Earlier this week, we did a little bit of analysis on behalf of Denny’s largest shareholders (including BlackRock, Wellington Management, State Street, GAMCO, Citigroup, Two Sigma, and AQR) to help them decide whether or not they should increase their stakes in DENN on account of a physical altercation that took place between a couple patrons (our findings said yes). For those who missed it, let’s review the tape.
At the time, reports noted that the scene above started when one group of diners, finding themselves sans syrup, asked the table over if they could borrow theirs, which resulted in the response, “Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me!” and the above mêlée. The police report, however, tells another tale, one which is not entirely clear but seems to involve the respective parties all being at the same bar and independently making the decision to head to Denny’s, cutting each other off on the road en route.
According to a Chicopee Police Department report, the male and female brawlers (whose names were redacted from the document) had departed the Maximum Capacity bar when their respective cars were involved in several vehicular confrontations. The fighters, as it turned out, were all headed to the chain restaurant. “Both vehicles arrived at Denny’s at the same time and words were exchanged in the parking lot,” cops noted.
Inside, it wasn’t long before punches began flying. A Denny’s manager told investigators “that he observed an argument outside between the aforementioned parties.”
Cops: Maple Syrup Not Cause Of Denny’s Brawl [TSG]
Denny’s Brawl Police Report [TSG]
America’s finest
America’s finest
America’s finest
pancake tits…
pancake tits…
it moved.
-guy who gets turned on by syrup wrestling and doesn’t bother to read the whole story
it moved.
-guy who gets turned on by syrup wrestling and doesn’t bother to read the whole story
People helping people…gotta love the bystanders.
People helping people…gotta love the bystanders.
People helping people…gotta love the bystanders.
These fine Americans brought you Hope and Change. So proud.
there’s a funny joke in here involving this video, those two traders fighting, and UBS sucking, but I just can’t find it.
Did they finish their food or not?
-guy who wants the whole story
In Chicopee this qualifies as dinner and a show.
White people are such animals. I wish they would go back to Europe.
Agreed. It has something to do with Moons over My Hammy, Pork Sausage and Mohamed El-Erian. I can’t find it either.
Agreed. It has something to do with Moons over My Hammy, Pork Sausage and Mohamed El-Erian. I can’t find it either.
Agreed. It has something to do with Moons over My Hammy, Pork Sausage and Mohamed El-Erian. I can’t find it either.
Yes, you can probably tie it all together with a Minetta, Russian, and NKI comment.
This is just the sort of behavior you can expect from a group of people who willingly went to a bar called “Maximum Capacity.”
The pig who filled out the report is clearly short Dennys, this is insider trading.
The pig who filled out the report is clearly short Dennys, this is insider trading.
In Soviet Minettas, pancake fighting you is the NKI???
In Soviet Minettas, pancake fighting you is the NKI???
In Soviet Minettas, pancake fighting you is the NKI???
In Soviet Minettas, pancake fighting you is the NKI???
Nope. That’s definitely not it.
Nope. That’s definitely not it.
Nope. That’s definitely not it.
I always pictured UBS traders working in a nice building in Stamford, New York, or Zurich, not a Denny’s in Chicopee.
But I guess that’s UBS for you: continuously underwhelming.
Chicopee? Why did it not surprise me that this is Massachusetts, and western Mass at that . . .
Chicopee? Why did it not surprise me that this is Massachusetts, and western Mass at that . . .
That’s nothing.
LaRonda
Assistant to the Assistant Manager – 6pm-2am shift
Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits
125th St
Harlem, NY
you cant break up a girl fight, you might accidentally hit one of them
you cant break up a girl fight, you might accidentally hit one of them
The story was funnier when “bitch, your pancakes look fine to me” was the cause of the fight.
This is appalling on two fronts: the racism of blacks dressing in whiteface and acting like crazy Appalachian people, and bringing a canine in a thong and crack inside a fine dining establishment.
You’ve got to admit it, though. Bitch’s pancakes did look perfectly fine.
You’ve got to admit it, though. Bitch’s pancakes did look perfectly fine.
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