• 25 Feb 2011 at 3:58 PM

Lloyd Blankfein Wasn’t The Only One Getting Down To ‘Poker Face’ This Week

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Steve Cohen apparently also enjoyed himself some Gaga at the Garden, until the incompetents staffing the place nearly made him the victim of identity theft.

“My buddy was at the Lady Gaga concert the other night; put his credit card down and they ended up giving him back Cohen’s card and ID. He was calling up SAC to tell him he had the card and they finally sent a courier to come get it, after they interrogated him like was KSM.”

As they well should. Let’s not even speculate as to what happened to the guy who mixed up the cards.

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Comments (8)

  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | February 25, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    Colbert Report redux?

    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/368529/december-14-2010/goldman-sachs-lawyers-want-buckley-t–ratchford-s-card-back

  2. 2
    Posted by Anonymous | February 25, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    Colbert Report redux?

    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/368529/december-14-2010/goldman-sachs-lawyers-want-buckley-t–ratchford-s-card-back

  3. 3
    Posted by Anonymous | February 25, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    Colbert Report redux?

    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/368529/december-14-2010/goldman-sachs-lawyers-want-buckley-t–ratchford-s-card-back

  4. 4
    Posted by Mrs G | February 26, 2011 at 12:11 AM

    Hey Jersey Boy. Screw Colbert. Look at what Dick Grasso wrote yesterday about everybody’s favorite punk. Now this is funny!

    Dickgrasso Yesterday 04:10 PM

    WOW – Now that is amazing. The dumbest man in journalism today; the ACE from PACE; the man whose greatest writing was done with a can of spray paint in the Bronx; the man who has been confirmed to have a prediction batting average lower than his weight; the man who takes credit for breaking every story on the planet even when he is frequently wrong and/or isn’t first either; the man who was fired from CNBC due to his abrasive persona and slimy methods; the man who authored the Sellout but could not Sellout despite CNBC promoting the heck out of it. That guy has the audacity to criticise somebody who actually has an intellect, a solid track record and some guts.

  5. 5
    Posted by Lindsey | February 26, 2011 at 1:02 AM

    This should have been the easiest way to get a job at SAC ever.

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | February 27, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    don’t kid yourself, you would still need to bend over backwards Lindsey

    - Steve

  7. 7
    Posted by resume help | February 28, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    i always knew that we shouldn’t trust credit cards. see, it can make a mess

  8. 8
    Posted by Guest | February 28, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    pics or didn’t happen.

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