$$$ Madoff Trustee’s Suit Says J.P. Morgan at ‘Very Center‘ of Fraud [WSJ]
$$$ Bernanke warns of catastrophe if debt limit not raised [Reuters]
$$$ The Reckoning Of Centaurus Billionaire John Arnold [AR]
$$$ Blackstone Expands Headcount and Pay [FINS]
$$$ Businessman ‘who followed PR girl from London to Cape Town and firebombed her parents’ home‘ appears in court [DM]
$$$ Oysters Vanishing on Overharvesting, Disease, Researchers Say [Bloomberg]
$$$ Battle Of The Bond Girls [NYO]
$$$ Fuzzy Logic, or: Those Who Fail to Learn From History [SSA]
$$$ Bill Gross: Unemployment Will Prevent Fed Rate Hike [CNBC]
Oysters vanishing? OMG! What are all those wankstas gonna use for aphrodisiacs?
Shumsheer Ghumman < Lisa Nowak
Thanks for posting Anal_yst’s website. I miss reading his thoughts and insights. Any chance you know where Tim Sykes posts his excellent views?
What is that kid who quit his hedge fund job because the temperature was to low in the office to run his families newly discovered oyster bays going to do now? Will someone think of that kid!
Firebombing your lady’s parent’s home in the N (attempted) KI
Bitch set me up!
Fucking oysterboy. Fucking it up for the rest of us.
You know what I’d like? Hotel Receipt Guy tells us what the bill contains before you fire bomb your stalkee’s parent’s home, using obscure memes and joke refs so The Joke Briefer has to explain. Heaven.
Truly an eyegasm.
Exactly! xoxo