Her mom.
As mentioned yesterday, our personal theory for why Mark Sanchez got involved with a 17 year-old high school girl from Greenwich named Eliza Kruger was that he was looking for a one stop shop when it came to banging a chick who just got her license and unparalleled advice on where to invest his money. Sanchez was able to find the whole package in Kruger, whose father is Greenwich Capital founder and Five Mile Capital partner Konrad “Chip” Kruger. Today brings news that this love story was even more of a family affair than we’d previously thought.
The rich, preppy Connecticut mom of 17-year-old Eliza Kruger — who said she “hooked up” with star Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez after meeting him at a Manhattan nightclub — “likes to party” on occasion with her sexy daughter, sources said yesterday.
“Eliza has been going to clubs since she was 15, sometimes with her mom,” blond Greenwich divorcée Marie McCormick Kruger, a night life source told The Post. “A lot of the club guys in the city know her mom well,” the source said.
It is also noted in Konrad and Marie’s divorce papers that MK “slept with her rowing coach,” which possibly means she has a thing for anyone involved in sports organizations and encouraged her daughter to go for the Jets QB to get an in with Rex Ryan.
think Sanchez got any threesome action???
I’d hit ‘em both
I heard she encouraged her daughter to go for the Jets QB to get an in with Cromartie in hopes of getting a piece of that paycheck for the next 18 years.
it’s well documented: the path to rex’s heart isn’t through sanchez
Keeping your sex life out of the Post is the NKI.
good from far, far from good
Cougar attack! Hisssssss!
Many women get into rowing when they hear the sport has a coxswain.
Sleeping with the rowing coach explains how she caught crabs.
-guy who likes rowing jokes
Sleeping with the rowing coach explains how she caught crabs.
-guy who likes rowing jokes
wait, the mom has a foot fetish too?
wait, the mom has a foot fetish too?
This girl gonna go to Duke or start a whole new trend at another school?
This girl gonna go to Duke or start a whole new trend at another school?
I don’t need the whole package deal. Konrad’s son alone will suffice.
- Ping
One time I had to shop lift meat for a toga party at the frat house and I got the cashier to come to the party. Later I found out she was 13. It could happen to any of us.
Underage is the nuovo killing it, no? Bunga, bunga.
Silvio Berlusconi
Underage is the nuovo killing it, no? Bunga, bunga.
Silvio Berlusconi
If it doesn’t work out with Mark, give me a buzz.
- Revis
http://www.didthecavswinlastnight.com/
The pictures of her that are coming out are getting progressively hotter.
http://www.dailynewspaper.us/eliza-kruger-s-e-x-update-126972-123
Why would this story make you need to take a shower? You either need to take a shower or you don’t.
- guy who wouldn’t mind showering with her
“Night Life Source” = Kouwe
It was already posted, she is being heavily recruited by Amherst. They like their girls a little sassy; a little edgy.
Its the truth.
Dude, I had 5-10 girls like this every night, chief.
- Nails
WAIT A SECOND, why did Serena’s mom have that creepy looking teacher falsely accused of rape or whatever for allegedly fucking her daughter but mark is spraying the face of some chubby hedge fund princess and no one bats an eye? hopefully blair makes eliza move to brooklyn.
WAIT A SECOND, why did Serena’s mom have that creepy looking teacher falsely accused of rape or whatever for allegedly fucking her daughter but mark is spraying the face of some chubby hedge fund princess and no one bats an eye? hopefully blair makes eliza move to brooklyn.
WAIT A SECOND, why did Serena’s mom have that creepy looking teacher falsely accused of rape or whatever for allegedly fucking her daughter but mark is spraying the face of some chubby hedge fund princess and no one bats an eye? hopefully blair makes eliza move to brooklyn.
How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
too cliche. please try harder next time.
too cliche. please try harder next time.
too cliche. please try harder next time.
too cliche. please try harder next time.
too cliche. please try harder next time.
too cliche. please try harder next time.
Isn’t that dailynewspaper link showing a pic of Sienna Miller not the girl?
Isn’t that dailynewspaper link showing a pic of Sienna Miller not the girl?
Isn’t that dailynewspaper link showing a pic of Sienna Miller not the girl?
Having a remarkable resemblance to Lilo is the NKI
Having a remarkable resemblance to Lilo is the NKI
Having a remarkable resemblance to Lilo is the NKI
Having a remarkable resemblance to Lilo is the NKI
Having a remarkable resemblance to Lilo is the NKI
Recruited for what? The sex team?
Marie: “So Mark, let me ask you a question, have you ever sat on your hand until it goes numb and then masterbated? It’s called a ‘stranger’. Have you ever given yourself a ‘stranger’?
Mark: “Ummm..yyyeaahhh from time to time.”
Marie: “Well not anymore you’re not…because you’re going to plow my daughter.”
That’s more effort than it’s worth considering the money they already have.
The men of Harvard love ladies like Eliza and her mother.
hot groupies were a bit of an anomaly, but when i’d find out about a 9 or 10 being tossed around by a certain team it would always puzzle me. maybe im just jelly i wasn’t good enough to play D1 athletics, and thus never had the benefit of having a plethora of 18-22 y/o girls wanting to fuck me….. because i played a sport nobody really cared about? so bizarre.
hot groupies were a bit of an anomaly, but when i’d find out about a 9 or 10 being tossed around by a certain team it would always puzzle me. maybe im just jelly i wasn’t good enough to play D1 athletics, and thus never had the benefit of having a plethora of 18-22 y/o girls wanting to fuck me….. because i played a sport nobody really cared about? so bizarre.
Why do we even give a rat’s ass which 17-year-old Mark (I wanna be Joe Namath) Sanchez is going after? It’s New York City, it’s the world of big money, spoiled debutantes, perverse moneywankers and Lloyd Blankfein.
I think I saw both of them double team some dude on the Bang Bus.
True Story
touché
Daddy issues AND Mommy issues? Total package right there.
Synchronized Swimming? Fencing? Squash?
I think he meant any sport at Columbia
Mmmmm some fucking & punching.
Just bend over the skank……
was on the train from stamford into nyc yesterday around 3:30 picked up a bunch of GHS girls, who immediately told all the (other) hedge fund fuckers that inquired that shit chic’s been running around school saying she’s sanchez girlfriend for weeks
Crawl back in your shell . . .
Seems the overrated Jets QB even checks down with his women.
6/10
Seems the overrated Jets QB even checks down with his women.
6/10
Seems the overrated Jets QB even checks down with his women.
6/10
Seems the overrated Jets QB even checks down with his women.
6/10
Seems the overrated Jets QB even checks down with his women.
6/10
I thought I was the only one who loves him some fuck punching.
glorious lowdown, ace.
glorious lowdown, ace.
just don’t give them your Chase debit card, Mark.
just don’t give them your Chase debit card, Mark.
Was there punching too?
Was there punching too?
Was there punching too?
Eliza, keep smoking. Those cigs are doing wonders. Looking better every photo.
- Guy who knows her mom WELL
Eliza, keep smoking. Those cigs are doing wonders. Looking better every photo.
- Guy who knows her mom WELL
Eliza, keep smoking. Those cigs are doing wonders. Looking better every photo.
- Guy who knows her mom WELL
“You know I’m 17, right?” Eliza recounted in her first conversation with Sanchez.
The quarterback reportedly replied: “Well, we can still talk, but I can’t see you until you’re 18,”
But Eliza countered: “17 is legal in New York.”
“You know I’m 17, right?” Eliza recounted in her first conversation with Sanchez.
The quarterback reportedly replied: “Well, we can still talk, but I can’t see you until you’re 18,”
But Eliza countered: “17 is legal in New York.”
“You know I’m 17, right?” Eliza recounted in her first conversation with Sanchez.
The quarterback reportedly replied: “Well, we can still talk, but I can’t see you until you’re 18,”
But Eliza countered: “17 is legal in New York.”
Golden shower?
Golden shower?
Golden shower?
You know, this kind of smothering is not good for a child’s development. One day she’s going to get tired of her mom telling her who she can and can not fuck. And when she’s had enough, she’ll start sucking the cock she wants in her mouth. Not the one her mom chose for her. And it may not be the quarterback’s cock, it may not even be the kicker’s cock, but it’ll be a cock she chose. Like maybe the water boy. Or maybe even the groundskeeper, if she so chooses.
You know, this kind of smothering is not good for a child’s development. One day she’s going to get tired of her mom telling her who she can and can not fuck. And when she’s had enough, she’ll start sucking the cock she wants in her mouth. Not the one her mom chose for her. And it may not be the quarterback’s cock, it may not even be the kicker’s cock, but it’ll be a cock she chose. Like maybe the water boy. Or maybe even the groundskeeper, if she so chooses.
You know, this kind of smothering is not good for a child’s development. One day she’s going to get tired of her mom telling her who she can and can not fuck. And when she’s had enough, she’ll start sucking the cock she wants in her mouth. Not the one her mom chose for her. And it may not be the quarterback’s cock, it may not even be the kicker’s cock, but it’ll be a cock she chose. Like maybe the water boy. Or maybe even the groundskeeper, if she so chooses.
You know, this kind of smothering is not good for a child’s development. One day she’s going to get tired of her mom telling her who she can and can not fuck. And when she’s had enough, she’ll start sucking the cock she wants in her mouth. Not the one her mom chose for her. And it may not be the quarterback’s cock, it may not even be the kicker’s cock, but it’ll be a cock she chose. Like maybe the water boy. Or maybe even the groundskeeper, if she so chooses.
Go on and get them out.
Go on and get them out.
Go on and get them out.
Pics of mom?
Too old, both of em.
it probably doesnt help that youre a dude who uses the word jelly. just sayin’
I’ll be waitin’ in me shed….
- Willy
“A lot of the club guys in the city know her mom well,” – I’m thinking the word “know” should have cartoonishly huge quotes around it.
Thinking the word is spelled “nouvo” is the nouveau killing it.
I see what you did there
- guy who knows about the biblical sense of things
Yup, several DB articles and a couple hundred comments and nobody’s batting an eye.
Also, have you been following GG this season? I think Dan and Blair are gonna accidentally fuck.
lettuce be cereal….. my use of jelly had nothing to do with my lack of groupies. i had groupies they just weren’t quality. asian fobs typically. and once you’ve had one Yung Ho you’ve had em all.
i can’t really sit through a full 60 minutes of the show, but i manage to know some of the plot lines. it’s honestly not that entertaining. BUT “chuck bass all scenes” episode clips on youtube are potent hilarity.
essa è l’italiano idiota
A threesome work out with the father and son. You need to bring two markers (three ?), though.
Whats the difference between jam and jelly?
It’s raining giant fuzzy caterpillars in Greenwich!!
“nobody batting an eye” was tongue in cheek, ….. you know, because i was comparing a salacious news story about a 24 year old quarterback banging a girl before home room to a television show plot.
“nobody batting an eye” was tongue in cheek, ….. you know, because i was comparing a salacious news story about a 24 year old quarterback banging a girl before home room to a television show plot.
“nobody batting an eye” was tongue in cheek, ….. you know, because i was comparing a salacious news story about a 24 year old quarterback banging a girl before home room to a television show plot.
getting it into the post has been and always will be KI
She looks kinda like Han Solo traveling about Hoth on his Tauntaun in The Empire Strikes back when he goes out into the snow in search of Luke after he got bitchslapped by the Wampa.
-Guy who doesn’t know why he knows the proper names of Star Wars creatures
How does it feel to be an assh*le, Niedermeyer?
How does it feel to be an assh*le, Niedermeyer?
Computer programmer? computer magazine columnist? something with computers?
Computer programmer? computer magazine columnist? something with computers?
French Lehman quant?
French Lehman quant?
French Lehman quant?
I was thinking the same thing. “know” and “well”
- Guy who ‘knows’ her mom ‘well’
I was thinking the same thing. “know” and “well”
- Guy who ‘knows’ her mom ‘well’
I was thinking the same thing. “know” and “well”
- Guy who ‘knows’ her mom ‘well’
I was thinking the same thing. “know” and “well”
- Guy who ‘knows’ her mom ‘well’
I was thinking the same thing. “know” and “well”
- Guy who ‘knows’ her mom ‘well’
I see what you did there.
–Mon Mothma
Or Mommy’s Rowing Instructor?
I feel your pain.
Gasbag wants to show the mom his Italian sausage.
I suppose she’d have no problem wearing one of Mark’s jackets, but I doubt she’d fit into one of OURS.
- Moncler sales rep
Know how everyone knows you’re gay?
SocGen risk mgmt
the ability to recognize a moncler jacket says you might be a decently looking girl. signing “moncler sales rep” says….guy who reads his girlfriends fashion mags from time to time and was making a joke?
Is that you kettle?
Her dad’s profile on BBG indicates he went to Trinity. So he’s obviously very smart. He probably knows the Martignettis. But… Shocker, his picture suggests he contributed the funds and Eliza’s mother the talent. Having your daughter occuppy the last BBG news link to your profile in nine years is the NKI.
Her dad’s profile on BBG indicates he went to Trinity. So he’s obviously very smart. He probably knows the Martignettis. But… Shocker, his picture suggests he contributed the funds and Eliza’s mother the talent. Having your daughter occuppy the last BBG news link to your profile in nine years is the NKI.
Ms. Davies would be proud.
The father is about 30 years older than the Martignettis brothers. And while there seems to be a suggestion that his/his wife’s parenting leaves something to be desired, I’m not sure you’ve got much of a case on him being an idiot.
100% agreement with your last statement, however.
Train from Stamford into NYC? Was it really crowded and running with doors open?
I cant jelly my c*ck in Eliza’s mouth
Respect.
-The Joke Briefer
Man who backs into pantry has ass in jam.
Man who backs into pantry has ass in jam.
Wankin’ fuckin’ bankers!
You know what Mark Sanchez and Billy Graham have in common? Both can cause 60,000 people in a stadium to jump up and shout “Jesus Christ!!”
“…his/his wife’s parenting leaves something to be desired…”
Bess wins the understatement prize for this thread.
cause we saw them blowing each other? watching crappy =! gay
other than that I have no concerns.
Next to me and Bess, she’d probably be the hottest girl at Amherst. Have you seen its female population?
Next to me and Bess, she’d probably be the hottest girl at Amherst. Have you seen its female population?
Sleeping with the rowing coach is so backward.
– Etiquette Quant
Sleeping with the rowing coach is so backward.
– Etiquette Quant
He went to Trinity so obviously he’s very smart? You’re clearly not from Connecticut.
He went to Trinity so obviously he’s very smart? You’re clearly not from Connecticut.
Ooo, yeah, take what I said and make several leaps in logic (he went to
Trinity therefore he obviously must be smart, something I categorically did
not say). Love it when you do that.
Let me break it down for you: I’m well-aware of the stereo-typical Trinity
fuck-up (even though, gasp, I’m not from CT!). Seems, however, that Kruger
was able to overcome what you believe is a lack of intelligence to found a
pretty successful company. But yeah. He’s gotta be a retard.
Way to whip him Bess!!! We from NJ dont give a F*ck bout no pussy Trinity CT preppies! Dont step to Morris/Essex/Union County NJ less you want to get smacked the f*ck up!
why is there no reference to dirty sanchez yet?
i’d totally wipe my shit on her lip
why is there no reference to dirty sanchez yet?
i’d totally wipe my shit on her lip
That’s surprising. I heard Amherst was the USC of the east.
That’s surprising. I heard Amherst was the USC of the east.
Poor girl. (sarcasm intended)
She is now branded as a slore. Daddy can not bail her out of this.
–Guy who wanted to point out the obvious
Poor girl. (sarcasm intended)
She is now branded as a slore. Daddy can not bail her out of this.
–Guy who wanted to point out the obvious
Poor girl. (sarcasm intended)
She is now branded as a slore. Daddy can not bail her out of this.
–Guy who wanted to point out the obvious
Poor girl. (sarcasm intended)
She is now branded as a slore. Daddy can not bail her out of this.
–Guy who wanted to point out the obvious
there have been about 398 since yesterday’s story, but thanks for playing.
also, you’re gross.
there have been about 398 since yesterday’s story, but thanks for playing.
also, you’re gross.
there have been about 398 since yesterday’s story, but thanks for playing.
also, you’re gross.
Amherst? I’d like to have a “Little Three”-way with her…
She just wants to be bent over
Jeez, cut her some slack-she’s in high school for gods sake…
yeah she really seems like she needs some slack
the girl in the picture is sienna miller.
because it’s creepy and gross (the mom being there/being cool w her daughter fucking a 24 yo)?
- guy who doesn’t need to be a mind reader to know why bess said the story makes her need to take a shower
you are slipping
The only slack she needs is in her jaw as she does the hard work of servicing the Jets starting line.
way too funny … is Stevie Cohen involved ???
way too funny … is Stevie Cohen involved ???
Lindsay Lohan ????
Bess, you were right – I was just being a wise-a$$ about the Trinity alum part; Guest@4:51 clearly didn’t get it although it wasn’t the clearest. And obviously there’s some age gap between KK and the Brinkley team. KK did very well at NatWest and beyond. For some reason reading this again (probably because it’s quoted too frequently on the desk by the older crew), that part from the Princess Bride popped into my head: “You’ve beaten my giant, which means you’re obviously exceptionally strong.” Terrible sequitur.
Sovereign Bank reg reporting
Sovereign Bank reg reporting
Sovereign Bank reg reporting
The Mom is way hotter than the daughter…and great in bed…I know. :)
Trinity is an asshole factory and not as highly thought of as the alums would have you believe.
Pix and proof please.
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