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UBS Equities Moving To NYC

No word if they’re using Metro North to move all their stuff, but it’s certainly possible.

“Equity sales and trading has been notified they’re moving out of Stamford, down to NYC. When they announced that they said the rest of the trading floor is staying in CT.”

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  1. Savage Manatee says:

    So, this is the beginning of the end, then. Well, I pictured it going down differently.

    Serenity now!

  2. Guest says:

    Where to in NYC?

  3. J Costas says:

    6th avenue – Fixed income will follow them soon and Stamford will have a new airplane hanger

  4. Seaman Bodine says:

    What firm are they moving to?

  5. Anonymous says:

    I would like Confused Commenter to weigh in on this. I wonder what he is doing right now….

    • Dolphin Flogger says:

      Last I heard he was in the E.R. Something about “the most advanced case of skin loss from a brush burn that has ever been seen.”

  6. ArtackTheChummer says:

    Bensonhurst.

  7. Jack says:

    In related news, Beamer’s stock plummeting.

  8. Hosni Mubarak says:

    So do I go to Switzerland or NYC to make a withdrawal?

    • GGGuest says:

      No, we have your pension set up at a local branch, turn right at the tank, and continue past the closed banks, if you see the angry mob you’ve gone too far. Also, random questions, what’s your neck size?

    • GGGuest says:

      No, we have your pension set up at a local branch, turn right at the tank, and continue past the closed banks, if you see the angry mob you’ve gone too far. Also, random questions, what’s your neck size?

  9. Jack says:

    Just noticed the tag. Bess beat me to it.

  10. Nupsy says:

    So, this is the end of Stamford then?

  11. Guest says:

    Next stop Cos Cob. Mind the gap

  12. Guest says:

    Not even one UBS sucks? They’re making progress.

  13. Guestor says:

    Now I understand why UBS Sucks!

    –Gianna

  14. TheDarkness says:

    UBS….U B Southward bound, fool!

  15. TheDarkness says:

    UBS….U B Southward bound, fool!

  16. TheDarkness says:

    UBS….U B Southward bound, fool!

  17. Itsme says:

    Is wideclops roaming the aisles?

  18. FixedIncome says:

    Equities in Dallas>Equities in Stamford>Equities at UBS

  19. Guest says:

    They’ll be back. Only so much time they can spend in New York before they’ll start missing the ready convenience of Jerry Springer tickets at the Stamford Media Center.

  20. Anonymous says:

    Surprisingly, this doesn’t suck…remember to pay your taxes early and often.-M. Bloomberg

  21. Bambi says:

    Who cares? They tip like shit anyway. And yes, UBS sucks.
    Bambi

  22. 6th Ave Soc Gen trader says:

    I fart in their general direction

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  27. Info says:

    UBS really does suck…The only good thing is now Sales and Trading A$$holes can mix with Bleustein and Karp….Easier to fire all of them if they are at 6th avenue. What a bunch of boneheads

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