhattan drunk driving rap along with a ten-year-old domestic violence conviction from his days at Ohio State University, prosecutors said.
Hell’s Kitchen Lacrosse Brute Has Cocaine Problems, Too [NYP]
So he’s single ladies!!!!
$150k/mo, yawn….call me when you make some real cash, homey.
$150k/mo, yawn….call me when you make some real cash, homey.
$150k/mo, yawn….call me when you make some real cash, homey.
Um, The Ohio State University
Other than that, no concerns.
Um, The Ohio State University
Other than that, no concerns.
Um, The Ohio State University
Other than that, no concerns.
Um, The Ohio State University
Other than that, no concerns.
An alum from from Ohio State that isn’t in the NFL/NBA was making more than $100k a year?
I call BS.
An alum from from Ohio State that isn’t in the NFL/NBA was making more than $100k a year?
I call BS.
An alum from from Ohio State that isn’t in the NFL/NBA was making more than $100k a year?
I call BS.
An alum from from Ohio State that isn’t in the NFL/NBA was making more than $100k a year?
I call BS.
An alum from from Ohio State that isn’t in the NFL/NBA was making more than $100k a year?
I call BS.
An alum from from Ohio State that isn’t in the NFL/NBA was making more than $100k a year?
I call BS.
What happened to the Druries!!!
Can we all agree that lax is a sport for people that don’t have enough talent to play other more difficult sports but are really good at running around like a spaz?
Can we all agree that lax is a sport for people that don’t have enough talent to play other more difficult sports but are really good at running around like a spaz?
Isn’t lacrosse a sport for high-school football washouts?
-High school football player
Isn’t lacrosse a sport for high-school football washouts?
-High school football player
what job at sovereign bank pays that much?
what job at sovereign bank pays that much?
what job at sovereign bank pays that much?
Hey cocksucker I’m from Hell’s Kitchen too. Meet me at the Landmark Tavern with your lacrosse stick and I’ll stick it up your urethra you lowlife douchebag motherfucker.
Hey cocksucker I’m from Hell’s Kitchen too. Meet me at the Landmark Tavern with your lacrosse stick and I’ll stick it up your urethra you lowlife douchebag motherfucker.
Hey cocksucker I’m from Hell’s Kitchen too. Meet me at the Landmark Tavern with your lacrosse stick and I’ll stick it up your urethra you lowlife douchebag motherfucker.
Yeah, maybe that’s true if you’re from Dallas.
Assbag.
Did that hit too close to home?
Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don’t you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I’ve heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins’ solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
In my day, drug mules were lucky to get a couple of free grams.
-P.E.
No I played a season in prep school and it was a joke.
No I played a season in prep school and it was a joke.
No I played a season in prep school and it was a joke.
I am working on the improved Backdoor Strategy by incorporating the Lax Stick.
- Ping
I am working on the improved Backdoor Strategy by incorporating the Lax Stick.
- Ping
I, for one, am vey excited about that. I think I’ll track him down and show him what I can do with the accoutrements PasteSpecialFormats left at my place on Friday night.
Must be a typo…says he makes “$120,000″ a month…not sure the CEO of “Sovereign Bank” makes that kind of dough…
Lacrosse is for pussies who wash out of the track team.
We do all of our trading through Sovereign’s institutional desk
Ever hear of Jim Brown? He carried the ball a few yards for the Cleveland Browns – was supposed to be a pretty decent back.
Ever hear of Jim Brown? He carried the ball a few yards for the Cleveland Browns – was supposed to be a pretty decent back.
Sussudio was just plain bad. Other than that, well done.
Sussudio was just plain bad. Other than that, well done.
Lacrosse is for guys who couldn’t cut it on the debate team.
Lacrosse is for guys who couldn’t cut it on the debate team.
Lacrosse is for guys who couldn’t cut it on the debate team.
Lacrosse is for guys who couldn’t cut it on the debate team.
You said rape twice
Double rape > CFA
CAIA/CFP/Harvard Extension School > season of prep school lax > unfunny picture of donald trump as a token of self-expression?
CAIA/CFP/Harvard Extension School > season of prep school lax > unfunny picture of donald trump as a token of self-expression?
CAIA/CFP/Harvard Extension School > season of prep school lax > unfunny picture of donald trump as a token of self-expression?
We need more people like you working for us…people willing to stand up for themselves when things don’t go their way…people with passion…people who don’t take no for an answer.
-Sovereign Bank Recruiting Materials
We need more people like you working for us…people willing to stand up for themselves when things don’t go their way…people with passion…people who don’t take no for an answer.
-Sovereign Bank Recruiting Materials
We need more people like you working for us…people willing to stand up for themselves when things don’t go their way…people with passion…people who don’t take no for an answer.
-Sovereign Bank Recruiting Materials
been a long time since a Bateman quote got tossed around
been a long time since a Bateman quote got tossed around
been a long time since a Bateman quote got tossed around
been a long time since a Bateman quote got tossed around
been a long time since a Bateman quote got tossed around
been a long time since a Bateman quote got tossed around
I think you . . . . ahh, nevermind.
I think you . . . . ahh, nevermind.
I think you . . . . ahh, nevermind.
I think you . . . . ahh, nevermind.
I think you . . . . ahh, nevermind.
I think you . . . . ahh, nevermind.
Shouldn’t you be posting bail?
600k bail seems a little steep for a guy who had to deal with a ruined Thursday night.
Hey we’re not all successful in the pro’s…plus I like this guy’s style.
-Maurice Clarett
Your compliment was sufficient Louis.
So you’ve played one season of lacrosse? And most prep school suck at it anyways.
No, you played a season in prep school and you were a joke.
Lacrosse is for guys who get cut from the glee club.
Lacrosse is for guys who get cut from the glee club.
Hesitating to like this post…
Hesitating to like this post…
ex-lax in the coffee ruined my buddy’s thursday night
I wish Confused Commenter was here. He always knows what to say.
I wish Confused Commenter was here. He always knows what to say.
LAX exists so white people have a sport they can dominate. We all know it’s true.
He made it all by shorting Sovereign stock.
He made it all by shorting Sovereign stock.
Defense Attorney: “…Furthermore, I will prove that the alleged assault occurred on a Wednesday night, rendering the witness’ entire account erroneous.”
Defense Attorney: “…Furthermore, I will prove that the alleged assault occurred on a Wednesday night, rendering the witness’ entire account erroneous.”
You can keep the Liberator (for whatever), and feel free use the bag of cocks on Danny-boy, sans-lube…or consent…or warning. You should probably be the one wearing the gimp mask though, to preserve your anonimity.
You can keep the Liberator (for whatever), and feel free use the bag of cocks on Danny-boy, sans-lube…or consent…or warning. You should probably be the one wearing the gimp mask though, to preserve your anonimity.
You can keep the Liberator (for whatever), and feel free use the bag of cocks on Danny-boy, sans-lube…or consent…or warning. You should probably be the one wearing the gimp mask though, to preserve your anonimity.
Danny,
A plunger works so much better.
-NYPD
Oh I get it, because I’m the guy from the story. lols!
I have two words for you: Golf and Hockey. Any other expert analysis you care to full us in on?
Don’t hesitate….just go with it…..
Isn’t Sovereign 100% owned by Banco Santander? Do they even *have* an I-bank or trading operation under the Sovereign name?
Aren’t you forgetting something?
Because there are so few white people in the NHL?
I like rape
Oooo can I watch?
-Guy who’s into “sounding”
Oooo can I watch?
-Guy who’s into “sounding”
What other “more difficult sports” are available as a spring sport? Baseball? Tennis? Track? Golf? That pretty much sums up your options so please explain. If baseball is your answer you are clearly delusional/ most likely from the south.
LAX exists because there are hockey fans who cannot skate.
He said the new sheriff is nearer!
Mongo like candy!
In all honesty, I like lamp.
Right on, Bro!
Right on, Bro!
YOU KILLED ALL OF THE INDIANS AND TOOK THEIR SPORT. FUCKING ASSHOLES. THE LOT OF YOU.
YOU KILLED ALL OF THE INDIANS AND TOOK THEIR SPORT. FUCKING ASSHOLES. THE LOT OF YOU.
You, sir, forgot bowling.
Um, golf?
Remind me which of the two sports made him famous.
Remind me which of the two sports made him famous.
Not impressed.
-Duke LAX team ’07
You’re right, I did. Single-handedly. I’m sorry.
You’re right, I did. Single-handedly. I’m sorry.
You’re right, I did. Single-handedly. I’m sorry.
You’re right, I did. Single-handedly. I’m sorry.
That’s one guy in a sport full of hundreds if not thousands of white people. Plus Tiger sucks now.
I bet this guy hates J.G Melon’s burgers and bloodies, and has never been to Dorrian’s circa 3am
I bet this guy hates J.G Melon’s burgers and bloodies, and has never been to Dorrian’s circa 3am
Too soon.
-Dr. Tom
Guess he’s nothing more than a glorified BROker. Short lax penny’s, long BROjobs and Natty Ice. Chill.
So chill. MLIB
LAX is a Canadian Indian game, adopted by New England pot heads in the late 60s who thought the guy on Land O Lakes butter containers had a rockin’ body.
Meet me there Thursday night. I’ll go all Justin Volpe on his ass. Ruin more than his night.
When I clicked on, this page had 69 comments. So chill. Confident some doucher will post before me to make it 70, so im straight here. peace
Good question. Can anyone answer if they have trading there? Wtf could he have been doing?
you mean you love lamp! like a bag of sand
Lax balls are too heavy; sticks are too long; shorts are too, well, short….
-Laxarace
Lax balls are too heavy; sticks are too long; shorts are too, well, short….
-Laxarace
Welcome Al Bundy. Too bad your life peaked in High School.
And are they hiring?
Our Lax team probably had more soccer players on it than football, then again our soccer team was ranked and the football team blew, so that’s probably not normal…
Our Lax team probably had more soccer players on it than football, then again our soccer team was ranked and the football team blew, so that’s probably not normal…
No. He just does Sovereign’s backdoor.
Also soccer
The Post article clearly says $120,000 a year. Well played, Bess…
What is Sovereign Bank?
There are, like, over a billion Indians in the world today. Check your facts man!
-LEH Quant
Nah, they updated that. Originally said /month.
No, brown people dominate soccer…Latin America, Pele….have you ever seen Flushing Meadow Park on a weekend in the summer? It is like the world cup over there.
There’s a difference between playing soccer in Flushing and dominating soccer. Here are the FIFA world cup winners:
Brazil 5
Italy 4
Germany 3
Uruguay 2
Argentina 2
England 1
France 1
Spain 1
As you can see 14 of the 19 world cup titles went to white countries.
Well, take a look at the FIFA world cup winners
Brazil 5
Italy 4
Germany 3
Uruguay 2
Argentina 2
England 1
France 1
Spain 1
Not to be racist, but 14 of the 19 winners are countries with a majority white population…
Google the World Cup teams mentioned above and see how many white players are on the teams…they import players just like the MLB…
I Googled:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Italia_v_Francia_Mondiale_1978.jpg
Are Koreans white? Other than that, I have no concerns.
Are Koreans white? Other than that, I have no concerns.
Haha, I used to work with this guy at Merrill. He was a jerkoff.
Not as bad as Tom Toolan, though…
I knew this asshole, and he was a complete prick in every sense of the word. I’m not the least bit suprised
I did too at FAC. He was the biggest F’ing Shmo-hawk I ever met