She’s part of the former Treasury Secretary’s reading material this month.

“We Russians, you know, we know all the secrets, but I didn’t know I was landing on the cover of Sports Illustrated, and it was so surprising to me,” Irina Shayk said. “I was in shock; I was crying.”
Earlier: Hank “Sometimes locked myself in the bathroom with Sports Illustrated to relax”

furiously masturbating.
So its ok to start? I never know.
/furiously unzips
Fake lips
Fake boobies
Fake vagine?
They sure dont make broads the way they used to………
~ Slick Willy Clinton
I’d like to check her oil………..
~ Guy who likes checking Russian broads for oil
Hank rhymes with Yank…..Just saying……
I’m with #1, its moving all over the place….
Too Brighton Beach, didn’t read.
i approve!
-B. Roethlisberger
Irina.Shayk@SI.com, IShayk@sportsillustrated.com, I_Shayk@SI.ru….
…goddammit
I r ina. I see what you did there.
-Guy who is good with names
I r ina. I see what you did there.
-Guy who is good with names
I r ina. I see what you did there.
-Guy who is good with names
Those tits will get old. Eventually. But not for a loooong time yet
Those tits will get old. Eventually. But not for a loooong time yet
Those tits will get old. Eventually. But not for a loooong time yet
into a cup?
into a cup?
into a cup?
….and that was the second time I woke up with a bottle of Pinot Grigio shoved up my ass.
….and that was the second time I woke up with a bottle of Pinot Grigio shoved up my ass.
SI doesn’t roll like that. everything done post-shoot in adobe
Bar Refaeli > Irina Shayk
-Reformed Jew
Bar Refaeli > Irina Shayk
-Reformed Jew
Bar Refaeli > Irina Shayk
-Reformed Jew
Red flag!
- Hillary Rodham Clinton
Red flag!
- Hillary Rodham Clinton
Red flag!
- Hillary Rodham Clinton
Some possible anagrams for Irina Shayk:
Sharia Inky
A Rakish Yin
A Hairs Inky
A Hairy Skin
A Hairy Sink
A Hairy Inks
A Hanky Iris
A Airy Knish
A Yank Irish
I wish this woman i had when i was living in Russia. My wife, she is worst cook in all of Petropavlovsk! Day after day it is borsk for breakfast, borsk for lunch, borsk for dinner! is always same thing! i say to her “Svetlana, man can not live on borsk alone!” is too much to ask for occasional bear meat pie or goat and beet stew? I work all day long in barrel factory, and come home so hungry i could eat a thousand kilos of boar meat! when we are first married she is greatest bear hunter in all of Petropavlovsk, she kill so many bear, in village they call her Lobanov-Rostovsky which loosely translates to “the killer of many bearcubs who feels no sadness for their mothers”. My brother Mikhail, he is very wise, he says woman is most beautiful when she is dragging bear corpse into home. Long ago she is very attractive woman, built like American actress Rosie O’Donnel, years later she is all bones and skin from too much borsk. It is unpleasant to have relations. Perhaps if she have boobs like soviet lady she would cook me a “creamy tuna casserole”, then maybe i not leave her in russia with children and come to America, and she would not be killed by bear! Hahaha! Alas, is not possible to go backwards in time to deliver boobs.
I wish this woman i had when i was living in Russia. My wife, she is worst cook in all of Petropavlovsk! Day after day it is borsk for breakfast, borsk for lunch, borsk for dinner! is always same thing! i say to her “Svetlana, man can not live on borsk alone!” is too much to ask for occasional bear meat pie or goat and beet stew? I work all day long in barrel factory, and come home so hungry i could eat a thousand kilos of boar meat! when we are first married she is greatest bear hunter in all of Petropavlovsk, she kill so many bear, in village they call her Lobanov-Rostovsky which loosely translates to “the killer of many bearcubs who feels no sadness for their mothers”. My brother Mikhail, he is very wise, he says woman is most beautiful when she is dragging bear corpse into home. Long ago she is very attractive woman, built like American actress Rosie O’Donnel, years later she is all bones and skin from too much borsk. It is unpleasant to have relations. Perhaps if she have boobs like soviet lady she would cook me a “creamy tuna casserole”, then maybe i not leave her in russia with children and come to America, and she would not be killed by bear! Hahaha! Alas, is not possible to go backwards in time to deliver boobs.
I wish this woman i had when i was living in Russia. My wife, she is worst cook in all of Petropavlovsk! Day after day it is borsk for breakfast, borsk for lunch, borsk for dinner! is always same thing! i say to her “Svetlana, man can not live on borsk alone!” is too much to ask for occasional bear meat pie or goat and beet stew? I work all day long in barrel factory, and come home so hungry i could eat a thousand kilos of boar meat! when we are first married she is greatest bear hunter in all of Petropavlovsk, she kill so many bear, in village they call her Lobanov-Rostovsky which loosely translates to “the killer of many bearcubs who feels no sadness for their mothers”. My brother Mikhail, he is very wise, he says woman is most beautiful when she is dragging bear corpse into home. Long ago she is very attractive woman, built like American actress Rosie O’Donnel, years later she is all bones and skin from too much borsk. It is unpleasant to have relations. Perhaps if she have boobs like soviet lady she would cook me a “creamy tuna casserole”, then maybe i not leave her in russia with children and come to America, and she would not be killed by bear! Hahaha! Alas, is not possible to go backwards in time to deliver boobs.
I wish this woman i had when i was living in Russia. My wife, she is worst cook in all of Petropavlovsk! Day after day it is borsk for breakfast, borsk for lunch, borsk for dinner! is always same thing! i say to her “Svetlana, man can not live on borsk alone!” is too much to ask for occasional bear meat pie or goat and beet stew? I work all day long in barrel factory, and come home so hungry i could eat a thousand kilos of boar meat! when we are first married she is greatest bear hunter in all of Petropavlovsk, she kill so many bear, in village they call her Lobanov-Rostovsky which loosely translates to “the killer of many bearcubs who feels no sadness for their mothers”. My brother Mikhail, he is very wise, he says woman is most beautiful when she is dragging bear corpse into home. Long ago she is very attractive woman, built like American actress Rosie O’Donnel, years later she is all bones and skin from too much borsk. It is unpleasant to have relations. Perhaps if she have boobs like soviet lady she would cook me a “creamy tuna casserole”, then maybe i not leave her in russia with children and come to America, and she would not be killed by bear! Hahaha! Alas, is not possible to go backwards in time to deliver boobs.
I wish this woman i had when i was living in Russia. My wife, she is worst cook in all of Petropavlovsk! Day after day it is borsk for breakfast, borsk for lunch, borsk for dinner! is always same thing! i say to her “Svetlana, man can not live on borsk alone!” is too much to ask for occasional bear meat pie or goat and beet stew? I work all day long in barrel factory, and come home so hungry i could eat a thousand kilos of boar meat! when we are first married she is greatest bear hunter in all of Petropavlovsk, she kill so many bear, in village they call her Lobanov-Rostovsky which loosely translates to “the killer of many bearcubs who feels no sadness for their mothers”. My brother Mikhail, he is very wise, he says woman is most beautiful when she is dragging bear corpse into home. Long ago she is very attractive woman, built like American actress Rosie O’Donnel, years later she is all bones and skin from too much borsk. It is unpleasant to have relations. Perhaps if she have boobs like soviet lady she would cook me a “creamy tuna casserole”, then maybe i not leave her in russia with children and come to America, and she would not be killed by bear! Hahaha! Alas, is not possible to go backwards in time to deliver boobs.
I wish this woman i had when i was living in Russia. My wife, she is worst cook in all of Petropavlovsk! Day after day it is borsk for breakfast, borsk for lunch, borsk for dinner! is always same thing! i say to her “Svetlana, man can not live on borsk alone!” is too much to ask for occasional bear meat pie or goat and beet stew? I work all day long in barrel factory, and come home so hungry i could eat a thousand kilos of boar meat! when we are first married she is greatest bear hunter in all of Petropavlovsk, she kill so many bear, in village they call her Lobanov-Rostovsky which loosely translates to “the killer of many bearcubs who feels no sadness for their mothers”. My brother Mikhail, he is very wise, he says woman is most beautiful when she is dragging bear corpse into home. Long ago she is very attractive woman, built like American actress Rosie O’Donnel, years later she is all bones and skin from too much borsk. It is unpleasant to have relations. Perhaps if she have boobs like soviet lady she would cook me a “creamy tuna casserole”, then maybe i not leave her in russia with children and come to America, and she would not be killed by bear! Hahaha! Alas, is not possible to go backwards in time to deliver boobs.
too old
I’m really feeling the Asperger’s in this thread…
I’d ruin her Thursday night any night!
She’d only have to say no, once, for me to force myself on her.
She’d only have to say no, once, for me to force myself on her.
All in a day’s work.
All in a day’s work.
All in a day’s work.
All in a day’s work.
All in a day’s work.
Whoa, make sure you check for TV equipment first.
-Dave Kiely
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida…..honey…..
My wand would look like a ‘baseball bat in a garbage can’ in between those giant balloons.
~ guy who thinks he’s adequate until he watches youporn.com
In Soviet Russia, meat beats you.
in capitalist Russia, > mean <
in capitalist Russia, > mean <
in capitalist Russia, > mean <
in capitalist Russia, > mean <
So this is the kind of reading going down in the Christian Science reading room. I’m converting!
So this is the kind of reading going down in the Christian Science reading room. I’m converting!
So this is the kind of reading going down in the Christian Science reading room. I’m converting!
So this is the kind of reading going down in the Christian Science reading room. I’m converting!
I would drink her bath water
That is definitely sex swing suspended above the trading floor slam piece material.
Agreed.
M. Sanchez
CC – if you’re looking for side work, well-respected and reliable news sources report some opportunities in the equestrian field, and they even stole your tagline:
http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/breaking-vets-rush-to-masturbate-dying-racehorse-t,19182/
I’m feeling something else
/movement to and fro
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