In assessing his performance this year, Oswald Gruebel said he added no value.
UBS AG Chief Executive Oswald Gruebel won’t accept a bonus for 2010, despite the bank’s having returned to profit last year and halted massive outflows of wealthy client funds.
“I’m forgoing a bonus because I was not in a position to add value for our shareholders—our share price ended 2010 at nearly the same level as it began the year,” Mr. Gruebel said in a telephone interview. UBS’ shares ended 2010 4.4% lower.
“I vil take no bonus until Diilbreykar stops saying ‘UBS sucks’!”
Well, at least he’s setting an example for everyone to follow.
UBS sucks
UBS never leads or sets examples
The gnomes in Zürich told Oswald that he did suck. Its a question of the “old in and out.”
enough with the UBS sucks, minettas, pin jang, etc-I dont make money i print it is the NKI
This might be the single most accurate idea the firm has ever produced.
Guy’s got Goebbels DNA
They the example for sucking, give credit where credit is due.
Rollin’ on UBS…
Wohoo I got the same bonus as my CEO.
-UBS TMT Analyst
How could one add value when one works at UBS?
How could one add value when one works at UBS?
How could one add value when one works at UBS?
Why does UBS suck?
- B-school student considering UBS offer
Remember the legitimate years.
Hey Bleustein and Steinert…Did the thought of passing up your bonuses so that the associates could get more than $5K ever pass through your pea-sized brains? Probably not….
Both of you suck…
You have received an offer from UBS.
And you are considering it.
-Sad Frog
I miss the days when there’d be 50+ “UBS SUCKS!!!!!” posts by now.
You are doing god’s work.
Is UBS even bulge bracket anymore?
Is UBS even bulge bracket anymore?
Is UBS even bulge bracket anymore?
$80k + up to $120 bonus. Yes, considering it.
Gone are the days when they (UBS) did something that sucked at least twice a day. I miss those days.
Gone are the days when they (UBS) did something that sucked at least twice a day. I miss those days.
Gone are the days when they (UBS) did something that sucked at least twice a day. I miss those days.
If you take it I wish you all the best. No, seriously… I do !
You should go for it…$80,000 plus $120 bonus leaves you a lot of upside potential….$80,120….whole lotta money there!
No
-UBS Investor Relations
No… Sorry?
-Oswald
UBS SUCKS….. I am so excited to be quitting now that I got my cash. UBS ABSOLUTELY SUCKS AND ONLY SPARES STAY THERE FOR MORE THAN ONE BONUS CYCLE
congrats big guy! now get that $10k over to UBS GAM pronto.
UBS sucks
– Former UBS Healthcare analyst