Like most of you, we like our Jamie Dimon right where we can see him- in our direct line of vision, running JPMorgan, sticking up for banks, going on dates with Lloyd and just being his generally passionate boy-toy CEO self. We can’t imagine JPMorgan without him and don’t want to. In fact, there’s only one other position we’d rather see him in, and that’s running his own bar ‘n grill. Unlike most fantasies, this isn’t one we conjured up with ourselves but rather one that actually came from JD, via his wife, who said a couple years back that one dream of her husband’s was to “open his own restaurant and turning himself into Sam Malone of Cheers.” All we did was flesh the thing out, by picking a venue (the basement of the old Bear Stearns building) and coming up with some fun gimmicks, like $2 dollar shot night. Well, apparently we can put our plans on ice, because today our dream was shattered and not gently.
Dimon, a Democrat, also downplayed persistent speculation he might leave JPMorgan to go into the political arena.
“I love what I do. I want to be here. I want to stay,” he said. “I’m not going into politics and I’m not opening a restaurant.”
Whatever. Like we care.
alas his cougar knowledge will probably stay put too
Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got…
Fact: The only position Bess wants to see JD in is shackled to her 4 post bed.
Of course having to successfully navigate around 537 shitheads in Washington, DC that spend like drunken sailors is nothing like being in politics or a running a bar.
Fact: The Besser seems more like a Sleigh Bed kinda girl.
Who will be Norm and Cliff?
Who will be Norm and Cliff?
Who will be Norm and Cliff?
JD’s house bubbly would probably be Andre.
JD’s house bubbly would probably be Andre.
JD’s house bubbly would probably be Andre.
with King Cobra and St. Ides on tap
with King Cobra and St. Ides on tap
NORM!!!!
(looking at picture): *unzips pants and starts masturbating furiously*
Hmm… these two facts are not mutually exclusive. She just has really long chains that run to the feet of the bed.
into a cup?
Why do chicks find Jamie Dimon so attractive? I’d like to hear a woman explain this
Why do chicks find Jamie Dimon so attractive? I’d like to hear a woman explain this
Because he makes more money than you
Bess,
I don’t think you should ask Pee Wee Herman for help in him picking out the venue for the bar is no good – - “the basement of the old Bear Stearns building” – - cuz there isn’t one!
- – Guy who liked Pee Wee’s Big Adventure Movie
Fact: JD stops by Bess’ apartment every Wednesday evening when he’s supposedly “working late.” Fact: her patent-leather boots are always amazingly shiny Thursday mornings. Fact: JD seems visibly uncomfortable in Thursday-AM meetings, squirming on his seat throughout.
Cliff would be Ken Lewis and Norm could be Loyd B.
They are talking about Looks….dumb dumb