Hear me out on this one.
“I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,” Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day. [Reuters via BI]
There’s an express to Mars leaving in 10 minutes, Hugo…be on it.
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City “Sailor wanna hump-hump” bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here.
Yeah, and capitalism’s what dug those oilwells and built those refineries that you’re plundering, douchbag.
In other Venusian news (Venezuelian I meant) – the moon is made off cheese. Google confirms!!!
he got the memo: mars needs moms
All your monetary base are belongs to us.
-Toaplan
The only thing funnier than Chavez’s comments are the comments by readers of the article…priceless.
That’s not the kid from Modern Family?
Has he been partying with Sammy Hagar?
Chavez understands that the white man is a dog to his women. When they are tired, he puts down his tomahawk to feed their laziness.
Dislike button, please
Compared to things Obama has said, Hugo actually makes sense.
His every continued utterance is a testament to the CIA’s incompetence
My brother, your are correct in your thorough analysis. The Bush administration pilfered all of the water from Mars and used it to grow radioactive weed on their Texas plantations and then sold it to unsuspecting children in the African and Hispanic projects so that they can get them hooked and push the poison of Christianity on them preventing them from the free choice they would have otherwise made to join the Muslim brotherhood. It’s a travesty and we must rise up and protest the innocent kiling of the Martian people in the name of captialism and crusades to push their religion.
Ps. I haven’t received my check from Moammar this month – any idea where he is?
My brother, your are correct in your thorough analysis. The Bush administration pilfered all of the water from Mars and used it to grow radioactive weed on their Texas plantations and then sold it to unsuspecting children in the African and Hispanic projects so that they can get them hooked and push the poison of Christianity on them preventing them from the free choice they would have otherwise made to join the Muslim brotherhood. It’s a travesty and we must rise up and protest the innocent kiling of the Martian people in the name of captialism and crusades to push their religion.
Ps. I haven’t received my check from Moammar this month – any idea where he is?
My brother, your are correct in your thorough analysis. The Bush administration pilfered all of the water from Mars and used it to grow radioactive weed on their Texas plantations and then sold it to unsuspecting children in the African and Hispanic projects so that they can get them hooked and push the poison of Christianity on them preventing them from the free choice they would have otherwise made to join the Muslim brotherhood. It’s a travesty and we must rise up and protest the innocent kiling of the Martian people in the name of captialism and crusades to push their religion.
Ps. I haven’t received my check from Moammar this month – any idea where he is?
What nonsense…There is plenty one can disagree with Obama on but he isn’t a nutcase like Chavez
What nonsense…There is plenty one can disagree with Obama on but he isn’t a nutcase like Chavez
lay off my shoe shine guy, assholes.
lay off my shoe shine guy, assholes.
buying Venezuelan airplane leasing assets stuck in the CADIVI black hole from U.S. hedge funds at a Hug(o)e discount is the new killing it
buying Venezuelan airplane leasing assets stuck in the CADIVI black hole from U.S. hedge funds at a Hug(o)e discount is the new killing it
buying Venezuelan airplane leasing assets stuck in the CADIVI black hole from U.S. hedge funds at a Hug(o)e discount is the new killing it
You Sly Fox
Maybe he just finished watching the movie Total Recall, and was… confused about some things?
too much celebrity apprentice, too little christy canyon
Pro-tip: stop pushing the Q-Tip when you feel resistance.
‘Yo Me’ ate a lot of paint chips as a kid.
so touchy Bess. don’t get your panties in a knot.
Bess,
how come you get a star next to your name?
I’d be careful how you responded to Bess’ comments, you don’t want Confused Commentator coming to her defense and using you as a cup
Probably the final piece in an intricate plan to implement a transcontinental Islamic caliphate that only you, me, and Glenn Beck are smart enough to understand. . .right Yo Me?
See you at the party, Hugo
Ever notice how California and caliphate start with the same three letters? And where did Obama start college? Occidental. And where’s Occidental? That’s right: California. The writing’s on the wall, my friend.
Now who wants to go buy some goddamn gold?!
Okay do not laugh at it, we’ll teach ekonomike.On our friend.
Suck it, Hugo. – Martian Big Business Council
hoo ha ha, Chavez hilarious, but you can bet someone is adequate, Putin or Chavez …
Chavez is honest at least …