• 23 Feb 2011 at 9:45 AM

Ponzi Schemer’s Wife May Salvage Life With Job At Scores

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Diane Passage is the wife of accused Ponzi schemer Kenneth Starr, who last fall announced that while she’s not technically (or at all) single, she’s out there and ready to mingle with men who are not currently in jail awaiting sentencing for white collar crimes (she also noted that while husband number one is a millionaire, she’s looking for a billionaire when it comes to the new guy). In addition, she’s looking to keep herself busy by becoming a reality TV star, on a show that follows women who work as pole dancers.

Though it’s been a few years since she actually got paid to dance, producers say that’s not a problem.

A rep for Scores Media Group confirmed, “We auditioned 40 girls today. One was Diane, but there are only five spots on the show, which is about life behind the velvet curtain. We were auditioning girls who currently or formerly worked for Scores. If Diane gets the role, she’d have to work at Scores New York. They’ll be filmed at work, but there will be no nudity. There will also be footage of the girls going about their daily lives.”

Passage Back To Strip Pole [NYP]

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Comments (20)

  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | February 23, 2011 at 3:20 PM

    Still would rather watch Jersey Shore…

  2. 2
    Posted by CoveredLong | February 23, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    Stopped reading after: “…but there will be no nudity”

  3. 3
    Posted by CoveredLong | February 23, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    Stopped reading after: “…but there will be no nudity”

  4. 4
    Posted by Lowly Balistic | February 23, 2011 at 3:31 PM

    That barbed wire on her arm snagged my face thrice.

  5. 5
    Posted by PoleSmoking | February 23, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    It didn’t move
    -Ping

  6. 6
    Posted by Kosta | February 23, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    She does have a hot body and some charisma, I must admit…

  7. 7
    Posted by Guest | February 23, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    The arm band tattoo leads me to believe she has a career in MMA waiting for her

  8. 8
    Posted by Guest | February 23, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    Note to self: add to manager due diligence checklist – yes or no, does the manager’s wife have a barbed wire on her arm?

  9. 9
    Posted by Mini Driver | February 23, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    Why is she wearing a seatbelt?

  10. 10
    Posted by Guest | February 23, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    Is this career move a default decision a result of some proprosed legislation by Harry Reid?

  11. 11
    Posted by Bill Clinton | February 23, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    Finally my chance to get to back at Ken Starr

  12. 12
    Posted by Flaunt | February 23, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    I’d throw meat up in that.

  13. 13
    Posted by AmericanBandersnatch | February 23, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    I’ve always liked classy girls.

  14. 14
    Posted by Guest | February 23, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    Is she doing the robot in that picture?

  15. 15
    Posted by 14 Thousand Footer | February 23, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    This is relevant to my interests.

    -Lew Pie

  16. 16
    Posted by HeroinBobWasa7thLevelMagicUser | February 23, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    -Lou Pai?

    But, I’ll still say +1 for the vague Enron reference.

  17. 17
    Posted by Joe | February 23, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    NN dancing at scores is the NKI

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    Barbed wire tat = Va Tech sorority initiation requirement.

    - M. Vick

  19. 19
    Posted by Jimmy Cayne | February 23, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    Fag.

  20. 20
    Posted by trojan | February 23, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    initially read that as “We auctioned 40 girls today.”

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