
Following his town hall speech to the JPMorgan staff in Tokyo, Jamie Dimon serves sake to employees.
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Following his town hall speech to the JPMorgan staff in Tokyo, Jamie Dimon serves sake to employees.
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I am glowing with pride and so does this sake! Enjoy
Damn it feels good to be a banker, even in Tokyo
Here’s to nipping this nuclear thing in the bud. Err…I should have put a different slant on that. Oh, damn.
Only one??? You pussy
Only one??? You pussy
Only one??? You pussy
An American helping the Japanese get bombed… this time in a good way.
An American helping the Japanese get bombed… this time in a good way.
Does Sake come in Single Malt? I think not!
-that guy who brings beer to a keg party
Does Sake come in Single Malt? I think not!
-that guy who brings beer to a keg party
“Are you boys ready for a tsunami of sake bombs? Umm….forget that I said that.”
Drinking sake for Jamie’s sake.
We will be serving Kamikazes later. Kanpai!
me love you long time
Sake it to me baby yeah!
Sake it to me baby yeah!
Suck it, Blankfein!!
Suck it, Blankfein!!
Sake is not Dimon’s beverage of choice. I once saw Dimon drink a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, ‘All in all, I prefer gin.’”
Sake is not Dimon’s beverage of choice. I once saw Dimon drink a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, ‘All in all, I prefer gin.’”
Sake is not Dimon’s beverage of choice. I once saw Dimon drink a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, ‘All in all, I prefer gin.’”
Sake is not Dimon’s beverage of choice. I once saw Dimon drink a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, ‘All in all, I prefer gin.’”
Sake is not Dimon’s beverage of choice. I once saw Dimon drink a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, ‘All in all, I prefer gin.’”
Sake is not Dimon’s beverage of choice. I once saw Dimon drink a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, ‘All in all, I prefer gin.’”
Sake is not Dimon’s beverage of choice. I once saw Dimon drink a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, ‘All in all, I prefer gin.’”
JPM employees eagerly await their opportunity to ingest warm liquids served by CEO Jaimie Dimon.
JPM employees eagerly await their opportunity to ingest warm liquids served by CEO Jaimie Dimon.
JPM employees eagerly await their opportunity to ingest warm liquids served by CEO Jaimie Dimon.
JPM employees eagerly await their opportunity to ingest warm liquids served by CEO Jaimie Dimon.
JPM employees eagerly await their opportunity to ingest warm liquids served by CEO Jaimie Dimon.
@gherkin tsk, tsk.
@gherkin tsk, tsk.
@gherkin tsk, tsk.
@gherkin tsk, tsk.
@gherkin tsk, tsk.
@gherkin tsk, tsk.
@gherkin tsk, tsk.
@gherkin tsk, tsk.
@gherkin tsk, tsk.
@gherkin tsk, tsk.
@gherkin tsk, tsk.
@gherkin tsk, tsk.
@gherkin tsk, tsk.
UBS sucks
Somebody get the guy on the left some Pepcid AC!
Somebody get the guy on the left some Pepcid AC!
Wait… there’s a bad way?
Wait… there’s a bad way?
Wait… there’s a bad way?
Wait… there’s a bad way?
Wait… there’s a bad way?
Wait… there’s a bad way?
Damon adds a little bit of himself to every cup.
I think its much more personal to pass the chronic around
J. Cayne
Nothing like killing your liver and thyroid.
The last time I did that many shots of potassium iodide I couldn’t feel my thyroid for a week.
Sorry, we don’t serve midgets here.
Sorry, we don’t serve midgets here.
we call it the “running man”…here, hold my sake, I’ll show you
we call it the “running man”…here, hold my sake, I’ll show you
we call it the “running man”…here, hold my sake, I’ll show you
What the fuck’s a frush?
Somebody put on that new Loudness cd and lets get krunk
Not only are we getting thyroid cancer, Jamie, we’re getting pancreatic cancer and lung cancer and brain cancer and uterine cancer, and we’re getting prostate cancer and skin cancer… and we’re getting throat cancer and bone cancer and tongue cancer, and then we’re going to die! YEEEEAHHHHHH!!!
-guy on the right
Pictured: 1/1000 scale model of the pyramid in which Pharoah Dimon will be enshrined. Get to work, proles.
Oh, Rice. I thought you said Lice.
Oh, Rice. I thought you said Lice.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
is that KFC cup on the table for spitting?
is that KFC cup on the table for spitting?
That is how JP Morgan missed the subprime crisis!
That is how JP Morgan missed the subprime crisis!
Feeling self – conscious lately plus wanting to boost your image among the board members? Cheer your troops, for everything else there is a golden parachute.
So… what needs to happen to New York to get Jamie to serve us alcohol after our town hall meetings?
-Cautiously looks around, then frightenly begins masturbating…
So… what needs to happen to New York to get Jamie to serve us alcohol after our town hall meetings?
-Cautiously looks around, then frightenly begins masturbating…
Yamazaki 18yr
And Jesus turned the six jugs of water water into wine…
No thanks
Tiffany G
Northwest Mutual
No thanks
Tiffany G
Northwest Mutual
and:
“somebody go down to the mailroom to find a black guy to really ‘turn this motha’ out”!
“So you guys have seen that video on youtube with the UCLA girl? And the one with Rosie ‘ching-chong’ O’Donnell? Hilarious, I tells ya’…”
“So you guys have seen that video on youtube with the UCLA girl? And the one with Rosie ‘ching-chong’ O’Donnell? Hilarious, I tells ya’…”
“So you guys have seen that video on youtube with the UCLA girl? And the one with Rosie ‘ching-chong’ O’Donnell? Hilarious, I tells ya’…”
“my hammy’s a little tight today, boys.”
“my hammy’s a little tight today, boys.”
“my hammy’s a little tight today, boys.”
“my hammy’s a little tight today, boys.”
Don’t look at me in the eyes.
-JD
And for the entertainment…POCKET POOL. I’d say that guys looking at the 2 ball in the side pocket…
nothing like a little sake to help one forget their ravaged surroundings, why didn’t we just throw a mardi gras party after Katrina? Jamie has the right idea…
Here’s a sake with radioactive cyanide for you, Ozaki San!
After serving ample amounts of sake to his Tokyo employees, resulting in a festive and inebriated atmosphere, Dimon proceeded to cut the office’s headcount by 1/3.
@3rdPic: Damn Japanese women are grenades, anime fooled me.
Just hurry up with the sake, roundeye
Comment on the additional pics…how tall is Jamie Dimon? I call bullshit on the last pic, either everyone (less Jamie) is standing on a platform or the radiation is taking effect faster than we think!
Comment on the additional pics…how tall is Jamie Dimon? I call bullshit on the last pic, either everyone (less Jamie) is standing on a platform or the radiation is taking effect faster than we think!
Can we have a caption contest for the guy in the last photo, second from the left?
There are two kinds of people in this world, Chris. There are bullies and there are nerds. And there are hot Asian chicks. They’ll do what you want. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You better believe it, buddy. They will do what you want because they know, they know what you want. Oh, oh, oh, don’t be afraid. Don’t be afraid. I won’t hurt you. I won’t hurt you. Me big American man.
There are two kinds of people in this world, Chris. There are bullies and there are nerds. And there are hot Asian chicks. They’ll do what you want. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You better believe it, buddy. They will do what you want because they know, they know what you want. Oh, oh, oh, don’t be afraid. Don’t be afraid. I won’t hurt you. I won’t hurt you. Me big American man.
There are two kinds of people in this world, Chris. There are bullies and there are nerds. And there are hot Asian chicks. They’ll do what you want. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You better believe it, buddy. They will do what you want because they know, they know what you want. Oh, oh, oh, don’t be afraid. Don’t be afraid. I won’t hurt you. I won’t hurt you. Me big American man.
There are two kinds of people in this world, Chris. There are bullies and there are nerds. And there are hot Asian chicks. They’ll do what you want. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You better believe it, buddy. They will do what you want because they know, they know what you want. Oh, oh, oh, don’t be afraid. Don’t be afraid. I won’t hurt you. I won’t hurt you. Me big American man.
Did you mean liquid percocet maybe?
Did you mean liquid percocet maybe?
Did you mean liquid percocet maybe?
Did you mean liquid percocet maybe?
You have to be eff’in kidding me. Second chick to JD’s left in the last photo is defo lights on, on the balcony, broad daylight, megaphone up to her mouth, scream mask on me, and her wearing the beer hat sucking down sake.
That guy looks like 18 sexual harrassment lawsuits waiting to happen
I’d give the one who’s head is blocking JD’s scrot my fuel rod
Jamie “ICHIRO” Dimon!
Apparently so do most of the employees in the new pictures! They all just radiate enthusiasm and apparently other stuff too.
you are about to enter a world of pain zipperhead
THAT’S JUST LIKE DIMON
I’M WEARING A DIAPER
Japanese penis, so small. American penis, so huge.
as you can see in this scale model, if you adjust the fuel rod position 4 degrees off center the cooling problem will be solved. … next problem???
as you can see in this scale model, if you adjust the fuel rod position 4 degrees off center the cooling problem will be solved. … next problem???
3rd pic; who can point out the three people in charge?
3rd pic; who can point out the three people in charge?
3rd pic; who can point out the three people in charge?
that is Jamie’s sake cup
Or one leading emerging markets head fund manger!
-rhymes with bing
So long 270…JD is movin to the East side!
“You know, we dolphins didn’t really pilot the plain that bombed Hiroshima. Just sayin. Now have some sake.”
“Drinking at work and I feel like I grew 6 inches. If it wasn’t for that whole radiation thing, I be all over this country”
-JD
“Drinking at work and I feel like I grew 6 inches. If it wasn’t for that whole radiation thing, I be all over this country”
-JD
“Drinking at work and I feel like I grew 6 inches. If it wasn’t for that whole radiation thing, I be all over this country”
-JD
I will eat your endocrine system, nevernude
I will eat your endocrine system, nevernude
I will eat your endocrine system, nevernude
Get off my lawn.
-Walt
Get off my lawn.
-Walt
Get off my lawn.
-Walt
Get off my lawn.
-Walt
Serious q– what *is* that thing being presented to JD in the middle pic?
It looks like a model of the ark of the covenant from “Raiders of the Lost Ark.”
Serious q– what *is* that thing being presented to JD in the middle pic?
It looks like a model of the ark of the covenant from “Raiders of the Lost Ark.”
Serious q– what *is* that thing being presented to JD in the middle pic?
It looks like a model of the ark of the covenant from “Raiders of the Lost Ark.”
did anyone else notice the brown guy in the first picture? Or is it just a japanese guy with a tan from those explosions?
did anyone else notice the brown guy in the first picture? Or is it just a japanese guy with a tan from those explosions?
Did his visit have a happy ending?
“Lip my stalkings, Mr. Dimon!”
clearly no women
Perhaps they want to melt his beautiful face
“Jamie Dimon doesn’t serve the Sake, the Sake serves him.”
Wow this was supposed to be a reply to Distraction.
That’s no model.
Listen, sweetheart. You had the Mad Dog 20/20 of man juice. This is the Château Mouton Rothschild. If you reconsider, you may or may not be able to find me at Minetta Tavern’s Ginza location.
-JD
It’s Howard Dean, you fucks.
shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots
EVERYBODY!!!!
shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots
EVERYBODY!!!!
Actually Jamie is presenting Japan’s senior country officer with a miniature kabuto (samurai helmet) as a token of appreciation for employees working through the earthquake with hard hats on.
“Show me the ladyboys!”
have you ever sampled the unique delights of a lady man?
Come slide down the greasy pole of my depravity and I’ll bring the chickens!
Herro!
Jello Shots…..the person that finds the green one gets to slay Godzilla!
i just have to say this, and i know there’s a good chance bess will delete this comment, but here goes:
that bottom pic is just screaming rub and tug
“Jim Jones serves sake to loyal followers”
Is it strange that I’m seriously attracted to him? I’m 22 btw
Is it strange that I’m seriously attracted to him? I’m 22 btw
Is it strange that I’m seriously attracted to him? I’m 22 btw
Is it strange that I’m seriously attracted to him? I’m 22 btw