Some words numbers from Pool Manager NakedShort and his spreadsheet:
* Chinggis Khan is still our leader with 58 points
* Bubbles is a close second with 57 points
* 2 are tied at 55
* 7 are tied at 54, BUT the Duke loss blew a hole through 2 of those brackets
* 14 are tied at 53; unfortunately 2 of those 14 have Duke winning and one has Pitt as the champion
* 9 are tied at 52 (4 have Duke winning and one has Notre Dame)
* 19 are tied at 51; 5 of those brackets are shot to shit as 2 have Duke, 2 have Notre Dame and one had SDSU
And for the rest of us that are clustered around the 50 point mark, we’re probably going to want a chaos scenario play out wherein your winner remains in the tournament. After a less than thorough review of the leading brackets this morning, here is a breakdown of what we need to have happen this weekend if we want a night at Beamers followed by an early morning wreaking of booze, cigarette and vanilla scented lotion:
-Butler needs to beat UF
-Arizona needs to take down UConn
-The East Region is a bit of a clusterfuck, so everyone cheer according to your bracket but know Marquette coming out of that region would screw a lot of folks
-And last but not least under no circumstances does a Kansas loss this weekend help the majority of entrants. For now, for your my sake, for your daughter’s sake, ya might wanna think about cheering for a quality team like the Jayhawks.
Earlier: First Annual Dealbreaker NCAA Tournament Challenge Today
I hate this tournament and I hate all of you!
Duke sucks
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.
-Naughty Jayhawk
Chinggis: if you take me to Lugers with your two other friends and give me the I love DB button, you may have your wicked way with me…nothing off limits. Deal?
Gal who has already established she will prostitute herself for large sums of money and will now also do so for red meat and a button
Chinngis: I’d check for an adams apple before you do this.
–Guy who’s been burned by this sort of proposition before.
I have a new procedure that can significantly reduce the appearance of an Adam’s Apple in post-op transgenered individuals. Apply now, everyone is approved!
-Dr. Jonathan Zizmore
Bess – show us your bracket!
At least hold out for the Patagonia too.
I thought about it but was concerned asking for it might place me on the wrong end of the bid/ask spread.
Peter Luger is a friends of mine.
Bess’s bracket is a god damn national treasure!
If UConn wins, long matress distributors and hardware stores, short insurance companies.
-Guy whos stood around countless burining matresses at storrs
If UConn wins, long matress distributors and hardware stores, short insurance companies.
-Guy whos stood around countless burining matresses at storrs
Isn’t that where a certain suck bank does a lion’s share of their recruiting?
Isn’t that where a certain suck bank does a lion’s share of their recruiting?
Isn’t that where a certain suck bank does a lion’s share of their recruiting?
Isn’t that where a certain suck bank does a lion’s share of their recruiting?
Isn’t that where a certain suck bank does a lion’s share of their recruiting?
Only two things come from Kansas: faggots and UBS employees.
-James Cayne
Appreciate the offer, but happily married.
So much for saying my name I am a loser
So much for saying my name I am a loser
That’s the last spread you should be worried about with your offer.
UCONN DO IT!!!
rwp
UCONN DO IT!!!
rwp
Kansas – UConn – UNC for the love of LUGER!
Kansas – UConn – UNC for the love of LUGER!
So am I. Your point is what exactly?
Actually, it’s finger ratio of index-to-ring.
-Eddie Murphy
Wow. My crush on you is even bigger now. I love the Alpha Female.
Anonymous Corporate Development Guy
Fucking Kentucky.
Thx Anon xoxo
Matta, I hope you’re stopping by the pet store on your way home.
I wake up smelling like booze regardless of basketball.
I wake up smelling like booze regardless of basketball.
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