Last week reported that Jamie Dimon’s bags were packed and ready to go to Tokyo. Apparently he’s arrived today and plans to speak with employees and clients present during earthquake. And rebuild the affected areas, with his bare hands.
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He plans to tell the radiation to stop being such a jerk.
Don’t worry, his cock has a Geiger Counter.
Apparently, he will be telling his minions at JPM that, although the Japanese have suffered a terrible and unimaginable tragedy, that’s no excuse not to continue fucking them out of every Yen they have.
The JPM PR machine continues its war for the hearts and minds of the public, 4:1 odds there is gonna be another TV ad made out of this trip. Takers?
I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.
- JD
This has nothing to do with PR. JD’s shooting a remake of Lost in Translation. He’s playing Bill Murray’s character and Bess is taking over for Scarlett J.
Hahah, Exactly… I think they already created enough damage over here, time to check elsewhere. Have you seen the trainwreck that is happening here at all? Take a good look its embarrassing. go to dailyjobcuts.com
From there he will fly to Afganastan and spend 1/2 day finding and killing OBL and rescuing Warren Buffett from a cave, before dropping a home-made daisy-cutter on Gadafi from the JPM G650 thereby defining the mission. On the return trip from North Africa there will be a quick flyby over Washington, DC to dump JPM-One’s full septic tanks from thel long trip and then a safe landing at Teterboro where he will subtly give the finger to the three TSA agents that showed up to the wrong airport again and they will mistake it as a salute.
From there he will fly to Afganastan and spend 1/2 day finding and killing OBL and rescuing Warren Buffett from a cave, before dropping a home-made daisy-cutter on Gadafi from the JPM G650 thereby defining the mission. On the return trip from North Africa there will be a quick flyby over Washington, DC to dump JPM-One’s full septic tanks from thel long trip and then a safe landing at Teterboro where he will subtly give the finger to the three TSA agents that showed up to the wrong airport again and they will mistake it as a salute.
From there he will fly to Afganastan and spend 1/2 day finding and killing OBL and rescuing Warren Buffett from a cave, before dropping a home-made daisy-cutter on Gadafi from the JPM G650 thereby defining the mission. On the return trip from North Africa there will be a quick flyby over Washington, DC to dump JPM-One’s full septic tanks from thel long trip and then a safe landing at Teterboro where he will subtly give the finger to the three TSA agents that showed up to the wrong airport again and they will mistake it as a salute.
Jamie Dimon is already radioactive. Radioactively hot!
Come on girls, am I right?
You stay classy, Tokyo!
Bess taking over for Scarlett J would be a bit too much. No offense to Bess, but we all have specific things we are good at …
Bess taking over for Scarlett J would be a bit too much. No offense to Bess, but we all have specific things we are good at …
I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers. But then again, I’m easy.
I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers. But then again, I’m easy.
Where’s Mothra and Rhodan? We need them to turn this JD creature back to save Tokyo! Yeah we know they’ll both destroy a lot of buildings and nuclear power plants in the process but we’re Japanese and are cool with that.
Where’s Mothra and Rhodan? We need them to turn this JD creature back to save Tokyo! Yeah we know they’ll both destroy a lot of buildings and nuclear power plants in the process but we’re Japanese and are cool with that.
He will hammer in the nails for the rebuilding with his big swinging dick. Golden shit from his ass will pay for emergency health care. And the glow from his eyes will cure the sick while his magic hands will purify tainted water to give to survivors.
Morgan and Japan go way back
http://books.google.com/books?id=sgNUEqkgctEC&lpg=PP1&dq=house%20of%20morgan&pg=PT743#v=onepage&q=samurai&f=false
Preach!
Did I ever tell you about the time Dimon was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Dimon chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Did I ever tell you about the time Dimon was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Dimon chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
What’s he do for an encore?
He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.