• 09 Feb 2011 at 2:20 PM

Former Goldman Sachs Analyst Weighs On The ‘Godzilla Of Stench’ That Emanates From Indian Men’s Houses

By Bess Levin

Remember JC Davies? She’s the woman who spent nearly a decade as an equity research analyst, first at ING Barings, then Goldman Sachs and finally RIM Securities, and then decided to write a book called Jungle Fever. In it Davies advises people to diversify their personal lives by dating people of all colors of the rainbow and proffers interesting pieces of information about different races she learned doing research in the field. Today she’s released a trailer for the book wherein three stereotypes are discussed in a mock-interview. They include: the size of Asian men’s packages, whether or not Indian guys and their homes smell like curry and what body type black men, who she calls “brothers,” go after.

Comments (42)

  1. 1
    Posted by John Thain | February 9, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    One day I’ll get the fever. You bet your ass I’ll get it.

  2. 2
    Posted by John Thain | February 9, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    One day I’ll get the fever. You bet your ass I’ll get it.

  3. 3
    Posted by John Thain | February 9, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    One day I’ll get the fever. You bet your ass I’ll get it.

  4. 4
    Posted by John Thain | February 9, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    One day I’ll get the fever. You bet your ass I’ll get it.

  5. 5
    Posted by John Thain | February 9, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    One day I’ll get the fever. You bet your ass I’ll get it.

  6. 6
    Posted by John Thain | February 9, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    One day I’ll get the fever. You bet your ass I’ll get it.

  7. 7
    Posted by John Thain | February 9, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    One day I’ll get the fever. You bet your ass I’ll get it.

  8. 8
    Posted by Seaman Bodine | February 9, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    Interesting how she leaves out what other female analysts smell like in the kitchen.

  9. 9
    Posted by Seaman Bodine | February 9, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    Interesting how she leaves out what other female analysts smell like in the kitchen.

  10. 10
    Posted by Seaman Bodine | February 9, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    Interesting how she leaves out what other female analysts smell like in the kitchen.

  11. 11
    Posted by Big Toe | February 9, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    Hey!!

  12. 12
    Posted by Big Toe | February 9, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    Hey!!

  13. 13
    Posted by AmericanBandersnatch | February 9, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    Emenates? I thought you was educated.

  14. 14
    Posted by AmericanBandersnatch | February 9, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    Emenates? I thought you was educated.

  15. 15
    Posted by AmericanBandersnatch | February 9, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    Emenates? I thought you was educated.

  16. 16
    Posted by AmericanBandersnatch | February 9, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    Emenates? I thought you was educated.

  17. 17
    Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    After watching that, I feel like someone took 2 pairs of pliers to my brain, ripped it open and then dumped the contents of 4 garbage trucks in it. Oh crap, now my eyes are bleeding too!

  18. 18
    Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2011 at 8:05 PM

    And I thought you weren’t a cranky bitch who loses it over a typo of one letter in one word.

  19. 19
    Posted by AmericanBandersnatch | February 9, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    Please accept my apologies Beth.

  20. 20
    Posted by Vickles | February 9, 2011 at 8:07 PM

    Eff you!

    - VP

  21. 21
    Posted by Confused Commenter | February 9, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    Furiously starts masturbating?

  22. 22
    Posted by Meatbone9 | February 9, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    Talk about a Black Liquor Tax….

  23. 23
    Posted by Guest | February 9, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    If you still haven’t got it yet, I’ll give it to you, SOB.

    - Ping

  24. 24
    Posted by Guest | February 9, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    If you still haven’t got it yet, I’ll give it to you, SOB.

    - Ping

  25. 25
    Posted by Guest | February 9, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    WTH and WTF?

  26. 26
    Posted by Guest | February 9, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    WTH and WTF?

  27. 27
    Posted by tseuG | February 9, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    I want to stab her to death and then play around with her blood.

  28. 28
    Posted by cobra | February 9, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    i bet she smells like a used-up old whore…

  29. 29
    Posted by cobra | February 9, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    i bet she smells like a used-up old whore…

  30. 30
    Posted by cobra | February 9, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    i.e tears, desperation and loneliness

  31. 31
    Posted by cobra | February 9, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    i.e tears, desperation and loneliness

  32. 32
    Posted by Guest | February 9, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    5-6 inches is the low end?

    Where do I stand then!

    - Guy with less than 5 inches

  33. 33
    Posted by Guest | February 9, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    5-6 inches is the low end?

    Where do I stand then!

    - Guy with less than 5 inches

  34. 34
    Posted by Guest | February 9, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    into a cup?

  35. 35
    Posted by Guest | February 9, 2011 at 9:35 PM

    That’s what you get for wearing North Face.

  36. 36
    Posted by Guest | February 9, 2011 at 9:35 PM

    That’s what you get for wearing North Face.

  37. 37
    Posted by Guest | February 9, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    I may be less than low end down there, but I wield a big marker.

    - as opposed to Pong

  38. 38
    Posted by Wong | February 9, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    why is my wong not long

    -wong

  39. 39
    Posted by Cheap Publicity Bitch | February 9, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    i think my cu$% smells of fresh curry

    - Author

  40. 40
    Posted by The Magic of Eyeliner | February 10, 2011 at 12:24 AM

    Am I the only one having a hard time reconciling JC’s before and after looks?

  41. 41
    Posted by Hunglikejesus | February 10, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    LaDouche there utterly overshadows any potentially dubious content.

  42. 42
    Posted by Guest | February 10, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    Brennan: That’s right Mr. Doback.
    Robert: Call me Robert.
    Brennan: That’s right, Robin.

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