• 16 Mar 2011 at 12:48 PM

Jamie Dimon Headed To Japan

According to an email circulating from Christopher Harvey, JPMorgan’s “Senior Country Officer in Japan,” to colleagues.

When I walked into the packed Sky Hall at lunchtime today and heard applause, I briefly thought it might be for me. Turns out it was for the hundred pizzas coming in behind me! Thanks to Jamie and Judy Dimon for the longest-distance pizza delivery in history. And someone definitely violated the two-slice rule.

‎​Colleagues from around the globe are heading here to pitch in. In addition to Jamie, we will be seeing Matt Zames, Kevin Willsey, Paul Compton, Trevor Murphy, and a few others who are now booking their trips. In addition to keeping them very busy in the office and with clients let’s make sure to show them our great city.

‎​Finally I met this evening with one of our teammates directly affected by the tsunami. He and his brother continue to supporrt their mother as all three work with local authorities to search for their father and grandfather. We gave him water, food, batteries and a hug. If only we could give hime what he and his family are looking for.

Comments (50)

  1. Posted by Chuddy | March 16, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    his 5’9″ lean frame will make him look like a giant over there!!

  2. Posted by Guest | March 16, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    Please tell me they’re recording a song to raise relief funds.

  3. Posted by CrocodileD | March 16, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    Do you know who dat was? Cwint Eastwood!

  4. Posted by Tigers Wood | March 16, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    So long fried rice, hello fried chicken. I love you Dad!

    -Tiger Woods Nomination Speech at the Racial Draft-

  5. Posted by Tigers Wood | March 16, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    So long fried rice, hello fried chicken. I love you Dad!

    -Tiger Woods Nomination Speech at the Racial Draft-

  6. Posted by Tigers Wood | March 16, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    So long fried rice, hello fried chicken. I love you Dad!

    -Tiger Woods Nomination Speech at the Racial Draft-

  7. Posted by Tigers Wood | March 16, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    So long fried rice, hello fried chicken. I love you Dad!

    -Tiger Woods Nomination Speech at the Racial Draft-

  8. Posted by Spanishmoon | March 16, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    “The JPM bankers heard the Tokyo hookers were offering “two-fer” Thursday. You shouldn’t let a crisis go to waste.”

    Rahm Emanuel

  9. Posted by Spanishmoon | March 16, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    “The JPM bankers heard the Tokyo hookers were offering “two-fer” Thursday. You shouldn’t let a crisis go to waste.”

    Rahm Emanuel

  10. Posted by Spanishmoon | March 16, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    “The JPM bankers heard the Tokyo hookers were offering “two-fer” Thursday. You shouldn’t let a crisis go to waste.”

    Rahm Emanuel

  11. Posted by Spanishmoon | March 16, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    “The JPM bankers heard the Tokyo hookers were offering “two-fer” Thursday. You shouldn’t let a crisis go to waste.”

    Rahm Emanuel

  12. Posted by Guest | March 16, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    “let’s make sure to show them our great city”

    Based on this, I’ll infer the “free peep?” guys wandering around Tokyo will be busy showing Mr. Dimon and his minions all the best places.

  13. Posted by Warren Buffett | March 16, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    Thanks a lot Jamie!

  14. Posted by Warren Buffett | March 16, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    Thanks a lot Jamie!

  15. Posted by Chuddy | March 16, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    I am sure that they’re wet and ready too…..

    Gilbert Gottfried

  16. Posted by Primerica Quant | March 16, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    Doesn’t he know there was an earthquake and tsunami over there? Its dangerous.

  17. Posted by Guest | March 16, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    Maybe the radiation will trigger a growth spurt and get him to the magical 6 foot status?

  18. Posted by An update on the Drury's | March 16, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    In case you hadn’t noticed, the Drury’s are looking pretty nice today. They clearly don’t have a containment issue

  19. Posted by Cheesy | March 16, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    Godzilla stomp you, bastard.

  20. Posted by Cheesy | March 16, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    Godzilla stomp you, bastard.

  21. Posted by Cheesy | March 16, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    Godzilla stomp you, bastard.

  22. Posted by Mugatu | March 16, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    Dimon. So hot right now.

  23. Posted by AXA Advisors Quant | March 16, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    A close second would be Primerica even having Quant’s.

  24. Posted by AXA Advisors Quant | March 16, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    A close second would be Primerica even having Quant’s.

  25. Posted by AXA Advisors Quant | March 16, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    A close second would be Primerica even having Quant’s.

  26. Posted by ChappelleFan | March 16, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    For shizzle!

  27. Posted by Chuddy | March 16, 2011 at 5:57 PM

    can someone please get Julia Boorstin a cheeseburger?

    i’m not kidding, she looks like an orange on a toothpick

  28. Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Jamie Dimon is to buku

    Geisha Girl

  29. Posted by Bob Morris | March 16, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    I’m sure he’ll be looking for exciting new ways to profit from the disaster while making sure everyone else gets screwed. He’s that kind of guy.

  30. Posted by Bob Morris | March 16, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    I’m sure he’ll be looking for exciting new ways to profit from the disaster while making sure everyone else gets screwed. He’s that kind of guy.

  31. Posted by Mexi-Cant | March 16, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    Masturbating furiously at the thought of Jamie pwning Godzilla

  32. Posted by HighBNR | March 16, 2011 at 7:12 PM

    “We gave him water, food, batteries and a hug…”

    Chrissakes they’re in Tokyo, not Burkina Faso

  33. Posted by Natty LAX | March 16, 2011 at 7:28 PM

    yes, jimmy is heading to japan. embassies are calling back their dips and the cops are trying to cool the reactors with riot water cannons. jpm is definitely sending its exec team to japan.

  34. Posted by Natty LAX | March 16, 2011 at 7:28 PM

    yes, jimmy is heading to japan. embassies are calling back their dips and the cops are trying to cool the reactors with riot water cannons. jpm is definitely sending its exec team to japan.

  35. Posted by Natty LAX | March 16, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    and how generous of them to have ordered dominos

  36. Posted by JR | March 16, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    Beaucoup dumbass

  37. Posted by JR | March 16, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    Beaucoup dumbass

  38. Posted by Guest | March 16, 2011 at 8:07 PM

    It was wrong of Christopher Harvey to tell the whole office what one guy received as a bonus.

  39. Posted by Guesty_guest | March 16, 2011 at 9:31 PM
  40. Posted by Joe | March 16, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    Jamie Dimon = Chuck Norris of finance

  41. Posted by JapanRescueWorker | March 17, 2011 at 1:07 AM

    Personal to Jamie:

    Thanks for the thought, but seriously you’ll just be in the way. Eating the limited amount of food, drinking the limited amount of water. Just don’t.

    Throw your wallet, supplies, and Red Cross staff on your jet and stay out of their way. When things are under control, stop by for a beer.

  42. Posted by Finn Alexander | March 17, 2011 at 2:02 AM

    If only the world followed in Dimon’s footsteps and sent pizza to Japan, all would be well. So what’s the Libyan office getting? Chicago style hotdogs?

  43. Posted by Peter | March 17, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    Jamie (In Asiatown): Oh my God it’s Jackie Chan! (Asian guy walks away)
    Jamie (to next Asian guy): Oh my God it’s Jackie Chan! (Asian guy again walks away)
    Jamie (to another Asian guy): Oh my God it’s Jackie Chan!

  44. Posted by Older and wiser | March 17, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    No Virginia, it’s the next Secretary of State.

  45. Posted by JBEV | March 17, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    We Have Reached Peak Godzilla – UNLEASH THE DIMON

  46. Posted by JBEV | March 17, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    We Have Reached Peak Godzilla – UNLEASH THE DIMON

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    And you think you’re not? This fucking socialistic comments make me so upset

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