If I’m a PM at BlackRock, Wellington Management, State Street, GAMCO, Citigroup, Two Sigma, or AQR, all of which own a significant number of shares in the restaurant chain, my takeaways are: 1. Crowded as hell, that’s good 2. Patrons are not strictly meth addicts, that’s good 3. Professional conflict mitigation services available on-site (check out how calm, cool and collected the waiter who breaks things up is), that’s good 4. Apparently the cost-cutting through syrup sparsity program is being effectively implemented. So the answer would be hell yes.

Supposedly this all started when one group of diners, finding themselves sans syrup, asked the table over if they could borrow theirs, which resulted in the response, “Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me!” and the above mêlée.

“Bitch, Your Pancakes Look Fine To Me” [D-Listed via Gawker]

Comments (42)

  1. Posted by Guest | February 22, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    middle class?

    other than that I have no concerns.

  2. Posted by Dr. Rosenrose | February 22, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    She could really stick-and-move, for a fat fucking slob.

  3. Posted by Plum-R-Crack | February 22, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    You ought to have to get approval to buy / wear a thong.

  4. Posted by Maggie's Farmboy | February 22, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    Wasn’t this the plot of an episode of Mad Men? Which ad agency was hired these broads?

  5. Posted by Maggie's Farmboy | February 22, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    Wasn’t this the plot of an episode of Mad Men? Which ad agency was hired these broads?

  6. Posted by Mills Lane | February 22, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    My favorite moment is at 0:15 when the blond gets clocked after watching her friend get beat up. Serves you right for not jumping in.

  7. Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 at 8:47 PM

    You are a dick but a funny dick

  8. Posted by Spanishmoon | February 22, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    This is just a warm-up for the food riots to come.

    NN Taleb

  9. Posted by Spanishmoon | February 22, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    This is just a warm-up for the food riots to come.

    NN Taleb

  10. Posted by Spanishmoon | February 22, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    This is just a warm-up for the food riots to come.

    NN Taleb

  11. Posted by Spanishmoon | February 22, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    This is just a warm-up for the food riots to come.

    NN Taleb

  12. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | February 22, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    When that happens to a ‘woman’ its called Whale Tail

  13. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | February 22, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    When that happens to a ‘woman’ its called Whale Tail

  14. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | February 22, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    When that happens to a ‘woman’ its called Whale Tail

  15. Posted by Guest | February 22, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    Let me tell you something, if I am spending 2, 4, 6 or 8 dollars on a meal at 3:30am, I damn well better be able to enjoy that feast without getting punched in the face.

  16. Posted by NakedShort | February 22, 2011 at 9:38 PM

    Meet me at Denny’s pull my hair and throw me down revealing my thong so I know its you…

  17. Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    Is that Tiger Woods in the background next to the hostess?

  18. Posted by Guest | February 22, 2011 at 9:47 PM

    Now that’s what I call Moon Over My Hammy baby!!

  19. Posted by Guest | February 22, 2011 at 9:47 PM

    Now that’s what I call Moon Over My Hammy baby!!

  20. Posted by Guest | February 22, 2011 at 9:47 PM

    Now that’s what I call Moon Over My Hammy baby!!

  21. Posted by Denny's Investor Relations | February 22, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    Why are their no minorities in this clip?

  22. Posted by Robjoconnor | February 22, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    wow. wrecking ball….that is good stuff. is bear hiring?

  23. Posted by Guest | February 22, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    Thank you for sharing. I am now slightly more dead inside.

  24. Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 at 10:16 PM

    That visual’s gonna stick with me for a long time. It will certainly help me with my diet…

    guy who needs to lose a few

  25. Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 at 10:16 PM

    That visual’s gonna stick with me for a long time. It will certainly help me with my diet…

    guy who needs to lose a few

  26. Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 at 10:16 PM

    That visual’s gonna stick with me for a long time. It will certainly help me with my diet…

    guy who needs to lose a few

  27. Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 at 10:16 PM

    That visual’s gonna stick with me for a long time. It will certainly help me with my diet…

    guy who needs to lose a few

  28. Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 at 10:18 PM

    I’m not sure why they make thongs that large…

  29. Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    that’s a hell of a left hook!

  30. Posted by Guest | February 22, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    reminds me of that scene from pulp fiction, remember that one with samuel jackson, that was great

  31. Posted by Kachow | February 22, 2011 at 10:51 PM

    Man that escalated quickly, I mean it really got out of control fast. Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident? Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

  32. Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 at 10:58 PM

    Straight outta Jersey Shore eh?

  33. Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 at 10:58 PM

    Straight outta Jersey Shore eh?

  34. Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 at 10:58 PM

    Straight outta Jersey Shore eh?

  35. Posted by Black Guy | February 22, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    Just glad it wasn’t two black ppl

  36. Posted by Uiu | February 23, 2011 at 12:35 AM

    Just goes to show, spics are as bad as niggers.

  37. Posted by Me | February 23, 2011 at 5:10 AM

    douchebag

  38. Posted by Neither of you need syrup | February 23, 2011 at 7:33 AM

    Every now and then I feel sorry for average Americans and then I see this…

  39. Posted by Guest | February 23, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    What kind of low-life people get in a fight at a restaurant, and what kind of low-life restaurant admits these people?

    - Michael Bluth, who has not yet read the society section in today’s newspaper

  40. Posted by SuperTrooper | February 23, 2011 at 11:21 PM

    These girls get that syrup up in’em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

  41. Posted by DUHAMEL | February 23, 2011 at 11:59 PM

    Is the syrup kosher for passover?

  42. Posted by passthesyrup | February 24, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    Check out these Pass The Syrup items…the hottest new trend for eating out! http://www.zazzle.com/hubfam

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