• 17 Mar 2011 at 6:03 PM

Goldman Sachs: Your Lloyd Will Never Leave You

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Despite reports by Charlie Gasparino, who said he’s heard from friends of Lloyd that he “might be planning to step down by the end of the year,” GS has reassured the world that LB will be with us for many years to come, and possibly even longer, if Lucas van Praag can get him to agree to be cryogenically frozen. Future generations shouldn’t be punished for not being born in his lifetime. [Reuters]

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Comments (21)

  1. 1
    Posted by Hooha | March 17, 2011 at 10:17 PM

    I hope LB is good with telekinetics. It’s got to be hard to perform God’s work when you are all cryoed down for good.

  2. 2
    Posted by Hooha | March 17, 2011 at 10:17 PM

    I hope LB is good with telekinetics. It’s got to be hard to perform God’s work when you are all cryoed down for good.

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | March 17, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    i believe LB has planted his seed in the firm…

    When i say this, for those who think that means he got Goldman pregnant, i’d say either continue drinking or quit while you are ahead.

  4. 4
    Posted by Van Praag | March 17, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    Dear Charlie,

    please stop your moronic chimera. It is surely a product of your febrile mind.

    van Praag

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 at 10:30 PM

    Lloyd Blankfein makes George Costanza look like Malcolm X

    -Wayne Brady

  6. 6
    Posted by Lucy Van Pelt | March 17, 2011 at 10:38 PM

    Personally I wouldn’t waste my time denying a rumor like that unless it was true.

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 at 11:09 PM

    Why bother denouncing Gasbag commentary?

  8. 8
    Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 at 3:58 AM

    if Lloyd left, who would set daily LIBOR?

  9. 9
    Posted by Bernie | March 18, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    I am going to outlive him!

  10. 10
    Posted by Ari Gold | March 18, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    Lllllllloyyyyyyydddddddddd

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2011 at 1:21 PM

    you mean paul mooney

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    Leaving? Inconthievable!

  13. 13
    Posted by Economic Hit Man | March 18, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    He might be, Lloyd promised that in five years, all Goldman business would be completely legitimate… weather God likes it or not.

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