Was it: a) the day two of his employees put the firm’s name in headlines next to ‘women’s underwear’ and ‘estrogen pills’ b) the day his ex-wife broke out of the psych ward c) the day he had to put his traders in a time out or d) none of the above?
The correct answer we were looking here was d, none of the above.
[Cohen] remembered getting his clock cleaned on a long position in Tenet Healthcare in 2002, losing $75 million to $80 million on the trade. He described the stock drop in Tenet because of a scandal as one of the worst days of his life. Mr. Cohen said it got worse when he came home that night and his wife was orchestrating their Christmas card photograph and made him dress up as the King of Clubs, [Hearts, and Diamonds].
Steve Cohen Opens Up [Dealbook]


Clubs. There got to be more ways to use them.
- Ping
She better be happy King Stevie didn’t decide to take a nice deep divot for the King of Clubs shot.
xmas at the SAC household- no festivus?
xmas at the SAC household- no festivus?
xmas at the SAC household- no festivus?
aren’t you missing the “so far…?”
aren’t you missing the “so far…?”
aren’t you missing the “so far…?”
aren’t you missing the “so far…?”
No spades?
We’ve certainly never had a problem top ticking HCA right before an earnings miss or accounting scandal. Perhaps your not trading on the correct information.
Was it a Thursday night ?
Ping > UBS ? Elaborate [25 marks]
Steve, call me. You left a ball in the guest room.
~Bambi
“I don’t need all of this money. I’m married to a very generous woman.”
“I don’t need all of this money. I’m married to a very generous woman.”
“I don’t need all of this money. I’m married to a very generous woman.”
“I don’t need all of this money. I’m married to a very generous woman.”
is this Dick Cheney’s brother?
is this Dick Cheney’s brother?
is this Dick Cheney’s brother?
is this Dick Cheney’s brother?
Who is the King of Spades?
Who is the King of Spades?
Your mom?
Doesn’t sound like a winning hand. Other than that, no concerns.
I like playing cards.
I like playing cards.
Come on – who uses a tee to practice iron shots?
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!
flat swing plane