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Jamie Dimon Headed To Japan

According to an email circulating from Christopher Harvey, JPMorgan’s “Senior Country Officer in Japan,” to colleagues.

When I walked into the packed Sky Hall at lunchtime today and heard applause, I briefly thought it might be for me. Turns out it was for the hundred pizzas coming in behind me! Thanks to Jamie and Judy Dimon for the longest-distance pizza delivery in history. And someone definitely violated the two-slice rule.

‎​Colleagues from around the globe are heading here to pitch in. In addition to Jamie, we will be seeing Matt Zames, Kevin Willsey, Paul Compton, Trevor Murphy, and a few others who are now booking their trips. In addition to keeping them very busy in the office and with clients let’s make sure to show them our great city.

‎​Finally I met this evening with one of our teammates directly affected by the tsunami. He and his brother continue to supporrt their mother as all three work with local authorities to search for their father and grandfather. We gave him water, food, batteries and a hug. If only we could give hime what he and his family are looking for.

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  1. Chuddy says:

    his 5’9″ lean frame will make him look like a giant over there!!

  2. Guest says:

    Please tell me they’re recording a song to raise relief funds.

  3. Tigers Wood says:

    So long fried rice, hello fried chicken. I love you Dad!

    -Tiger Woods Nomination Speech at the Racial Draft-

  4. Tigers Wood says:

    So long fried rice, hello fried chicken. I love you Dad!

    -Tiger Woods Nomination Speech at the Racial Draft-

  5. Tigers Wood says:

    So long fried rice, hello fried chicken. I love you Dad!

    -Tiger Woods Nomination Speech at the Racial Draft-

  6. Tigers Wood says:

    So long fried rice, hello fried chicken. I love you Dad!

    -Tiger Woods Nomination Speech at the Racial Draft-

  7. Spanishmoon says:

    “The JPM bankers heard the Tokyo hookers were offering “two-fer” Thursday. You shouldn’t let a crisis go to waste.”

    Rahm Emanuel

  8. Spanishmoon says:

    “The JPM bankers heard the Tokyo hookers were offering “two-fer” Thursday. You shouldn’t let a crisis go to waste.”

    Rahm Emanuel

  9. Spanishmoon says:

    “The JPM bankers heard the Tokyo hookers were offering “two-fer” Thursday. You shouldn’t let a crisis go to waste.”

    Rahm Emanuel

  10. Spanishmoon says:

    “The JPM bankers heard the Tokyo hookers were offering “two-fer” Thursday. You shouldn’t let a crisis go to waste.”

    Rahm Emanuel

  11. Guest says:

    “let’s make sure to show them our great city”

    Based on this, I’ll infer the “free peep?” guys wandering around Tokyo will be busy showing Mr. Dimon and his minions all the best places.

  12. Warren Buffett says:

    Thanks a lot Jamie!

  13. Warren Buffett says:

    Thanks a lot Jamie!

  14. Primerica Quant says:

    Doesn’t he know there was an earthquake and tsunami over there? Its dangerous.

  15. An update on the Drury's says:

    In case you hadn’t noticed, the Drury’s are looking pretty nice today. They clearly don’t have a containment issue

  16. Mugatu says:

    Dimon. So hot right now.

  17. Chuddy says:

    can someone please get Julia Boorstin a cheeseburger?

    i’m not kidding, she looks like an orange on a toothpick

  18. Anonymous says:

    Jamie Dimon is to buku

    Geisha Girl

  19. Bob Morris says:

    I’m sure he’ll be looking for exciting new ways to profit from the disaster while making sure everyone else gets screwed. He’s that kind of guy.

  20. Bob Morris says:

    I’m sure he’ll be looking for exciting new ways to profit from the disaster while making sure everyone else gets screwed. He’s that kind of guy.

  21. Mexi-Cant says:

    Masturbating furiously at the thought of Jamie pwning Godzilla

  22. HighBNR says:

    “We gave him water, food, batteries and a hug…”

    Chrissakes they’re in Tokyo, not Burkina Faso

    • Guest says:

      It was wrong of Christopher Harvey to tell the whole office what one guy received as a bonus.

  23. Natty LAX says:

    yes, jimmy is heading to japan. embassies are calling back their dips and the cops are trying to cool the reactors with riot water cannons. jpm is definitely sending its exec team to japan.

  24. Natty LAX says:

    yes, jimmy is heading to japan. embassies are calling back their dips and the cops are trying to cool the reactors with riot water cannons. jpm is definitely sending its exec team to japan.

  25. Joe says:

    Jamie Dimon = Chuck Norris of finance

  26. JapanRescueWorker says:

    Personal to Jamie:

    Thanks for the thought, but seriously you’ll just be in the way. Eating the limited amount of food, drinking the limited amount of water. Just don’t.

    Throw your wallet, supplies, and Red Cross staff on your jet and stay out of their way. When things are under control, stop by for a beer.

  27. If only the world followed in Dimon’s footsteps and sent pizza to Japan, all would be well. So what’s the Libyan office getting? Chicago style hotdogs?

  28. Peter says:

    Jamie (In Asiatown): Oh my God it’s Jackie Chan! (Asian guy walks away)
    Jamie (to next Asian guy): Oh my God it’s Jackie Chan! (Asian guy again walks away)
    Jamie (to another Asian guy): Oh my God it’s Jackie Chan!

  29. Older and wiser says:

    No Virginia, it’s the next Secretary of State.

  30. JBEV says:

    We Have Reached Peak Godzilla – UNLEASH THE DIMON

  31. JBEV says:

    We Have Reached Peak Godzilla – UNLEASH THE DIMON

  32. kvglIh Very good article. Great.

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