Wherever there's a threat of sexual violence, there I'll be.
His plan is fairly simple: “put Lloyd Blankfein in pound-me-in-the-ass prison.”
Naturally he shared this idea with Matt Taibbi, a journalist known for, among other things, lashing out at people in violent ways when he doesn’t agree with them, “on a dreary, snowy night in Washington this past month.”
“You put Lloyd Blankfein in pound-me-in-the-ass prison for one six-month term, and all this bullshit would stop, all over Wall Street,” says a former congressional aide. “That’s all it would take. Just once.”
This hasn’t happened, Taibbi notes, “because the entire system set up to monitor and regulate Wall Street is fucked up.” Suspending reality for a moment so that we don’t even have to touch on the notion that that is the reason this hasn’t happened, and if not for that one reason it would’ve, I’d like to propose a deal, on Blankfein’s half, who I think will be game. LB will take one for Team Sanity and grant Taibbi and his anonymous source their wish, if in exchange, we get to pick a scenario they must submit to. Ideas that come to mind-which have been admittedly ripped off- include Blankfein getting to throw scalding hot coffee in MT’s face or smashing a pie filled with horse semen in his mug.
I hope this aide gets aids
Using “former congressional aides” as your Class A Number One Super Primo source for quotes is the New Journalistic Killing It.
“You put Barney Frank in pound-me-in-the-ass prison for one six-month term, and all this bullshit would stop, all over DC,” says a former Wall Street aide. “That’s all it would take. Just once.”
“You put Barney Frank in pound-me-in-the-ass prison for one six-month term, and all this bullshit would stop, all over DC,” says a former Wall Street aide. “That’s all it would take. Just once.”
“You put Barney Frank in pound-me-in-the-ass prison for one six-month term, and all this bullshit would stop, all over DC,” says a former Wall Street aide. “That’s all it would take. Just once.”
Over/Under: number of times the word “secretary” gets used in these comments – 5
I disagree, that might actually *encourage* this type of behavior – particularly among certain exceptionally valuable HF managers.
What about all the bullshit in Washington?
His choice of pronouns is somewhat telling.
His choice of pronouns is somewhat telling.
jerking off right now
Well said …
Taibbi you fucking moron. If you put all of Wall Street in a jail, what the hell will people drive on?
-LEH Quant
Taibbi you fucking moron. If you put all of Wall Street in a jail, what the hell will people drive on?
-LEH Quant
Furiously?
Furiously?
Agreed.
Agreed.
…and that unbelievably was the 3rd time I woke up with a bottle of Pinot Grigio shoved up my ass.
/Matt Taibbi
…and that unbelievably was the 3rd time I woke up with a bottle of Pinot Grigio shoved up my ass.
/Matt Taibbi
Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9
Another way to stop the bull shit would be to pair Phil Angelides and Jamie Dimon in a culinary knife fight, sine missione.
- Guy who doesn’t fully understand Phil Angelides’ role on this earth but is pretty sure he’s part of the problem
Just 2 months into his sentence at “Pound Me in the Ass Prison,” Lloyd had all the prisoners studying to take their Series 7 examinations, the first step to become registered securities representatives. Billy Joe Winslow, serving a 10 yr sentence for rape and sodomy with no hope for early parole declared, “Lloyd has been a breath of fresh air since he arrived, and a terrific source of motivativation for me to turn my life around. A year ago I was contemplating suicide, now I am looking forward to a bright future as a broker when I am released.”
When asked if he had any additional plans after the Series 7, Winslow replied,
“Definitely. I plan to sit for Level 1 of the CFA next. And I owe it all to the time I spent in prison with Lloyd.”
two words for this aide
chandra levy
two words for this aide
chandra levy
two words for this aide
chandra levy
Move along, people, move along, nothing to see here…
Move along, people, move along, nothing to see here…
Move along, people, move along, nothing to see here…
Move along, people, move along, nothing to see here…
Move along, people, move along, nothing to see here…
Beads of sweat are pouring off of my vein-spun shaft and my balls are glistening like a swimmer fresh out of the water on a cool spring morning
Beads of sweat are pouring off of my vein-spun shaft and my balls are glistening like a swimmer fresh out of the water on a cool spring morning
Taibbi wears antlers and Aid crawls on all fours behind him on a special Doe Day episode of Sarah Palin’s Alaska and if either one survive they have to edit the Ayn Rand Objectivism blog with a loaded Glock within reach at all times.
Taibbi wears antlers and Aid crawls on all fours behind him on a special Doe Day episode of Sarah Palin’s Alaska and if either one survive they have to edit the Ayn Rand Objectivism blog with a loaded Glock within reach at all times.
Lloyd?
Lloyd?
Maybe it will happen. Raj has secret tape recordings of whom? Is he going to take all of Wall Street down? If I were him and facing 5-10, it would be one of the top things I’d do before slinking into the orange jumpsuit. What about all those Goldman “trading huddles?” Looks like this list is no different than John Kinnucans!
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704409004576146190178459356.html
“Galleon Prosecutors Seek List of Expert Defense Witnesses”
from 8/09
http://www.blogtopsites.com/outpost/3d9afcac7a5879eb03b6cf7f5380da48
“Goldman’s Trading Tips Reward Its Biggest Clients”
Maybe it will happen. Raj has secret tape recordings of whom? Is he going to take all of Wall Street down? If I were him and facing 5-10, it would be one of the top things I’d do before slinking into the orange jumpsuit. What about all those Goldman “trading huddles?” Looks like this list is no different than John Kinnucans!
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704409004576146190178459356.html
“Galleon Prosecutors Seek List of Expert Defense Witnesses”
from 8/09
http://www.blogtopsites.com/outpost/3d9afcac7a5879eb03b6cf7f5380da48
“Goldman’s Trading Tips Reward Its Biggest Clients”
Maybe it will happen. Raj has secret tape recordings of whom? Is he going to take all of Wall Street down? If I were him and facing 5-10, it would be one of the top things I’d do before slinking into the orange jumpsuit. What about all those Goldman “trading huddles?” Looks like this list is no different than John Kinnucans!
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704409004576146190178459356.html
“Galleon Prosecutors Seek List of Expert Defense Witnesses”
from 8/09
http://www.blogtopsites.com/outpost/3d9afcac7a5879eb03b6cf7f5380da48
“Goldman’s Trading Tips Reward Its Biggest Clients”
Better him than me…
-Dick Fuld’s inner voice
Better him than me…
-Dick Fuld’s inner voice
Better him than me…
-Dick Fuld’s inner voice
So putting one guy– who has by the way not been charged with a *crime*– in Federal prison on a whim will magically cause human nature to change and all morally questionable or unethical behavior in the securities industry to immediately cease. Got it.
This guy believes in the tooth fairy, too, right?
So putting one guy– who has by the way not been charged with a *crime*– in Federal prison on a whim will magically cause human nature to change and all morally questionable or unethical behavior in the securities industry to immediately cease. Got it.
This guy believes in the tooth fairy, too, right?
So putting one guy– who has by the way not been charged with a *crime*– in Federal prison on a whim will magically cause human nature to change and all morally questionable or unethical behavior in the securities industry to immediately cease. Got it.
This guy believes in the tooth fairy, too, right?
You saying you want his match.com profile?
I wonder which esteemed member of Congress this wise aide counseled…and who is the bigger fool: the aide or the Congressperson?
I wonder which esteemed member of Congress this wise aide counseled…and who is the bigger fool: the aide or the Congressperson?
I wonder which esteemed member of Congress this wise aide counseled…and who is the bigger fool: the aide or the Congressperson?
They have been pounding me in the ass longer than six months and the bull shit continues.
-Sir Allan S.
I know Llody Blankfein. And you, sir, are not Lloyd Blankfein.
-Congressional Aide
You mean like Federal pound me in the ass prison secretary?
You mean like Federal pound me in the ass prison secretary?
Mom?
Over.
Secretary, secretary, secretary, secretary.
Pay me.
think you meant to type “exponentially increase”
I’m sure it’s just me, but in every picture I’ve seen of the smirking Taibbi, he looks like a child-toucher.
If my “child-toucher” you mean “Sloth from Goonies”, I totally agree.
Yeah I have aids but don’t tell the partners at my firm, they think I got these lesions from playing racquetball.
Andrew Beckett, Esq.
Philadelphia
Where are all the client’s A$$ rapings?
Oh, wait…
Where are all the client’s A$$ rapings?
Oh, wait…
I think you meant a petter ass…
Walter
I think you meant a petter ass…
Walter
I think you meant a petter ass…
Walter
You have your own “child-toucher”?
“Ok, can you show me on the doll where exactly Mr. Taibbi touched you, Jimmy?”
“Let the record show that Jimmy has pointed to the crotchal area of the doll. Yes, crotchal, its a technical term.”
that profile pic looks like he knows all about sexual assualt…
Porque this aide care?
*sigh*…precisely why I’m scared to comment. Tried to be funny..flopped in both humor and spelling. I’m not worthy. “If BY…”
nah that’s what Bess’s heart-to-heart phone calls are for
These motherfuckers have been ass raping the American taxpayer for years so turnabout is fair play. It won’t even take that many, just start with Mack.Mozillo,Lewis,Thain,Fuld. Just go all Khodorowsky on their asses and this shit WOULD stop overnight. You fucking Americans crack me up.
These motherfuckers have been ass raping the American taxpayer for years so turnabout is fair play. It won’t even take that many, just start with Mack.Mozillo,Lewis,Thain,Fuld. Just go all Khodorowsky on their asses and this shit WOULD stop overnight. You fucking Americans crack me up.
into a cup?
Excellent! You know we SHOULD hang out.
Khodorowsky?
Other than that I have no concerns.
Khodorowsky?
Other than that I have no concerns.
I’ll spell it any way I fucking want. Problem?
Go Back to Russia and eat shit
BL just wishes she had written Griftopia. ZING!
Ivy league f*ckface retard who couldn’t get a job in corporate America so he decided to pull on daddy’s strings and suck off a congressman. The only thing worse than investment bankers are idiot self-righteous politicians who don’t know jack shit about corporate, finance, or corporate finance.
Lame, MT, lame…
Oh, you got me.
NEWS=an angry aide spewing bullshit to a dickweed reporter with an axe to grind….only a matter of time before MT takes over for Jim Lehrer
In Soviet Russia, the taxpayer fucks you
Do I smell a Preet in here? Can we just start attacking him already?
It’s a quote from the movie Office Space, your anger should be at Mike Judge.