If you’ve been keeping up with your firearms news, you probably learned over the weekend that Morgan Stanley chairman John Mack counts himself among the 37,000-plus people licensed to own up to 25 handguns in New York. And not just in his home in Westchester where he might need protection from the Chappaqua riffraff– Mack has permission to bring his gun into the city. Naturally, this revelation brings up a couple of questions.
First off, does he bring a gun with him every time he comes into NYC, or just for meetings he thinks might get particularly heated? Did he have a gun with him the time he told Tim Geithner to go fuck himself and if yes, how close was he to whipping it out?
Second, and more importantly, what kind of heat do we think Mack is packing? A six-shooter? A sawed-off shotgun? A FN Five-SeveN? A lipstick gun? And how about if- and we’re not saying he does but if- he’s also got some unlicensed weapons, what’s included in that collection? A musket? A Red Ryder BB Gun? And does his hand count as a weapon, as it well should?
He always carries a revolver (and a ski mask for some reason) when he does withdrawals at the BofA 41st/7th branch. He says they know him so there is no need to use a paper slip.
Whatever it is he should place it in his mouth and blow his motherfucking brains out.
He carries a kid-sized training rifle from the 1800s – he saw it on Pawn Stars and just had to have it.
case of the tuesdays?
But the song about him says he carries a knife!!
-Former Lehman Quant
…and she said, “No, but that’s a really nice ski mask.”
A guy from Tulsa walks in with a billion dollar oil trading system that requires you to never take a loss. If this checks out, I’ve just got to have it!
-Rick Harrison
Pawn Stars
Las vegas, NV
Thinking…….
I was considering these answers:
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A Glock 27……………. .3135
FN Five-SeveN ………. .3098
A lipstick gun………… .2967
A six-shooter………… .0321
A sawed-off shotgun.. .0192
A musket……………… .0187
A Red Ryder BB Gun.. .0100
-Watson
Thinking…….
I was considering these answers:
———————————————
A Glock 27……………. .3135
FN Five-SeveN ………. .3098
A lipstick gun………… .2967
A six-shooter………… .0321
A sawed-off shotgun.. .0192
A musket……………… .0187
A Red Ryder BB Gun.. .0100
-Watson
Thinking…….
I was considering these answers:
———————————————
A Glock 27……………. .3135
FN Five-SeveN ………. .3098
A lipstick gun………… .2967
A six-shooter………… .0321
A sawed-off shotgun.. .0192
A musket……………… .0187
A Red Ryder BB Gun.. .0100
-Watson
JM: I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I really want to complain about that bonus being “shitty” and leave, or do I want to shut my mouth and keep working like the little peon you are.
JM: I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I really want to complain about that bonus being “shitty” and leave, or do I want to shut my mouth and keep working like the little peon you are.
JM: I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I really want to complain about that bonus being “shitty” and leave, or do I want to shut my mouth and keep working like the little peon you are.
When I roll, I roll hard, bitches! Now suck on my super-soaker!
When I roll, I roll hard, bitches! Now suck on my super-soaker!
When I roll, I roll hard, bitches! Now suck on my super-soaker!
When I roll, I roll hard, bitches! Now suck on my super-soaker!
I saw him slumming one time in Harlem with a zip gun and a Zorro mask. No one took him seriously.
His thumb and his index finger protruding through the faux leather of his Members Only jacket
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGmUsJvRv7U
RCP90
-Valentin
What a pussy.
/Somalian Offshore Equities Trader
Guns, John? I gave you that nickname for a reason.
-John Locke
Most Deadly (comment ever)
Most Deadly (comment ever)
He prolly needs to feel prepared in case of a fight with James Gorman, who’s been known to bring a boomerang and large bowie knife to meetings with him.
He prolly needs to feel prepared in case of a fight with James Gorman, who’s been known to bring a boomerang and large bowie knife to meetings with him.
I heard this buttoned-down, oxford cloth psycho comes to work every day with an ArmaLite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon. He’s dangerous.
You’d have to carry a gun too if you had a habit of making up nicknames and worked in the same office as James Gorman.
Grenade Launchers in the Temple
Grenade Launchers in the Temple
“We call this little guy the ‘Fecalizer.’ The target takes one look at it and immediately shits him- or herself”
After hearing “bankster” one too many times he picked up a Thompson M1928A1 (full auto and with 50 round drum, of course).
Taurus Mini-Cougar firing SxW .40Cals with an 11 clip, Police modified to remove safety.
I just show up in my trademark sleeveless suit;
“I’m Charlie G, and I get respect, your cash and your jewelry is what I expect!”
I just show up in my trademark sleeveless suit;
“I’m Charlie G, and I get respect, your cash and your jewelry is what I expect!”
I thought guns were banned in that Liberal Hippie Land called New York
I thought guns were banned in that Liberal Hippie Land called New York
I thought guns were banned in that Liberal Hippie Land called New York
I thought guns were banned in that Liberal Hippie Land called New York
You gotta carry firearms when you around Jimmy “The Big Jimbo” Gorman all day long with that silly broken “English” accent!
Never bring Mac the Knife to a gun fight…
Prox Mines in the Complex
Considering the ceo’s dark and moody temper, the mack man needs adequate firepower for a bit of self protection. That’s all.
Considering the ceo’s dark and moody temper, the mack man needs adequate firepower for a bit of self protection. That’s all.
Considering the ceo’s dark and moody temper, the mack man needs adequate firepower for a bit of self protection. That’s all.
Take it easy, hoss.
Kimber Carry Pro in .45. b/c a 9mm is for pansies and women.
Kimber Carry Pro in .45. b/c a 9mm is for pansies and women.
You mean Jimmy G.?
-unarmed guy cowering behind his desk
You mean Jimmy G.?
-unarmed guy cowering behind his desk
Winchester Model 97 Trench Gun– w bayonet.
So did Plaxico’s thigh.
Super Scope – Super NES
Remotes in the Facility
Remotes in the Facility
Hey! I need to make up for certain “short”falls in my life….and I’m not talking about my little insider trading cover up either! If you see where I’m going here (winkie winkie!).
rubbers in the boardroom….
-bend over
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV8FYzd_p5g