• 22 Mar 2011 at 1:37 PM

Gasparino: Goldman Sachs Lied To Me, Execs Michael Evans And Michael Sherwood Frontrunners For Job That’s Not (Yet) Available

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Last week, Charlie Gasparino reported that he’d spoken to a bunch of Lloyd Blankfein’s ‘friends,’ who’d told him that Blankfein a) hates his job running Goldman Sachs and b) has been saying he’s going to leave the firm by the end of the year. Goldman denied the report, promising Lloyd will be with us for years to come. False!, Chaz claimed and today provides names of two executives who will potentially take over for Lloyd at some point in the future.

They are vice-chairmen Michael Evans or Michael Sherwood, the latter of which will succeed the firm’s Gary Cohn as chairman of the partnership committee, it was announced in a memo yesterday. All of this, CG says, is proof his story is more spot on than Goldman would have you believe, and proof that he is all-knowing. Speaking of which, CG asked his Fox Business colleagues, “What, is Lucas van Praag clairvoyant? How does he know I haven’t spoken to Lloyd’s friends, who’ve told me he’s leaving?” (CEO’s up and down Wall Street also backed him up, Chaz says.)

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  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | March 22, 2011 at 6:24 PM

    People thought Louis Zabel would be around forever too…

  2. 2
    Posted by Guest | March 22, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    If you hit the shower with me, I’ll back you up.

    -Ping

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | March 22, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    That is a lie – GS never lies!

  4. 4
    Posted by Anon | March 22, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    What a shitty movie…..

  5. 5
    Posted by SEC | March 22, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    ….and GS is always truthful.

  6. 6
    Posted by Castle Creek | March 22, 2011 at 6:50 PM

    and who would tell a dope like Gasparino the truth anyway…told him anything to get him lost

  7. 7
    Posted by Lights Off | March 22, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    Chaz is full of GS.

  8. 8
    Posted by Meredith Whitney | March 22, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    Chaz, forgot to call you back. I covered mid-day on 3/17 so I should now tell you that I made up the GS rumor. Sorry about that. XOXO

  9. 9
    Posted by Spanishmoon | March 22, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    Raj Gupta claims yet another victim!

  10. 10
    Posted by Spanishmoon | March 22, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    Raj Gupta claims yet another victim!

  11. 11
    Posted by Spanishmoon | March 22, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    Raj Gupta claims yet another victim!

  12. 12
    Posted by Bac Koffice | March 22, 2011 at 7:14 PM

    Surprised LB’s “boys” put him on blast like that.

    -Guy who’s going to use this trick to get a promotion-

  13. 13
    Posted by Hey Wait | March 22, 2011 at 7:14 PM

    I liked Iron Eagle.

  14. 14
    Posted by Cheesy | March 22, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    Gasbag’s more useless than an empty tool belt.

  15. 15
    Posted by Charles Gasparino | March 22, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    Claire Voyant is a friend of mine.

  16. 16
    Posted by LvP | March 22, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    Ignorant prattle from an ignorant, loutish boor.

  17. 17
    Posted by PooperScooper | March 22, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    I heard the same.

    -Nails

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    Posted by Guest | March 22, 2011 at 11:28 PM

    Could somebody please call bs on Chaz? How about DB goes back and finds all of the bold proclamations from the Chuckerator he was “hearing” from “friends” and”execs” and compares them to reality? Bess, it would make for an awesome post.

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